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30th June 2004 10:37 AM
The_Worst Need I say more?

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/06/29/teacher.sex.ap/index.html
30th June 2004 10:44 AM
Ten Thousand Motels HOT FOR TEACHER

(Words by Van Halen)
Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
Fuck man!
Uh!
Oh yeah!
T-T-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!
Ow! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!
Hey, I heard you missed us
We're back! (Hey!)
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man!
Whoa
Uh!
Ooo-oo-ooo
I heard about your lessons
but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn
How can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!
Whoa! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!
Whoa!
(Guitar Solo)
Oh man, I think the clock is slow
(What are you doin' this weekend?) I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed!
Ooh-yeah!
I've got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!
Oh my God!
Woo!
30th June 2004 12:12 PM
Bloozehound Teach is cute, I bet they played "teacher" & she whipped him goofy-faced with a ruler...
30th June 2004 01:01 PM
Bloozehound read through this...this chick was gaucho, mang!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0628042teach1.html
30th June 2004 01:04 PM
jb This beautiful young lady is being prosecuted for simply allowing this young man to experience what love is....
30th June 2004 01:04 PM
sirmoonie Amen, I can't believe they are prosecuting that poor woman and ruining her life, when all she did was provide that kid with a lifetime of memories.
30th June 2004 01:08 PM
sirmoonie
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
HOT FOR TEACHER

(Words by Van Halen)
Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
Fuck man!
Uh!
Oh yeah!
T-T-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!
Ow! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!
Hey, I heard you missed us
We're back! (Hey!)
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man!
Whoa
Uh!
Ooo-oo-ooo
I heard about your lessons
but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn
How can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!
Whoa! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!
Whoa!
(Guitar Solo)
Oh man, I think the clock is slow
(What are you doin' this weekend?) I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed!
Ooh-yeah!
I've got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!
Oh my God!
Woo!



LOL, Motesie! I see a lawsuit against Van Halen coming out of this.
30th June 2004 01:15 PM
Bloozehound
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Amen, I can't believe they are prosecuting that poor woman and ruining her life, when all she did was provide that kid with a lifetime of memories.




Moonie watch the Jerry Springer show sometime and you'll understand why there's laws to prevent/discourage this type of thing. It's all about power and/or abuse.

A 24 yr old woman should have a more fulfilling life and better things to do than screw her 14 yr old students, as fun as it sounds, it's not proper nor healthy.

If some 24 yr old male predator was screwing your 14 yr old daughter you'd be outraged, you can't have it both ways.

30th June 2004 01:17 PM
jb [quote]sirmoonie wrote:
Amen, I can't believe they are prosecuting that poor woman and ruining her life, when all she did was provide that kid with a lifetime of memories.
[/quote]

30th June 2004 01:21 PM
sirmoonie
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
If some 24 yr old male predator was screwing your 14 yr old daughter you'd be outraged, you can't have it both ways.



I disagree, I think they are totally different situations.
30th June 2004 01:31 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
I disagree, I think they are totally different situations.



LOL. My guess is that you don't really understand how right you actually are.
30th June 2004 01:33 PM
sirmoonie
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
LOL. My guess is that you don't really understand how right you actually are.



I don't get it. Right about what?
30th June 2004 01:44 PM
jb
30th June 2004 01:45 PM
Monkey Woman Underage sex is underage sex, regardless of gender. And it's worse when the "seducer" is a person in power. Imagine the situation the boys were put in, at school... What a way to grow up!
30th June 2004 01:45 PM
Bloozehound I used to fuck older chicks (college age 18-21) all the time when I was underage, it was great, they loved to fuck, but they weren't my teachers.

If these two had met in some other way, and she wasn't his teacher then this would be a different story, but when you take on that responibility you're entitled, by law, to uphold certain standards and moral obligations.


10 yr differnce, she was married, screwy shit no pun intended, this coulda turned into Joey Buttafuco type shit...
30th June 2004 01:47 PM
jb
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
I used to fuck older chicks (college age 18-21) all the time when I was underage, it was great, they loved to fuck, but they weren't my teachers.

If these two had met in some other way, and she wasn't his teacher then this would be a different story, but when you take on that responibility you're entitled, by law, to uphold certain standards and moral obligations.


10 yr differnce, she was married, screwy shit no pun intended, this coulda turned into Joey Buttafuco type shit...

When I was around 11, my sister use to bring her girlfriends over to our apt. One time her friend Julie, came into my bed and started to gently rub my penis...I remeber being somewhat embarrassed and do not recall if I climaxed.
30th June 2004 01:56 PM
Bloozehound
quote:
jb wrote:
When I was around 11, my sister use to bring her girlfriends over to our apt. One time her friend Julie, came into my bed and started to gently rub my penis...I remeber being somewhat embarrassed and do not recall if I climaxed.




lol , i was around 12-13 when some chick first stroked my cock, and i spewed like a geyser, quick too, probably shoulda been wearing safty goggles those first few years
30th June 2004 02:00 PM
jb
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:



lol , i was around 12-13 when some chick first stroked my cock, and i spewed like a geyser, quick too, probably shoulda been wearing safty goggles those first few years

When I was only 8 I use to meet this girl Donna from P.S. 197 in an alley after school and rub my little weiner against her vagina.....I really liked the feeling.
30th June 2004 02:16 PM
Snappy McJack I wonder if this chick made the boy dress up like Angus Young.

Her husband should just kick her to the curb, get out of that relationship -- obviously she likes to do it "kinky style" with little leaguers. You think that maybe she took him to Dairy Queen after the "games"?
30th June 2004 02:20 PM
jb
quote:
Snappy McJack wrote:
I wonder if this chick made the boy dress up like Angus Young.

Her husband should just kick her to the curb, get out of that relationship -- obviously she likes to do it "kinky style" with little leaguers. You think that maybe she took him to Dairy Queen after the "games"?

I have a 23 year old vietnamese woman interested in me...I wonder how they like it?
30th June 2004 02:22 PM
Snappy McJack How do you know her? Is she an intern at your law firm?

LOL
30th June 2004 02:24 PM
jb
quote:
Snappy McJack wrote:
How do you know her? Is she an intern at your law firm?

LOL

No...she is the manager of an apt.....she has perky little boobs and a nice ass....
30th June 2004 02:28 PM
Snappy McJack Sounds cool. Depends, are you single? Also, I'm not sure what they like...probably just some good ol' fashion missionary, sloppy style. Hell if I know.
30th June 2004 03:08 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
I have a 23 year old vietnamese woman interested in me...I wonder how they like it?



Watch out for the razor blades
30th June 2004 03:17 PM
Bloozehound
quote:
Joey wrote:


Watch out for the razor blades




razor blades, why ? This sounds alarming...
30th June 2004 03:22 PM
BILL PERKS
quote:
jb wrote:
I have a 23 year old vietnamese woman interested in me...I wonder how they like it?


NO BOOM BOOM WITH JEW BROTHER
30th June 2004 03:23 PM
BILL PERKS
quote:
jb wrote:
When I was around 11, my sister use to bring her girlfriends over to our apt. One time her friend Julie, came into my bed and started to gently rub my penis...I remeber being somewhat embarrassed and do not recall if I climaxed.


DID YA CLIMAX WHEN JOEY STROKED IT?
30th June 2004 03:25 PM
Gazza >I have a 23 year old vietnamese woman interested in me...I wonder how they like it?

sideways - apparently

30th June 2004 03:28 PM
jb [quote]Gazza wrote:
>I have a 23 year old vietnamese woman interested in me...I wonder how they like it?

sideways - apparently

30th June 2004 03:37 PM
Bloozehound Eddie Murphey says they like rice dicks
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