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The only 2 people on this board who as cool as I am are Cardinal Fang, and MaxLugar.
Maxy....
Joey tells me that they are changing the name from "gloryhole" to "Steeliehole"....I have no idea what he's talking about...do you know what he is talking about Maxy? Is it some arcane reference to Steely Dan? I just can't figure it out. Do you know what he means Maxy? Do you know, do you know, do you know?
Maxy, do you know of the Russian Vodka Room? On 52nd, a couple of doors down from Roseland? Trust SSy....it isn't as scarey as it seems at first. The infused russian vodkas are mighty. It's like they somehow MERGED Snapple and vodka together all in only one bottle! It is GENIUS. |
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Maxlugar |
The hole Joey spake of has never had anything glorious come out of it. I am worried about him this time. Has he been this way the whole time I was gone?
Yes, Essessy! I worked on 52nd and 6t. I know where that is. "The Man" has sent me down to Wall st though. I hate it down there.
But Maxy is a survivor.
Does Fang hate me? I know you, me and him are equally cool and all that but I think he hates me.
When all I do is love......
MACKY!! |
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steel driving hammer |
Don't worry Maxy, be Happy!!
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gypsy |
Thanks, Voodoo! It's dozens of shirtless Maxy's! I will file that under "masturbation material." |
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Boomy |
Gypsy.......uuuh.......hmmmm. Video? |
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Maxlugar |
Gypsy! You masturbate to my Avatar?
ME TOO!
MACKY, The greatest living poster!
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Factory Girl |
Maxy & Gypsy co-star in self-love video??? |
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Joey |
" Yes, Essessy! I worked on 52nd and 6t. I know where that is. "The Man" has sent me down to Wall st though. I hate it down there. "
<------ From the Bath Houses to Wall Street .
Oh , Lord --- talk about your " Gloryholes "
{{ CA - RACK }}
Double Ronnie
" Fifty Days and the wake up and I am still dealing with this Ronnie "
JACKY ! |
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Maxlugar |
Mayor Rudy closed all the bath houses down and sent them to Nebraska years ago!
And now....
Without further delay...
This:
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A treasure, you are.
MACKY!! |
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Joey |
" A treasure, you are.
MACKY!! "
<----- Macky , I would like to clutch you to my bosom and softly and gently and sweetly stroke your young , sweaty , moist , glistening , quivering , shiny , humongous , monstrous Maxy forehead ( encasing said ego ) , with your eyes looking up at me longingly -- Bambi like , and just say , " Thanks " for being so damn smart .
Me too little buddy ....................Me too !
" Soaked through all in digital Video Ronnie "
Jackykins
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Maxlugar |
[quote]Joey wrote:
<----- Macky , I would like to clutch you to my bosom and softly and gently and sweetly stroke your young , sweaty , moist , glistening , quivering , shiny , humongous , monstrous Maxy forehead ( encasing said ego ) , with your eyes looking up at me longingly -- Bambi like , and just say , " Thanks " for being so damn smart .
Me too little buddy ....................Me too !
And thank you too my little cover band-like pal.
May I call you Nick Dagger?
Sure. Sure I can.
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Joey |
" And thank you too my little cover band-like pal.
May I call you Nick Dagger?
Sure. Sure I can. "
You make Joey say .....................HUH ????????
Gimme a J ! J!
Gimme a O ! O!
Gimme a E ! E!
Gimme a Y ! Y!
What's that spell ? JOEY !
What's that spell ? JOEY !
What's that spell ? JOEY !
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah , Joey !
Skittles
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VoodooChileInWOnderl |
quote: gypsy wrote:
Thanks, Voodoo! It's dozens of shirtless Maxy's! I will file that under "masturbation material."
But seems that Maxy himself does not want to give you some satisfaction as he as well as jb don't change their avatarz to the new location... here's another dose for your pleasure
And another shot of a different drink
If you don't want to change your avatar just leave a blank on its place, the way you're doing now just leave our browsers looking for the Albec domain which is not on the net anymore. |
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Factory Girl |
Hey Voo, please post some Jules Casablancas for my pleasures!!! rotfl... |
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Dandelion* |
quote: Factory Girl wrote:
FPM, I will see you in my chamber immediately!
Decompression clearly! |
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Maxlugar |
Hi Dande!
Wait until you see my next Avatar.
It's from the summer 1983 stoned photo sessions. It was just unearthed. A classic!
But what else would you expect from a poster so great that another poster is so in love with him that he copies his every word??
GENIUS!
Single white female, shiver!
MACKY The GREAT!
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Joey |
" But what else would you expect from a poster so great that another poster is so in love with him that he copies his every word??
GENIUS!
Single white female, shiver!
MACKY The GREAT! "
WTF ?!?!?!?!
" How in the Hell does he get through DOORS with that ego Ronnie ? "
The Jacky !
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gypsy |
Maxy's tan lines are cool.
Joey, did you get your new Playboy yet? Carnie...Wilson. Not flattering. I'm happy that she lost weight, but she doesn't have to show the whole world by doing a pictorial. |
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Joey |
" Joey, did you get your new Playboy yet? Carnie...Wilson. Not flattering. I'm happy that she lost weight, but she doesn't have to show the whole world by doing a pictorial. "
Hello Gypsy ....................
I received my Playboy Saturday and it is a terrible issue .
Carnie Wilson in PLAYBOY ?????? WTF ?!?!?!
.............and only one shot of everybody's favorite : Tina Jordan and NONE of Christi Shake .
Horrors ..................................
J.
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telecaster |
quote: gypsy wrote:
Maxy's tan lines are cool.
Joey, did you get your new Playboy yet? Carnie...Wilson. Not flattering. I'm happy that she lost weight, but she doesn't have to show the whole world by doing a pictorial.
Carnie Wilson?? WTF??
What are her stats- 44 Longs? |
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gypsy |
She must still have a bunch of loose sagging skin on her stomach...cuz she is either wearing a corset or draping a scarf over stomach in every photo. She did admit to recently having some of the loose skin from losing all that weight removed...guess it didn't work that well. Her make-up is really heavy too, and it makes her look a bit like the fat Wilson sister from Heart. |
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Joey |
Bet this month's issue is a hot seller !
" Tie me up and call me Suzi Ronnie "
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJACIMBO ! |
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Dandelion* |
Maxy - do you have any 80's photos of yourself with David Hasslehoff (sp?) hair? You see, I think you could trick young Joey. Become Josh for a while. He will then have to become faux Josh to keep up. Then switch to another regular. And on and on. He'll get lost because we all know he's not all that bright of a fellow. When you're you again he won't know how to get there because he'll be stumbling drunk stuck in a Steel Driving Hammer doppelganger. |
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Joey |
" He'll get lost because we all know he's not all that bright of a fellow. When you're you again he won't know how to get there because he'll be stumbling drunk stuck in a Steel Driving Hammer doppelganger "
You make Joey cry and snort snot .
And now , THIS :
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M. JACKYFLY ! |
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Maxlugar |
Good idea Dande! I'll look.....
Ya know, its great to be so great that I have a posters version of a cover band. Nick Dagger!
Have you ever seen single white female?
Maxykins!
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gypsy |
Joey not bright? Huh? Joey is an idiot savant. |
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sirmoonie |
Frankly, I'm tired of watching Maxy and Joey flirt with each other all day.
In fact, I'm so disgusted with the whole display that I've found it necessary to start drinking again. |
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Joey |
" Joey is an idiot savant. "
That is it ..............................
I am putting on my helmet with ancillary drool cup and side mirrors ( to see just when the Petey is coming up from behind ) and leaving for greener pastures over at www.SteelyDan.com .
You see , it is there that everyone " Understands " the Joey .
Goodbye forever .............................
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !
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gypsy |
Is Suge a P Diddy fan? Cuz he's donning a hat with the letter "P." |
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Maxlugar |
quote: gypsy wrote:
Joey not bright? Huh? Joey is an idiot savant.
He is my idiot servant.
Copy me! Dance for me monkey boy! Post post post! My post stealing twat!
LOL!
Love 'em.
Hey Gypsy, do you like guys who name their daughters after them? Sexy huh?
MACKY MACK MACKY! |