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| Saint Sway |
Eddie Van Halen's new title:
"Honorary Race Official For SUBWAY Fresh Fit 500™"
^ I swear I'm not making this up.
Heck, you just can't.
and I thought Roth was the one that took the stupid gigs |
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| Saint Sway |
and his new title also miraculously came with a new set of teeth!!!
Congratulations Eddie!
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| Nellcote |
Hmmmm
Let's review...
New set of teeth, check
RE-occuring drug, booze problems, check
Battles within band, check
Embarrasing moments thru carrer, check
Can you say Keith Richards?
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| pdog |
quote:
Nellcote wrote:
Hmmmm
Let's review...
New set of teeth, check
RE-occuring drug, booze problems, check
Battles within band, check
Embarrasing moments thru carrer, check
Can you say Keith Richards?
Subway...? |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
pdog wrote:
Subway...?
Yes Subway.
Subway has also announced that Wolfie is replacing "Jared" |
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| Mel Belli |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
Yes Subway.
Subway has also announced that Wolfie is replacing "Jared"
Brillaint, seamless transition! |
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| pdog |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
Yes Subway.
Subway has also announced that Wolfie is replacing "Jared"
I have a friend who told me he's naming his new baby Wolfgang... I gave him the 411 on EVH, he just stared blankly. I'm not sure if he's changed his mind... I'm concerned! |
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| Saint Sway |
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| Saint Sway |
Nascar's new ad slogan is "I done run out of gas."
and in other Van Halen news...
Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony were spotted at the race
[Edited by Saint Sway] |
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| Mel Belli |
Michael Anthony?
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| ExileIzzy |
sanjaya or eddie? |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
Mel Belli wrote:
Michael Anthony?
Yes. Michael Anthony
Michael Anthony: fired bassist/hot sauce empresario/terrorist |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
ExileIzzy wrote:
sanjaya or eddie?
Eddie or Gollum?
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| Some Guy |
I heard on the low, low that it's still on. The tour is coming together sweetly and the new songs sound great. Dave is in the best shape of his life and Eddie is shreddin'. From all angles.... it's gonna be a big summer, tater. |
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| Saint Sway |
did you hear about Diamond Dave working as a NYC cab driver?
whats up with that? |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
it's gonna be a big summer, tater.
indeed it is!
better get your tix now!!
http://www.strictlynascar.com/races/subway_fresh_fit_500.html |
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| pdog |
Pdog is working as an SF cabbie...
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| BILL PERKS |
y'all will rue the day |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
^ rue that |
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| Some Guy |
PERKS ROCKS. |
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| Some Guy |
Friday, April 13, 2007 - 02:41 AM,
VAN HALEN CHANGES CONTINUE - Los Angeles, CA
Edward Van Halen, Alex Van Halen and Wolfgang Van Halen, the currently confirmed members of legendary 1980's rock band Van Halen, have announced that after a very involved process, they have found a new voice for the group in Sanjaya Malakar. There is no official statement as to the status of David Lee Roth, who was only recently confirmed to have returned to the band he co-founded. Representatives for Roth could not be reached for comment.
Sanjaya Malakar comes from Seattle, Washington and recently jumped into the public eye as a vocalist on the television program "American Idol" (where he has sang such hits as "Signed Sealed Delivered (I'm Yours)" and "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"). It was not immediately clear what Sanjaya's future on the show would be in light of this breaking announcement.
"We are extremely excited about our future and possibly recording a new album. The addition of Sanjaya, who is a great singer, brought to the band new options to keep Van Halen's music interesting. He's also a great guy that believes in what Van Halen believes, making the group stronger than ever! It's the best thing that could happen to us now - and Wolfgang has somebody in the band he can actually relate to age wise now!" says drummer and founding member Alex Van Halen - and the good feelings are mutual.
Malakar says he is "Very excited" to begin his work with the band that has been together since 1974 - fifteen years before Malakar himself was born.
The surprise announcements certainly don't stop there, however. The new Van Halen lineup is once again being managed by Ray Danniels, President and C.E.O. of S.R.O. Management Inc. and Anthem Entertainment Group. Until recently, Van Halen had been managed by Irving Azoff's management team, Azoff Music Management Group, Inc.
There is no further word on the status of guitarist Edward Van Halen, who announced recently that he would be entering rehabilitation for substance abuse issues.
Updates to this breaking story to follow as soon as they become available.
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| Nellcote |
This reunion must happen.
Too many entities are relying on this to eat, such as...
The music industry
TV Networks
Jenny Craig
Gibson Guitars
TMZ.com
People Magazine
Sy Spurling
Dentugrip
Cabo Wabo Tequila
The collective economy of Bangladesh, Myanmar (tee shirt production)
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| Body |
Hey now Sway:
Why wasting the most precious time of your life on EVH here.
Youd better go on some VH board and tell there how bad Keefs teeth on the end of his twenties, no, really!
That wouldnt make much sense either, but you wouldnt appear so repetitive & scrubby all the time, my dear obnoxious fella (; |
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| Saint Sway |
look..
up there...
in the sky...
its a bird...
its a plane...
no..
its...
"BODY" to the rescue!!
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| Some Guy |
Emotional Rescue does more before 9AM than most albums do all day. |
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| Saint Sway |
Van Halen 2008 Cancelled Tour.
Sponsored by Subway.
Go Subway. Eat Fresh.
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| TampabayStone |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
look..
up there...
in the sky...
its a bird...
its a plane...
no..
its...
"BODY" to the rescue!!
The Red Rocker can't drive 55 and neither can I!!
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