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| Fiji Joe |
when I'm on the street...
Damn, been a long time since I've had time to post...But dad says I can lose the crash helmet and drool cup and start venturing out in public again...
Just got back from a 9 hour round trip to Fayetteville, Arkansas...all the while blaring "Exile"...what a fan-fucking-tastic album that is...makes me wanna smash all my Tony Carey records
Someone fill me in...what's up with the ASS summit?...what's up with the Stones' new album?...Where do butterflies go when it rains?
My life has taken a drastic change since my wife gave me the go ahead to be a gigolo...I've lost ten pounds and spent $100 on Vitamin E
A few things I've noticed lately:
It seems all comic super-heroes created after 1950 have a pre-pubescent homosexual sidekick
That absence does not make the heart grow fonder nearly as much as a 2 hour blow job
No one really gives a damn anymore if you squeeze the Charmin
There is no place on the web to discretely purchase adult diapers
"No" really does mean "no"...I have the retracted testicles to prove it
And...you don't really need a fiddle in the band to play in Texas...that's just some urban legend stoked by fiddle manufacturers to increase their sales
...Anyhow...Let me know what's going on with you
Pam...PM me...I now have a sufficient amount of pride to send you a Royals T-shirt...
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| gypsy |
Good to have you back. I missed you one hundred times more than all the other regulars even thought about.
Since you've been gone, jb got caught with his secretary. Hell, we don't really know if he got caught...but we're already working on the screenplay for the made-for-TV movie...it's under the post titled "Maxlugar!"
Joey's still slow...but he's been shaving his sac regularly for at least a month now. |
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| Fiji Joe |
"Joey's still slow...but he's been shaving his sac regularly for at least a month now."
No kidding? Welcome to the club Joey! And yes, it will grow back thicker |
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| steel driving hammer |
Fiji baby you need to stop hanging out on that Political board.
We need you hear and we need your pictures here... |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
...your mouth don't move but I can hear you speak
I like it! I like the way you re-introduced yourself  |
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
Political board?
Where?
-tSYX --- Gimme the low down... |
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| stonedinaustralia |
hey feej - i was only thinking yesterday - where has he gone??
don't be a stranger now |
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| Fiji Joe |
nah SIA...I'm back...gonna get my mojo workin' |
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