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| Maxlugar |
Goodbye forever .............................
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !
Post for me Monkey boy! Come on! MACKY JACKY MACKY JACKY!
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| gypsy |
Why, yes I do! How is the little Brianna these days? |
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]sirmoonie wrote:
In fact, I'm so disgusted with the whole display that I've found it necessary to start drinking again.
You're welcome!
You'll come around. |
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| Maxlugar |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Why, yes I do! How is the little Brianna these days?
Oh so sweet! Whenever I look at her it makes me so proud that I haven't been tossing my sperm into some guys glory hole.
Does HP have a Life Companion benefit?
Just asking......
MACKY!!!!!!! |
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| gypsy |
You'll have to post a new pic of little Maxlette whenever you have the time.
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| Joey |
" Hey Gypsy, do you like guys who name their daughters after them? Sexy huh?
MACKY MACK MACKY! "
Ok ................I'm Back !!!!!!!!!
Max , I hope to " GOD " you have a son soon or else this whole world will be full of Brianna's ( see George Foreman's Tribe . )
Early 21st Century timeline :
2003 : Brianna I
2004 : Brianna II
2005 : Brianna III
**** MAXY PRAYS FOR BRIAN JR. *****
2006 : Brianna IV
****** POPE BLESSES MAXY'S SPERM FOR A BRIAN JR.******
2007 : Brianna V
****** Joey shows up to visit the MaxLugar compound in Martha's Vineyard and gets to meet the entire family . In fact , he gets along " famously " with everyone and is invited to stay in the " Guest House " for the entire summer . *********************************************
2008 : Brian Jr. ( " Oh , Oh !!!!! " )
{{{ CA - RACK }}}
Harry : " OH MY GOD STEVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That shot has got to be one the longest home runs I have EVER seen powered out of here --- 550 .....No , 600 Yards Easily .............It even went past Steelie's apartment and has landed over by the train station somewhere . Can you believe it Steve ???????? STEVE ?!?!?!?!?! "
Steve : Ah , Ah , Ah , Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*************** JOEY now laughing so hard he can't finish the bit ******************************************************.............................Joey now on all fours and has snot pouring forth from his nose , he can't breathe even though he has his mouth wide open and he is making little squealing sounds ..............................................*****************************************************************************************Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
***********END TRANSMISSION ****************************
Jacky !
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Gypsy....
FYI...The "P" on Suge's hat is for "Philadelphia" as in Philadelphia Phillies.
I don't know if you have been watching the box scores...but the Phillies just beat the hapless Cubs AGAIN. Mr. Bowa...GET THE BROOM, it's time for a clean sweep. |
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| Maxlugar |
The Cubs are one of the sadest examples of a sporting franchise. How do their fans do it?
SS'y, did you see Joey's attack on my daughter? Do you supposed Joey will ever have kids? I need your opinion on this....
Developing like an embryo....... |
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| steel driving hammer |
Your right about the Cubs.
There's alot of corked fans too here. |
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| Joey |
" Your right about the Cubs.
There's alot of corked fans too here. "
The CUBS WILL make it to the Playoffs this year .
BET THE RANCH BABY !!!!!!!
" Id ?!?!?! What Id Essessey ?!?!?! We got no stinking Id Here Ronnie ? "
Bunny !
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| nankerphelge |
You are so hot when you apologize!! |
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| Soul Survivor |
Maxy should feel honored....
Look at all the posts |
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| Joey |
" I've been informed by Dandelion that my "on-line flirtations" are "repulsive". So I apologize to everyone I "flirted" with - FG, and Joey, I guess - for said repulsiveness, and have removed the offensive posts. "
<---- I for one enjoy them . By the way Fleabit , has anyone ever told you that you look EXACTLY like Walter Becker of " Steely Dan " fame ( circa 1978 ) ???????
Yeah little pal , I was just going to mention that .....................I like the way you think .
" It's the Ego Ronnie "
Knock Knock !
Who's there ?
Jacky !
Jacky Who ?
Jacky .............................................Fly
M. Jackyfly
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| Dandelion* |
Actually - it was "pathetic" - and "without your usual
wit, charm and subtlety" "ain't we slumming", - and - "you seem to be losing it..."
Clearly!
Observe Maxy and Joey is right - you'll get it back someday. Paging pkg - we need some one in his league! Help! |
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| sirmoonie |
How's my on-line flirtation been, sweetheart? |
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| Factory Girl |
I will continue to flirt with myself and my computer.
I cyberlove myself. rotfl... |
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| Maxlugar |
Dande,
I have dreamed often of your blonde silky hair cascading around your warm
Chicagoian shoulders. You smile at me, coyly, sitting on a blade of a giant
windmill. You are wearing a long peasant skirt and each time the windmill
goes around, I get a peak at your "Netherlands".
Come to Maxy...
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| Joey |
{{ EDITED BY JOEY }}
" Come on Gorilla ................This is a Thrilla '
! "
( laughter + Don King guffawing in background as Joey bats back and forth a little Maxy doll cupped in his hand ) .
" Come on Gorilla ................We're in Manilla ! "
( sustained laughter + applause + and Don King Chortling in background as young Joey continues to swat away at a little Maxy doll clutched tightly in his hand ) .
Circa 1975 .........................................October
{{{ Joey Ali }}}
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| Dandelion* |
"fabulous" - Vanity Fair
"best flirts of the year" - New York Times
"sirmoonie is the one of the most promising sweet talkers of our time - with a wit dancing on the edge" - Village Voice
"Maxlugar is so brilliant his work even sounds great when it's lifted into that hack Joey's reply box" - Hollywood Reporter |
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| Joey |
"Maxlugar is so brilliant his work even sounds great when it's lifted into that hack Joey's reply box" - Hollywood Reporter "
You make young Joey cry like Baby !!! -- Why ??????????
Why must you make Joey cry so violently ?
WHY ?!?!?!?!?!?!
" Penned by a Hack in the Palisades Ronnie "
Jacky Boy Blue !
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| telecaster |
quote:
Dandelion* wrote:
"fabulous" - Vanity Fair
"best flirts of the year" - New York Times
"sirmoonie is the one of the most promising sweet talkers of our time - with a wit dancing on the edge" - Village Voice
"Maxlugar is so brilliant his work even sounds great when it's lifted into that hack Joey's reply box" - Hollywood Reporter
"you can see Joey's pick up lines enter the room even before you can smell his overly applied Speedstick" - Chicks & Ammo Magazine
"if Maxlugar wears that suit long enough it is bound to come back in style" - GQ
"sirmoonie was predictable, reliable, stable. Kind of like your fathers '83 Oldsmobile" - Consumer Reports
"Telecaster is so smooth he left us begging for more..and more..and more. We were defenseless. The man is a pro"
- Playgirl
[Edited by telecaster] |
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| gypsy |
Joey, we better get back to work on Joey jr. We can't have Maxy taking cheap shots at you and your manhood like this. |
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| parmeda |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
I don't know if you have been watching the box scores...but the Phillies just beat the hapless Cubs AGAIN. Mr. Bowa...GET THE BROOM, it's time for a clean sweep.
pthew...pthew, pthew
*rolls her tongue across her lips*
SS? You tossin' salt by any chance?
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| Joey |
" Joey, we better get back to work on Joey jr. We can't have Maxy taking cheap shots at you and your manhood like this. "
I can't tonight my Princess , I have to go out with my " Man Friends " ...................................but don't worry , the Holiday is fast approaching and the " Little Giant " is done sleeping .............................
Developing ..............like an embryo ??????
" Penned by a Hack in the Palisades Ronnie "
JJJJJJJJJACK the Y ! |
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| Joey |
One word :
{{{{{{ JACKY !!!!! }}}}}}} |
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| Maxlugar |
What color is the sky in your own personal creative sahara?
{{{{{BA-LAMO!}}}}}
"In the black, Ronald!" |
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| Joey |
" What color is the sky in your own personal creative sahara?
{{{{{BA-LAMO!}}}}}
"In the black, Ronald!"
MACKY ..................can I have some of that Chiba you are smoking right now ?????????????????
Pleases.................................
I's needs it's desperatesly !!!!!!!!!!!!!
" How does he stay so Friggin Fresh Ronnie "
Jacky !
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| gypsy |
Perhaps we'll get started on Joey jr. next month. I'm going to pollute my womb with a variety of substances this weekend. And it's not as if Joey jr. stands half a chance as it is...poor kid...and he hasn't even been conceived yet. |
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]gypsy wrote:
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[Edited by Maxlugar] |
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| gypsy |
Maxy, you just won the award for The Most Vulgar Post...dude, that's just gross. But I still luv ya. |
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