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07-03-03 01:25 PM
Factory Girl Joey, I really hope that someone sexy bites you this holiday weekend...lol.
07-03-03 01:36 PM
parmeda I'm hoping Joey "bites" the likes of Max & SS this weekend, lol!

Joey...did you read what those two said about the Cubs?
I immediately began to cry and snort snot!
(...been hangin' around you too long I guess, huh?)
07-03-03 01:36 PM
Joey " Joey, I really hope that someone sexy bites you this holiday weekend...lol. "

Katie .......................................


Come to Joey !

STONES !

JACKY !
07-03-03 01:45 PM
Factory Girl Joey, I know what you're thinking and I will politely decline. You belong to the lovely Gypsy.

Parmeda-I'm sure Joey will be happy to nibble his C10 brothers...lol. You know what they say: "You can't nibble just one..." rotfl
07-03-03 01:48 PM
Maxlugar [quote]parmeda wrote:
I immediately began to cry and snort snot!

Another incredibly creative catch phase that geek stole from me!

"I'm posting for three, Ronnie!"
07-03-03 02:09 PM
sirmoonie Its incredile how many of the C10 turned out gay.

Sometimes, I feel like an island unto myself. A huge heterosexual island adrift in a balmy sea of pie.

These feelings I feel.

"Docket my socket rocket, Rhonda!"
07-03-03 03:14 PM
And Howe!
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Its incredile how many of the C10 turned out gay.

Sometimes, I feel like an island unto myself. A huge heterosexual island adrift in a balmy sea of pie.

These feelings I feel.

"Docket my socket rocket, Rhonda!"



Dear Sirmoonie,

Thank you for your request to schedule the next C 10 gathering at our lovely campus. We would be proud to host all of you strong viril youngish men. Looking forward to seeing you.

Warmest regards,

General Fegelah
07-03-03 03:28 PM
VoodooChileInWOnderl
07-03-03 03:39 PM
Factory Girl Thank you, Voo! You're Awesome!!
07-03-03 03:45 PM
Joey " Dear Sirmoonie,

Thank you for your request to schedule the next C 10 gathering at our lovely campus. We would be proud to host all of you strong viril youngish men. Looking forward to seeing you.

Warmest regards,

General Fegelah "

OK !!!!! Who just hit the Grand Slam ????????

Did Lugar just give up ANOTHER Series Winner ????

Damn , that boy needs to go back to the MINOR Leagues -- AA Ball !

{{ CA - RACK }}

Double .

" I get on my Knees for you Ronnie "

The Jerky Boy !

Skittles .
07-03-03 05:17 PM
parmeda
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
Another incredibly creative catch phase that geek stole from me!

"I'm posting for three, Ronnie!"


See how much you were missed, Max?
We had to do SOMETHIN in order to keep your juices flowin'!
07-03-03 06:07 PM
gypsy Thanks for posting that, Voodoo...kind of makes me want to go see that movie. I love that Keith and Johnny are pals. Keith's daughters both admit that they each have a crush on Johnny.

Oh, FG, y'know, Joey doesn't belong to me. It's share and share alike around here. Kind of how the Stones would swap girlfriends every other week...you know how it goes. By all means, I would not want to hold Joey back...
07-03-03 09:19 PM
steel driving hammer
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
I've met him.
I'll guarantee its imaginary.



Yes you met me, then you should know how women flock to me...

I really shouldn't brag but, you forced me to. In high school, not the Academey, I used to get in trouble because girls would write 'I Love You's' and shit on my locker. You couldn't imagine the afternoon's I spent washing the entire hall way. I popped more cherries than a illegal Cuban in a Cherry Picker. Today I still can't remember all their fucking names.

Yes I still date, mostly women a bit older than me, not all the time, but mostly. Been looking to settle down, but not quite yet. But been having problems when I think it's serious because most women get turned off when I listen to The Rolling Stones like I do, they feel I love them more than her. They see all my bootlegs, inturn, I think they feel 2nd.

So right now, I like The Stones more than true love.

Sometimes I think I am A Rolling Stone.

Roll on Neil, any which way but marrige...
07-04-03 12:24 AM
Maxlugar [quote]steel driving hammer wrote:

So right now, I like The Stones more than true love.

Steelie,

As one of your best friends on he net, I'd like to advise you, Don't end up like Joey: A lonely, pussyless drone of a male without any chance of maintaining a lasting relationship with a female. You have had real feelings and actual encounters with real live women.

So try and don't be like brother Iron colon.

You're welcome.

MACKY!!!!
07-04-03 08:02 AM
gypsy Maxy, since when did you stop thinking of sheep as real life females?
07-04-03 08:21 AM
nankerphelge I have to admit, I was lonely this 4th and decided to "rent" a sheep. No it isn't some cheap street sheep named Amber. It's an escort service -- they are all healthy and refined!!

And why are sock puppets talking to me so much?
You all see it too doncha?

07-04-03 08:44 AM
steel driving hammer Thanks Maxy, I can feel the warmth of your love light.




07-04-03 10:27 AM
parmeda rotflmfao!

You guys are insane!
07-04-03 10:36 AM
Factory Girl Yikes is all I can say!

My dear gypsy, I'll be happy to share Joey with you. I love your spirit, girl!

sdh-why is the gerbil sunning under a heat lamp???

nank-don't worry, they're only imaginary sock puppets.

Happy and Safe 4th to Everyone!!!
07-04-03 11:32 AM
sirmoonie
quote:
steel driving hammer wrote:
Yes you met me, then you should know how women flock to me...



Always remember this Steelius:

Pain is part of life, suffering is optional. Thats why god invented booze.

"Flash boil some 80 proof stilch, grab the turbo-bong, and call me Capt. Fly, Ronnie!"
07-04-03 12:31 PM
nankerphelge TURBO-BONG!!!

Oh I likes the sounds of that.

07-04-03 01:01 PM
Lambchop
quote:
Factory Girl wrote:


nank-don't worry, they're only imaginary sock puppets.




Do you think he will think the real Factory Girl posted that? Shhhh.
07-04-03 02:52 PM
Mrs. Tiffany Lambchop -- Maybe someday Nanker will figure out that we sock puppets are all that exist and it's all the other posters who are imaginary!

Max Lugar is not a reality!
Max Lugar is not a reality!

The Rolling Stones are nothing more than a deep deep dope dream.

From his first hit, Nanker has been in a chiba coma. His trouble now -- he's waking up!

You better get back on the turbo bong, Chong! Maybe then we'll go away!



Happy Fourth of Julio!

07-05-03 09:55 AM
nankerphelge Make the sock puppets stop!!!
07-05-03 10:30 AM
Topo Gigio
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Make the sock puppets stop!!!



You smell like Senor Wences. A mix of soiled boxer shorts and rotten apricot. Something about this attracts me very much.
07-07-03 10:17 AM
nankerphelge I'm being stalked by puppets.

Mommy warned me about this.
07-07-03 10:23 AM
Factory Girl Nanky, get a "sock Puppet" restraining order...lol.
07-07-03 11:15 AM
Lambchop He just says this in public. You should have seen him last night.
07-07-03 11:21 AM
Joey [quote]steel driving hammer wrote:

So right now, I like The Stones more than true love.

" Steelie,

As one of your best friends on he net, I'd like to advise you, Don't end up like Joey: A lonely, pussyless drone of a male without any chance of maintaining a lasting relationship with a female. You have had real feelings and actual encounters with real live women.

So try and don't be like brother Iron colon.

You're welcome.

MACKY!!!! "

I just don't understand . So much Hatred , when all the Joey does is love .....................................

" Tie me up and call me Suzi Ronnie "

Joeykins !


07-07-03 11:54 AM
Sleazy Hugh Lambchop:

If your mouth and your hand exist in the same place simultaneously-

what do you call it?

A lambjob?

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