quote:Some Guy wrote:
It's gonna be bigger n Star Wars,t.
dance the night away dude...
Sammy Hagar from Nashville Scene:
SCENE: Let’s talk Van Halen. You toured with the band in 2004, and your solo show includes Van Halen bassist Michael Anthony. Yet the band’s official status is unclear. Do you tire of the back-and-forth?
HAGAR: Yeah. Back then, I thought a reunion had to happen. [David Lee] Roth’s out there right now saying it’s inevitable that there’s gonna be a Van Halen reunion. I don’t really think there is with him, and I don’t think there is with me, either. I think Van Halen might be done. I shouldn’t say that, because it’s not what I’m looking for. But, man, it don’t work. Onstage we did a pretty good job last time; I’m not saying it was horrible onstage. But in between shows and offstage, trying to travel together—we had two different airplanes, two different dressing rooms on each side of the building. Every night I had to say, “Is Eddie [Van Halen] on stage yet?” I wouldn’t even go out there till he was on—that’s how capable he was of not making it. And that’s no way to do it.
11th June 2007 04:41 PM
Saint Sway
OK now. Anyone who thinks that Diamond Dave will tour with Van Halen, go ahead and clap your hands:
[Edited by Saint Sway]
11th June 2007 06:21 PM
Some Guy
tater...
12th June 2007 05:12 PM
Saint Sway
I'm happy to see that Eddie & Dave were able to find jobs as caddies now that the tour is cancelled
[Edited by Saint Sway]
13th June 2007 05:22 PM
Some Guy
"I spent a ton of money on that clinic that just let me go," said Eddie Van Halen, "But then the cravings started up again and I needed to get away. Yeah, I got new teeth and a haircut, but I thought they were gonna fix me, ya know?"
That's where Amish Rehab came in. A simple program, Amish Rehab strips its patients to the bare minimum for one month, where they are expected to perform daily chores on an Amish farm and live among the Amish.
"It's hard-core," said Van Halen, "But they're pretty cool. I had an encounter with this one dude named Johann - seems they're all named Johann or Hans - and he was all up in my face, waggin' his finger and tellin' me to pull my weight. Last person to do that to me was David Lee Roth, and where is he now?"
"Mr. Van Halen has had some trouble adapting," offered Johann Schilling, in whose home the rock star is staying, "He had difficulty understanding that we don't mingle with the womenfolk until mealtimes and that men around here don't take kindly to outsiders casting longing looks at our ladies, even those who have not been betrothed. He slept very much his first week here, but then he started to pitch in more. The resentment of him has subsided among the menfolk, and we are hopeful that he is making progress."
"Dude, no electricity! That's f***ing WILD, isn't it?" asked Van Halen, his eyes simultaneously wild and tired, "And these dudes BUST ASS all day long. I thought touring was a bitch. I'm gettin' in shape. And this is so much more affordable than those Hollywood or Caribbean clinics. Come sundown I'm WASTED, and I mean wasted like in really f***ing tried, man. Who has time to party when you're working your ass off all day long and when you get home there's no AC? The biggest luxury here is lemonade, and that's only like three times a week."
"We accepted Mr. Van Halen into our community in order to help him. We hope that his experiences here will prove lasting and help him to overcome his worldy cravings. We have extended similar offers to a Mrs. Federline of California and a Mr. Richards of England," said Schilling.
13th June 2007 05:38 PM
Saint Sway
HOLY VAN-HUMILIATION!!!
BEST POST EVER, SG!!!
This tops any one of Roth's bizare side jobs by a land slide!!!
I'm not sure where this ranks in the Van Humiliaton Hall 0f Fame... but its gotta be in the Top 5!!
wait... I dunno... theres been some doozies... I'm gonna have to think hard on this one. I'll get back to you with a ranking
quote:Some Guy wrote:
"I spent a ton of money on that clinic that just let me go," said Eddie Van Halen, "But then the cravings started up again and I needed to get away. Yeah, I got new teeth and a haircut, but I thought they were gonna fix me, ya know?"
That's where Amish Rehab came in. A simple program, Amish Rehab strips its patients to the bare minimum for one month, where they are expected to perform daily chores on an Amish farm and live among the Amish.
"It's hard-core," said Van Halen, "But they're pretty cool. I had an encounter with this one dude named Johann - seems they're all named Johann or Hans - and he was all up in my face, waggin' his finger and tellin' me to pull my weight. Last person to do that to me was David Lee Roth, and where is he now?"
"Mr. Van Halen has had some trouble adapting," offered Johann Schilling, in whose home the rock star is staying, "He had difficulty understanding that we don't mingle with the womenfolk until mealtimes and that men around here don't take kindly to outsiders casting longing looks at our ladies, even those who have not been betrothed. He slept very much his first week here, but then he started to pitch in more. The resentment of him has subsided among the menfolk, and we are hopeful that he is making progress."
"Dude, no electricity! That's f***ing WILD, isn't it?" asked Van Halen, his eyes simultaneously wild and tired, "And these dudes BUST ASS all day long. I thought touring was a bitch. I'm gettin' in shape. And this is so much more affordable than those Hollywood or Caribbean clinics. Come sundown I'm WASTED, and I mean wasted like in really f***ing tried, man. Who has time to party when you're working your ass off all day long and when you get home there's no AC? The biggest luxury here is lemonade, and that's only like three times a week."
"We accepted Mr. Van Halen into our community in order to help him. We hope that his experiences here will prove lasting and help him to overcome his worldy cravings. We have extended similar offers to a Mrs. Federline of California and a Mr. Richards of England," said Schilling.
13th June 2007 05:53 PM
Saint Sway
GOOD NEWS!!!
The VH Reunion tour is BACK ON! And Rolling Stone has just secretly gathered the band together for a new cover shoot!!
^ dudes are lookin fit and ready to rock!
The tour bus is ready to roll!!
Eddie looks great!
14th June 2007 06:52 AM
RSS
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
GOOD NEWS!!!
Hey there Sway - you really are one unflushed floater.
How bout getting out of that smelly place, you funny little VH hater?
14th June 2007 10:40 AM
Saint Sway
congratulations crackers! You've been kicked off this board more times than Eddie has fired his singers.
14th June 2007 11:00 AM
PRA
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
congratulations crackers! You've been kicked off this board more times than Eddie has fired his singers.
Take care, kid. You could be easily flushed out. Are you helping your momma by wiping too?
14th June 2007 11:07 AM
Saint Sway
Happy trails to you
Until we meet again
Happy trails to you
Keep smilin' until then
Who (Ooh-ooh) cares about the clouds when we're together
Just (Ahh-ahh-ahh) sing a song and think 'bout sunny weather
(two, three)
Happy trails to you
'Til we meet again
(laughter)
14th June 2007 03:57 PM
Mel Belli
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
GOOD NEWS!!!
The VH Reunion tour is BACK ON! And Rolling Stone has just secretly gathered the band together for a new cover shoot!!
^ dudes are lookin fit and ready to rock!
The tour bus is ready to roll!!
Eddie looks great!
I'm having a flashback to that Harrison Ford movie "Witness."
15th June 2007 05:55 AM
Some Guy
I shit you not- I left disc 2 of Biggest Bang in my dvd player overnight and the damn dvd player died on me! Rock and Roll.
15th June 2007 10:13 AM
Saint Sway
quote:Some Guy wrote:
I shit you not- I left disc 2 of Biggest Bang in my dvd player overnight and the damn dvd player died on me! Rock and Roll.
shit thats almost as bad as the time your Asian midget lesbian porno got stuck in the VCR and your wife unknowingly took it in for repairs
the guys at video store are still laughing about that one
15th June 2007 10:38 AM
Jumacfly
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
shit thats almost as bad as the time your Asian midget lesbian porno got stuck in the VCR and your wife unknowingly took it in for repairs
the guys at video store are still laughing about that one
ROTFLMAO great story Sway
It could have been worse with the best of Matt Clifford's videos or Being Mick!
15th June 2007 10:49 AM
Saint Sway
quote:Jumacfly wrote:
ROTFLMAO great story Sway
It could have been worse with the best of Matt Clifford's videos or Being Mick!
yeah but Some Guys old lady is pretty cool about letting him beat off to Cliffords Keyboard Instructional Video
15th June 2007 04:13 PM
Saint Sway
the weekend is hear kids!
time to crank some classic Van Cherone
when you think about it, when you breakdown the 7 day week into the work week and the weekend, its a lot like Michael Anthony's hair do:
Its all business in the front and but its a party in the back.
16th June 2007 07:52 AM
Some Guy
Emotional Rescue does more before 9am than most albums do all day long.
18th June 2007 11:46 AM
Saint Sway
quote:Some Guy wrote:
Emotional Rescue does more before 9am than most albums do all day long.
18th June 2007 11:58 AM
Mel Belli
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
the weekend is hear kids!
time to crank some classic Van Cherone
when you think about it, when you breakdown the 7 day week into the work week and the weekend, its a lot like Michael Anthony's hair do:
Its all business in the front and but its a party in the back.
I'm glad I missed this weekend-kickoff video. It's actually better for Monday mornings. Nothing gets you motivated for the work-week more than Cherone.
18th June 2007 01:43 PM
Saint Sway
Wolfie!!
18th June 2007 01:58 PM
Mel Belli
Dude needs to get outside and exercise.
18th June 2007 02:55 PM
Saint Sway
quote:Mel Belli wrote:
Dude needs to get outside and exercise.
or try working out to this "Fat Guy Jazzercise" instructional video
18th June 2007 09:24 PM
Some Guy
This thread will max out over the summer.
18th June 2007 09:28 PM
mojoman
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
OK now. Anyone who thinks that Diamond Dave will tour with Van Halen, go ahead and clap your hands:
[Edited by Saint Sway]
what kind of sound does one hand clapping make?
19th June 2007 05:11 PM
Some Guy
quote:mojoman wrote:
what kind of sound does one hand clapping make?
Bo Zee Bo Zee Bop Zitty Bop?
When we say Van Halen, this is what we mean-
At their peak, they were the best in the world, the best rock band of all time. This video shows very clearly that bassist Michael Anthony was by far the best singer in the band. Ed was a great guitarist, the best rock guitarist ever, even eclipsing the icon Jimi Hendrix.
However, rock music is not just about chops; David Lee Roth proves why he was the most charismatic and powerful front man- Ian Billen
[Edited by Some Guy]
19th June 2007 06:24 PM
Saint Sway
Jumacfly & David Lee Roth?
or
David Lee Roth & Jumacfly?
19th June 2007 07:38 PM
Lord (Hetero)
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
Jumacfly & David Lee Roth?
or
David Lee Roth & Jumacfly?
Sway, you have owned this entire thread. Too cool.
What is the deal with Cherone-era vocals? Vid was out of sync but still seemed like 12 people vocalizing.
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