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| Maxlugar |
[quote]sirmoonie wrote:
Can we please just turn this thread back to Rush Limbaugh's use of Viagra to try to get his dick hard in the Dominican Republic? Can we just try to stay on topic once on the fucking board????
I mean, for fuck's sake. For the sake of fuck. Fuck o' sake.
Word.
This shall finish him off and allow me, finally, to move in.
EIP - (Excellence In Postcasting.)
That'll be on my mic. Cool huh?
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| rasputin56 |
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telecaster wrote:
Hey, Andy Rooney
One time in bandcamp....
Take a stand, be a man. Don't be the usual lib limp wrister. Don't do it. You are better than that!
Tell us, tell the board what you suggest, what you would do
We know you can criticize without ever offering an option
We have seen hundreds of your/those posts
Take a position, make a suggestion, offer an opinion
Belly up to the bar and be a man......
Hike up your skirt if you have to but for God sakes take a position and stop with the whinning
You are making more noise than a Jewish wife with half the results
But then again.....I guess that is why you clowns keep losing
So in other words, you've got nothing after the beat down I gave you yesterday when you were pulling shit out of your ass, right? Just admit it. Be a man, like Rush, even if you need the little blue helper. (gotta keep this post at least a little on topic)
Dude, seriously, give it up. It's just becoming really sad now. Go out, have a couple of beers this weekend. It'll be OK. Really.
For future reference. Try forming paragraphs rather than pulling the same old tired lines from your bag of crap. It's really a neat little trick but it, too, becomes tiresome.
Have a great weekend to all. |
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| rasputin56 |
Rush Limbaugh Announced as New Viagra Spokesman
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE -- NEW YORK – June 29, 2006 -- Pfizer Inc. today
announced conservative talk radio commentator Rush Limbaugh has been signed as the
new spokesman for the company's erectile dysfunction drug, Viagra (sildenafil
citrate). Limbaugh went public with his use of the medication following a
security incident June 26 at the Palm Beach International Airport.
Limbaugh has long been a known supporter of the pharmaceutical industry.
"We feel very fortunate to have Rush on board," said a Pfizer spokesperson.
"I don't know why Purdue didn't snatch him up years ago." Purdue
Pharmaceuticals manufactures the painkiller OxyContin. For his part, Limbaugh
says he looks forward to the partnership as an opportunity to represent the
Hard Right with unflagging firmness. "I know there are those who have accused
me of being inflexible in my views," he commented. "All I can say is, they have
no idea how rigid I can be, thanks to this little blue bill."
Limbaugh went on to extol the drug's efficacy. "I think everyone's aware of how
I feel about Hillary. Now, I'm not saying I would ever go there, but let's say
I'd be ready for the job. Give me an intern and I'd run circles around Bill Clinton."
The radio show host reassured fans that his new role as Viagra spokesman won't cut
into his on-air duties. "I'll continue to expose limp Liberal fallacies on all
fronts," he said.
Pfizer is hoping the Limbaugh "dittohead" following will give a boost to sales.
"His listeners will buy into anything he says, so we're hoping that transfers into
them buying our product. With a doctor's prescription, of course."
Previous Viagra spokesmen have included Senator Bob Dole and NASCAR driver
Mark Martin. The addition of the controversial radio personality to the Pfizer
stable seems to indicate the drug manufacturer intends to target an increasingly
conservative demographic.
However, Pfizer's representative denied reports that ultra-right-wing commentator
and author Ann Coulter was also being wooed to push the erection-enhancing medication.
"We feel that would be antithetical. As clinically effective as Viagra has proven to
be, it has its limits."
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| sirmoonie |
You know who we need right now?
Colin Bombah Harris. |
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| FPM C10 |
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sirmoonie wrote:
You know who we need right now?
Colin Bombah Harris.
Amen to THAT.
Colin Harris is vice president of Worldwide Operations at PMC-Sierra. He is responsible for all aspects of worldwidemanufacturing including supplier relationships, product testing and assembly. Mr. Harris also oversees quality and reliability, product engineering, and design services. Previously, he was vice president of IC Technology and was responsible for developing the company's computer-aided design, physical design, and quality organizations into Best-In-Class groups delivering semiconductor solutions. Mr. Harris joined PMC-Sierra (formerly a division of MPR Teltech) as operationsmanager in 1989. In 1992, he was promoted to director of Operations and subsequently director of Quality Assurance. Mr. Harris began his career as a product engineer in wafer operations at Mitel Semiconductor in 1980 and went on to hold several engineering positions including manager of IC Design. Mr. Harris is amember of the Fabless Semiconductor Association Board of Directors. |
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| pdog |
Breaking News:
Japanese PM visits Graceland? Is this News? Is this just a way to hide the fact Japan is cutting and running from Iraq, abandoing The US Forces there, leaving them to DIE !!!
In Rush Limbaugh News:
Limbaugh has maintained a hard on for 4 days... He's got Girls Gone Wild videos, poppers and a gallon of hand cream!
In other news:
Iraq's WMD's have been found, and the weapons are weak degraded mustard gas shells with no way of being fired, but the point will be hammered over and over again. The possibilty of someone throwing these degraded weapons at an American was very real, and worth every penny spent on The War, every Amercan death and has made for some great TV viewing when American Idol isn't on.
If you say it loud enough and often enough, you make it true.
With overwhelming scientific evidence the same folks who brought you the War On Terror, refuse to accept there is any climatical changes on The Earth. Sorry the Jury is out, and we're not convinced. Big deal they say, won't hurt me in my lifetime, maybe not even my kids...
It will be a photo finish, who will kill us first? Tyranical Iranian's with nukes, Suicidal Jihadist or will it be some rain and a little bit of heat that the Liberal pussies are so afraid of?
For those of you scoring at home, file this head scratcher under, What The Fuck?
In Entertainment News:
Bin Laden has released his 4th video in two months. When asked why he is doing so many right now, he was quoted as saying, "Durka Durka Jihad Allah Akbar". When pressed further he said ,if you think this is alot, wait til I'm dead, I'll put out more shit than 2Pac when I'm gone.
Yes, this does mean The Republicans will win in a landslide in November. No one cares about these issues, Americans only care about two things, money and Jesus and missing white girls... I now that's three, but Americans can't count, which is why Republicans win elections!
I'm off to buy a new car, the economy is growing and I'm reaping the rewards...
Screw all you!
SPF 100 and don't let this weather bother you, it'll soon be beautiful, with Freedominess for everyone all over the world. It'll be an Utopian world where oil rigs and hippies can live together in peace and harmony. A world where mustard gas will be something you get after eating 20 hot dogs at Balco Ballpark watching Pujols hit his 1,000 career Home run, in the year 2010... |
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| FPM C10 |
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pdog wrote:
Breaking News:
In other news:
Iraq's WMD's have been found, and the weapons are weak degraded mustard gas shells with no way of being fired, but the point will be hammered over and over again. The possibilty of someone throwing these degraded weapons at an American was very real, and worth every penny spent on the war, every Amercan death and has made for some great TV viewing when American Idol isn't on.
If you say it loud enough and often enough, you make it true.
...I'm off to buy a new car, the economy is growing and I'm reaping the rewards... Screw all you!
Yes, they were found by Pennsylvania's own Ricky Sanitarium, Bush Lapdog Supreme who is trailing badly in the polls here in Blue State PA - at this point he can't get the Bush-stink off, so he's wallowing in it and hoping for the best. He announced this amazing Howard-Carter-like find a week or two ago, but even Bush isn't taking it seriously. Just a desperate attempt to garner votes among the dim-witted and the not-paying-attention.
I know the Repuglicans win election after election, but this is one big one they are gonna LOSE. Although the guy running against Santorum, Casey (no relation to Gen Cut & Run Casey), is a Democrat In Name Only - like the death of Al Zarkowie, it will be mainly a symbolic victory, but a sweet one nonetheless. In other local news, the Repugs' pathetic attempt to run Lynn Swann for Governor is doomed to failure too.
Oh, by the way, you should buy a new BOAT instead - that is a much better indicator of how robust the economy is. Well, not for average Americans, but still! |
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| FPM C10 |
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sirmoonie wrote:
You know who we need right now?
Colin Bombah Harris.
http://vauxhall-senator.com/ ??? |
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| pdog |
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FPM C10 wrote:
Oh, by the way, you should buy a new BOAT instead - that is a much better indicator of how robust the economy is. Well, not for average Americans, but still!
My favorite indicator is home sales... Which 6 out of 10, are second home purchases.
I like boats, they run on water, So it wouldn't hurt the envoirment! |
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Santorum, the religious whack job who recently admitted to not reading the bible and also equated consensual sexual activities like gay sex with non-consensual sexual activities such as rape and incenst? Thats the smell of impending defeat he is wallowing in. |
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| FPM C10 |
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Santorum, the religious whack job who recently admitted to not reading the bible and also equated consensual sexual activities like gay sex with non-consensual sexual activities such as rape and incenst? Thats the smell of impending defeat he is wallowing in.
The same.
 
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| pdog |
I saw him on Fox News discussing WMD's... He was holding a sheet of paper and sayng, I've got classified documents here, that prove I'm right.
And the Administration is going after the NY Times, for an article, that praised their spying...
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| Maxlugar |
Mr. Harris began his career as a product engineer in wafer operations at Mitel Semiconductor in 1980 and went on to hold several engineering positions including manager of IC Design.
"Yeah and I taught that SOB everything he knows about Wafer Operations. Friggin' turd. Where's MY "Manger of OC Design" title? Dick!"
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| pdog |
I worked at a semi-con plant. I've held wafers in my hand... It's amazing what these little elf's can do.... |
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| sirmoonie |
I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! |
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| pdog |
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sirmoonie wrote:
I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg!
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]pdog wrote:
I worked at a semi-con plant. I've held wafers in my hand... It's amazing what these little elf's can do....
Well, Elfin Magic is a powerful thing. |
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| pdog |
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Maxlugar wrote:
Well, Elfin Magic is a powerful thing.
Anyone who has the balls to bake in trees in the middle of a forrest has balls, big huge chocolate covered snack balls... |
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| FPM C10 |
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sirmoonie wrote:
I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg!
tough shit! |
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| sirmoonie |
Most of you are worthless and weak, barely fit to live under semi-slavery to people like myself.
Deserve Victory! |
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| pdog |
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sirmoonie wrote:
Most of you are worthless and weak
Like this thread! |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
pdog wrote:
Like this thread!
Reverand Fahrakhan says that Jesus had hair like lamb's wool and a complexion like the heart of Africa.
Do you believe him?
Thats this week's punk quiz. |
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| pdog |
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sirmoonie wrote:
Reverand Fahrakhan says that Jesus had hair like lamb's wool and a complexion like the heart of Africa.
Do you believe him?
Thats this week's punk quiz.
I don't like Farakhan... He hates white people too much...
But Yes, Jeses was not a cracker! |
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| jb |
What about the activist Judges in 2000 who intervened in a e elction??? Where was the outrage on the right??? Yesterday, the rule of law prevailed...thank god...
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| pdog |
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jb wrote:
What about the activist Judges in 2000 who intervened in a e elction??? Where was the outrage on the right??? Yesterday, the rule of law prevailed...thank god...
[Edited by jb]
True! |
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| glencar |
So 12 pages or so of this stuff & it turns out that he wasn't even charged with anything? If anyone on this board did the same thing, do you think you would/should have been announced to the media? |
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| pdog |
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glencar wrote:
So 12 pages or so of this stuff & it turns out that he wasn't even charged with anything? If anyone on this board did the same thing, do you think you would/should have been announced to the media?
If I had a gazzilion listeners, hell yeah... With fame comes the microscope, which in this case was to inspect his shrunken pecker! |
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| glencar |
But these Customs guys are Feds. They shouldn't be contacting the press about this. Yes, it's funny as hell but it still stinks. |
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| pdog |
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glencar wrote:
But these Customs guys are Feds. They shouldn't be contacting the press about this. Yes, it's funny as hell but it still stinks.
He can afford great lawyers, I'm sure he will now know to also have top notch PR people on call. |
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| SheRat |
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pdog wrote:
My favorite indicator is home sales... Which 6 out of 10, are second home purchases.
I like boats, they run on water, So it wouldn't hurt the envoirment!
Isit wrong that, sometimes, even at work, I get turned on by your sig? |
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