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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Randy donkey exiled
A randy donkey has been banished to a deserted island after harassing female donkeys at a Croatian national park.
Aga the donkey used to badger his favourite females for sex as much as 16 times a day.
Park officials acted after tourists complained that whenever they visited the park all the donkey seemed to be doing was trying to have sex.
They also complained that the other donkeys were no longer so friendly and spent all their time hiding from Aga.
The herd of wild donkeys had until recently been a major attraction for tourists in the popular Telascica National Park in southern Croatia.
Park officials say the rest of the herd seems happier and healthier since Aga was caught and shipped off to the deserted island of Dugi Otok.
A spokesman for the national park said Aga had plenty of food and water on the island, and would be kept there until he "clamed down".
The spokesman said: "The other donkeys in the park were hiding to avoid Aga and that meant they were not mixing with the tourists. But now Aga has gone they have come out of hiding and are happily mixing with the visitors again."
June 30
ananova.com
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| kath |
oh, i thought we had a new member (excuse the expression...) named "randy donkey".....
coulda been josh's new board name..after all, he was already "scrotum"!!! 
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| Bloozehound |
theis sounds like donkey abuse to me
I'm reporting those donkey dicks to the donkey police |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Randy donkey exiled
A randy donkey has been banished to a deserted island after harassing female donkeys at a Croatian national park.
Aga the donkey used to badger his favourite females for sex as much as 16 times a day.
Park officials acted after tourists complained that whenever they visited the park all the donkey seemed to be doing was trying to have sex.
They also complained that the other donkeys were no longer so friendly and spent all their time hiding from Aga.
The herd of wild donkeys had until recently been a major attraction for tourists in the popular Telascica National Park in southern Croatia.
Park officials say the rest of the herd seems happier and healthier since Aga was caught and shipped off to the deserted island of Dugi Otok.
A spokesman for the national park said Aga had plenty of food and water on the island, and would be kept there until he "clamed down".
The spokesman said: "The other donkeys in the park were hiding to avoid Aga and that meant they were not mixing with the tourists. But now Aga has gone they have come out of hiding and are happily mixing with the visitors again."
June 30
ananova.com
I hope my wife doesnt see this, she claims i harrass her too much, if she finds out she can exile me......lets just say, yes joey, i like sweaters, and you wont have old Puggy to kick around anymore. |
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