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Sir Stonesalot |
OK you bastards, here's June's contest.
With all the talk about Indian Girl lately, and the Emotional Rescue album in general, the contest this month has to do with that album.
In 3 words or less, please describe the utter depths of crappiness that The Emotional Rescue album sinks down to.
The prize is a CDR copy, complete with artwork, of the really great Stones boot, "Steel Wheels Tokyo". Better than perfect soundboard quality, and perhaps the best performance of the entire 89-90 tours.
So here's your chance to prove to the world that you are no syncophant! Shit on a Stones disc. It's "cathartic".
Once again, I will be the only judge. It's my contest, and only my opinion counts. You only get one entry, so make it count.
Good Luck. |
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Jaxx |
holy mackerel. you mean i have to actually take Brussels Affair out and pop in Emotional Rescue? oh the pain. the agony.do i even HAVE emotional rescue on cd? i bet the vinyl copy is trashed.... |
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sly |
Makes me puke |
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Stonesthrow |
Disco-- nuff said. |
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stonedinaustralia |
my entry re depths of crappiness is limited to indian girl and not ER as a whole (i do like some tracks and some songs are good but i don't enjoy the production)...
with apologies to nigel tufnell:
NONE MORE LOWER
[Edited by stonedinaustralia] |
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TomL |
COKE,BOOZE,ALIMONY
[Edited by TomL] |
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JaggaRichards |
Makes me plotz! |
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Jumacfly |
Bloody Boring Beat!!!! |
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Nasty Habits |
Oh yeah? Well check this out:
Worse than Goddess
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nankerphelge |
Poor man's vasectomy |
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Scot Rocks |
I would rather listen to Dirty Work sometimes!!!!!
Mark |
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VoodooChileInWOnderl |
"Fucking Great Album"
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voodoopug |
How about......
The Erection Killer |
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Xzile999 |
Let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! |
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Maxlugar |
Anti-Dirty Work!
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riverrat |
makes me hard |
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KeepRigid |
Underage Girls |
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KeepRigidsLawyer |
"I masturbate to Burt Reynolds*."
(*circa `72-`74) |
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Larry Dallas |
ALL ABOUT SHIT |
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JaggaRichards |
quote: Nasty Habits wrote:
Oh yeah? Well check this out:
Worse than Goddess
IMPOSSIBLE!!! |
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Riffhard |
Corn Filled SHIT
Although I do like some of it.
Riffhard
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Dandelion* |
What's wrong with Emotional Rescue? |
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nankerphelge |
You mean ER right?
Just making sure... |
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patioaintdry |
Eternal Refuse |
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Sir Stonesalot |
YAY!
Scot Rocks, TomL, KeepRigidsLawyer, and Dandelion....your replies do not count, too many words....three words or less only. I will allow you each one last try.
Voodoo, you are hereby expelled from this thread. Any attempts to re-enter this thread will be considered as an admission of homosexuality on your part, and we will all start calling you, Queen Voodoo. |
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Scot Rocks |
belongs in ER!!!!
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Fuc*ing Andrew |
Still better'n "Flowers" |
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Fuc*ing Andrew |
I should get a prize for having to the nads to tribute Indian Girl when this board is full of rabid Indian haters. |
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Rescued |
A Ramones fan who passionately hates Where the Boys All Go, Let Me Go, Summer Romance, Shes So Cold? - I don't get it.
A hardcore Stones fan who's a homophobe? - I don't get it. |
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Sir Stonesalot |
We do NOT hate Indians!
Why most everyone here LOVES a good curry...and basmati rice? Good lord, couldn't live without the stuff....and that puffy, garlicy, crispy, flatbread.....oh, my mouth is watering just thinking about it! And those flame red chicken chunks....I forget what it's called, but it's so fuckin' good.
No way, those good Indian folk can COOK! I loves 'em.
I don't think it takes nads to do a tribute to Indian Girls.....
BTW, the chick I tossed out into the snow was Indian. Actually, she was American, but her parents were Indian. Damn I miss meal time at her house. |