quote:Some Guy wrote:
It's gonna be bigger n Star Wars,t.
with wolfie and no dave it might be bigger than spaceballs
20th June 2007 12:06 AM
Some Guy
quote:mojoman wrote:
with wolfie and no dave it might be bigger than spaceballs
bigger than Spaceballs... I like it.
20th June 2007 11:34 AM
Saint Sway
Sammy Hagar: Professional Ass Hat/Self-proclaimed "Jimmy Buffet of Hard Rock"/Tequila Purveyer/Pop Ballad Afficianado/and Van Halen's lone voice of reason.... and I quote:
"But Van Halen has never done the right thing. Van Halen always did everything wrong and backwards, and that was the icing on the cake."
~ Sammy Hagar, June 16th 2007
^ Very true. But also quite frightening when you consider its coming from a tool like this... it just speaks volumes about the sad state that Van Halen is/was/and always will be.
[Edited by Saint Sway]
20th June 2007 11:43 AM
Humanimal
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
Sammy Hagar: Professional Ass Hat/Self-proclaimed "Jimmy Buffet of Hard Rock"/Tequila Purveyer/Pop Ballad Afficianado/and Van Halen's lone voice of reason.... and I quote:
"But Van Halen has never done the right thing. Van Halen always did everything wrong and backwards, and that was the icing on the cake."
~ Sammy Hagar, June 16th 2007
^ Very true. But also quite frightening when you consider its coming from a tool like this... it just speaks volumes about the sad state that Van Halen is/was/and always will be.
[Edited by Saint Sway]
Kid - youre worse than fisting... Give yer momma a break, k?
20th June 2007 12:06 PM
Some Guy
RUE
20th June 2007 12:12 PM
Saint Sway
quote:Humanimal wrote:
Kid - youre worse than fisting... Give yer momma a break, k?
whats that Crackers???
oh...
sure...
here ya go:
At Wolfie's school talent show last year, Bertinelli watched misty-eyed as the preteen played drums on Kenny Loggins' "I'm Alright" with his dad at his side on guitar. "Eddie is hardworking at his family life," said Hagar. "Wolfie's gonna be a great little guy." As for his parents, "they've been through a lot," says a friend of the rocker's. "They just ran out of steam for each other."
20th June 2007 12:26 PM
mojoman
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
whats that Crackers???
oh...
sure...
here ya go:
At Wolfie's school talent show last year, Bertinelli watched misty-eyed as the preteen played drums on Kenny Loggins' "I'm Alright" with his dad at his side on guitar. "Eddie is hardworking at his family life," said Hagar. "Wolfie's gonna be a great little guy." As for his parents, "they've been through a lot," says a friend of the rocker's. "They just ran out of steam for each other."
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote
20th June 2007 12:49 PM
Saint Sway
"I DONE RUN OUT OF GAS"
as we celebrate the 9 year anniversary of Gary Cherone/Van Halen classic "VH3", lets pause for a moment and reflect on Eddie Van Halens recent musical output:
• performed solo at the House of Petals FLOWER SHOP
• performed live onstage with country crooner Kenny Chesney
• recorded a PORNO SOUNDTRACK for the porno flick "Sacred Sin"
• performed live and threw a "dvd release party" (pun intended) for "Sacred Sin" at HIS HOUSE
• showed up drunk and briefly performed horribly at the NAMM trade show convention
• Inducted into R&R Hall of Fame [did not show]
• Named honorary spokesman for Subway Fresh Fit/Pheonix Nascar Race [did not perform]
• performed a live duet of the Kenny Loggins/Caddyshack classic "I'm Allright" with his son Wolfie at A HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW
[Edited by Saint Sway]
20th June 2007 06:49 PM
Some Guy
Sway?!
21st June 2007 10:51 AM
Saint Sway
YESSSS! Sway!!!!
Some Guy??
21st June 2007 05:54 PM
Saint Sway
"OK. Hold out your hand if you're rolling in moolah and couldn't give a shit about a reunion tour."
21st June 2007 05:55 PM
Some Guy
The river diver diver dance.
21st June 2007 06:05 PM
Saint Sway
quote:Some Guy wrote:
The river diver diver dance.
one dance... cominnnnnnn up.....
^ the original river boy
[Edited by Saint Sway]
21st June 2007 06:12 PM
Some Guy
dudes old
22nd June 2007 05:27 PM
Saint Sway
Some Guy!!
^ it breaks my heart to see you so glum, Tater.
28th June 2007 04:39 PM
Saint Sway
a "tell-all" Van Halen book is coming out?
oh, its gonna be a big summer, T!!!!
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"DAVID LEE ROTH IS PATHETIC"
Jun 22, 2007
Sorry to ruin your Friday like this, but this afternoon I have some unpleasant news. A new Van Halen tell-all book coming out later this summer apparently delves into David Lee Roth’s “unquenchable thirst for sex,” and sex “ordering” system he developed with his crew. The New York Post reports:
“…from the stage, [Roth would call] out, ‘Blonde, pink top, sector A-4,’ pointing out the girls he wanted to see after the show. Whatever crew member’s name Dave saw flapping around the girl’s neck backstage at the end of the night would get a $100 bonus at breakfast the next morning. As far as intimacy went, it was a little like the invention of the drive-through window at McDonald’s, but the morale of tour staff remained high.”
Yeah I know, that’s pretty despicable sounding. But it actually gets kind of better. The article goes on to say that as Roth aged he became sexually frustrated as the 24-hour Slut Drive Thru closed for business:
“He routinely vented some [bleep]ed-up male sexuality, inviting soccer moms from the front row for a drink from his trademark Jack Daniel’s bottle and then shaking the stage prop at groin level while [spraying] about a quart of whiskey on [their] heads,” Christe’s book relates.
Ahhhh, now we’re talking. Soccer moms. Karma is quite the chomp in the ass, isn’t it? At the rate he’s going, by the end of the decade the only women willing to take a drink out of his ol’ bottle of whiskey are going to be the ones pushing shopping carts and begging for change outside the liquor store.
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^ bow zee bow zee bop!!
28th June 2007 05:06 PM
Some Guy
On shuffle today I heard Diver Down.
28th June 2007 05:08 PM
Saint Sway
quote:Some Guy wrote:
On shuffle today I heard Diver Down.
I got "Sacred Sin" on my iPhone!!
28th June 2007 05:09 PM
Some Guy
Did you camp out for it?
28th June 2007 05:16 PM
glencar
Some guy, you're not a VH fan at this point, are you?
28th June 2007 05:17 PM
Some Guy
quote:glencar wrote:
Some guy, you're not a VH fan at this point, are you?
could've been a huge summer.
[Edited by Some Guy]
28th June 2007 05:31 PM
glencar
Yes but what's going on now must be especially painful. Is Eddie a drunk, a crackhead or both?
28th June 2007 05:32 PM
Some Guy
I'm not really a fan, I just taunt Sway.
28th June 2007 05:33 PM
glencar
Oh good! Do you post on Shidddddooooobbbeeeee?
28th June 2007 05:34 PM
Some Guy
no
28th June 2007 05:37 PM
Saint Sway
quote:Some Guy wrote:
I'm not really a fan, I just taunt Sway.
Hall of Fame postin!
28th June 2007 05:37 PM
glencar
I do but rarely. Different vibe there.
28th June 2007 05:37 PM
glencar
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
Hall of Fame postin!
See in between.
28th June 2007 05:47 PM
Saint Sway
the DLR book should be juicy!!
not to be out done, Sammy's got a book coming out too!!!!
c'mon kids and sing along at home with Uncle Sammy!!
SAM I AM
Tried to be your paper boy
Tried to be your boy scout
Tried to be your ice cream man
I could not be your soldier
Or even drive your bus
My skills weren't always that obvious
Yeah, but I hope you understand
I'll do the best I can
I ain't no perfect man but Sam I am
I'm a back-talkin' fighter
A silver bullet biter
I'm a flip flop slider
And a guitar moonlighter
I'm your prove it all nighter
Your holy ghost writer
Pale of shade whiter
I'm your rock n roll driver oh yeah oh yeah
That's all I am
I Tried to be your oil man
Tried to be your big boss
Tried to be your broker but you took a loss
It's just a hopeless case
And I ain't no lawyer
I only got a few tricks I can show ya
And I hope you understand it
I'll do the best I can
I ain't no Superman but Sam I am..and I'm
A feel good doctor
A big bad talker
After midnight walker
Sittin on the bay docker
I'm a sunshine stalker
Hodaddy wave watcher
Heaven's door knocker
Blue, white, and red rocker oh yeah oh yeah
That's all I am
I tried to be everything to you
Yeah, but it would not would not do
I got nothin on my resume
But I can rock you and roll you each and every day
Have mercy on me
I am not sorry
Believe me, it's easy
I'll do my best to be a
Straight shot shooter
A bad motor scooter
Sunny honeymooner
Your heavy metal crooner
Make you wanna holler
Shirt with no collar
Wish I was a couple inches taller
White, blue, and red rocker oh yeah oh yeah
Uh I say yeah, yeah, yeah
That's all I am...
That's all I am...
Baby, baby, baby...Sam I Am.
28th June 2007 05:49 PM
glencar
Is that shitty voice coming out of that jumping tomato?
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