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http://www.maxlugar.com/01adayinjoshie'slife.wma
I checked the board today oh boy
Saw that my joshie left with feelings hurt
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to cough
He's crawling back to Rocks Off
He blew his wad on something dumb
I didn't notice what maxlugar did
And all the couchies stood and stared
They'd seen his shenanigans
No one gave a shit if he was from the house of Abraham
I talked to Pug today oh boy
Said joshie wanted an apology
Seems feej insulted monster's socks
And now josh blames the world
What a fucking girl
I'd love to turn him on......
Woke up, popped in Macca
Grabbed my yamaka
Found my way downstairs, poured a coffee with cream-er
Snatched up the keys and I hopped into my beamer
Saw the doc, I think he's a quack
Called me a hypochondriac
Found my way back home, twas kinda late
Monster barked and i began to masurbate
PMed with joey today oh boy
He sent me 63 emoticons
And when I asked about the josh
Because I felt concerned
He cut and pasted everything they said today on Howard Stern
I wonder...is this....how...to pooooossst?......
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Fuc*ing Andrew |
Ha Ha. Too funny!
That's a bad link. Try http://www.maxlugar.com/music.html
Last song on the list.
[Edited by Fuc*ing Andrew] |
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JB, I recall you having issues with these type of files, once calling these too challenging.
Kind of like the 'Phins losing.
Please tell me you have gotten past this?
Now this is "classic rock" |
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LOLOLOLOL what a cool song one of the funniest things I have ever heard I'm wetting my tighty whities
From the coolest couch on the net, thanks for the laugh Shawn aka Starbuck and of course Macky... and why not jb for inspiring |
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That is fuckin hilarious!
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i think josh is a putz, but i will say he has inspired some of my finest posting work.
BTW, voodoo, i am not shawn, whoever shawn is.
BTW, voodoo....you wear tightie whities??? tee hee!
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quote: VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
LOLOLOLOL what a cool song one of the funniest things I have ever heard I'm wetting my tighty whities
From the coolest couch on the net, thanks for the laugh Shawn aka Starbuck and of course Macky... and why not jb for inspiring
Thanks for fixing the link. I'm not real good with figuring out how to do links on your board. I can do images, but I need to get done learned on the links...
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quote: Starbuck wrote:
BTW, voodoo, i am not shawn, whoever shawn is.
I said "Shawn" because of that's the credit associated to the song when played
quote: Starbuck wrote:
BTW, voodoo....you wear tightie whities??? tee hee!
Yes, here's a proof |
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Fuc*ing Andrew |
It's even funnier this morning. Laughing at jb is fun. |
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quote: Fuc*ing Andrew wrote:
It's even funnier this morning. Laughing at jb is fun.
Fuc#ing Andrew ...........................
.....you are such a ..................... well ................Fuc#ing Andrew !!!!!!!!!!
Fuc#ing Joey !!!!!!!!!
Tee Hee
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[ Edited by Poi Dog Pondering ]
[Edited by Joey] |
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quote: pdog wrote:
http://www.maxlugar.com/01adayinjoshie'slife.wma
I checked the board today oh boy
Saw that my joshie left with feelings hurt
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to cough
He's crawling back to Rocks Off
He blew his wad on something dumb
I didn't notice what maxlugar did
And all the couchies stood and stared
They'd seen his shenanigans
No one gave a shit if he was from the house of Abraham
I talked to Pug today oh boy
Said joshie wanted an apology
Seems feej insulted monster's socks
And now josh blames the world
What a fucking girl
I'd love to turn him on......
Woke up, popped in Macca
Grabbed my yamaka
Found my way downstairs, poured a coffee with cream-er
Snatched up the keys and I hopped into my beamer
Saw the doc, I think he's a quack
Called me a hypochondriac
Found my way back home, twas kinda late
Monster barked and i began to masurbate
PMed with joey today oh boy
He sent me 63 emoticons
And when I asked about the josh
Because I felt concerned
He cut and pasted everything they said today on Howard Stern
I wonder...is this....how...to pooooossst?......
[Edited by pdog]
Poi Dog Pondering .................................
That's what my little friends and myself running around the Plains of Nebraska with knickers on and stick ball bats in our hands used to call "Postin'!"
You're POSTIN' baby!
The Joey - As seen on the reality show "That's Postin'!", 10:00 PM CDT Sundays.
Jacky Carson
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[quote]Joey wrote:
Hey , Some Guy ..........................Wasn't that one Hell of a speech ?!?!?!?!?!
I don't know who wrote it but it was Masterful !
Go John Kerry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Your palsy walsy,
MACKY! |
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" Go John Kerry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
You know Macky ................................
...there is a STRONG POSSIBILITY .......... I'm talking a VERY STRONG POSSIBILITY , that your man Bushie43 could easily , EASILY end up like Richard Nixon sometime next summer .
W- W- W- W- What ?!?! ... Oh , of course :
**** Young Joey now giggling to himself ****
JJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY BOY JR. !!!!!!!!!!!
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Nellcote |
And your man John Kerry will be schleping his trollop wife's baggage.
And take Dick "Turbin" Durbin with him
Remember, if they did not impeach Bubba, W is not going anywhere. |
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quote: Nellcote wrote:
And your man John Kerry will be schleping his trollop wife's baggage.
And take Dick "Turbin" Durbin with him
Remember, if they did not impeach Bubba, W is not going anywhere.
Nellcote ................................
I hear " Texas Politics " is a lot ..... well ..... " rougher " than " Boston , MA Politics " !!!
I hear things ..........................
Some Things .............................
" Damn Shame About The Vietnam Ronnie ! "
Jacky Cong ! |
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quote: Joey wrote:
" Go John Kerry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
You know Macky ................................
...there is a STRONG POSSIBILITY .......... I'm talking a VERY STRONG POSSIBILITY , that your man Bushie43 could easily , EASILY end up like Richard Nixon sometime next summer .
W- W- W- W- What ?!?! ... Oh , of course :
**** Young Joey now giggling to himself ****
JJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY BOY JR. !!!!!!!!!!!
Politics are not allowed on their board, they only are allowed argue over who gets to Rub Maxy's back today, discuss the stones, and keep mentioning jb and myself. Sadly, we are still major factors in the life of the Lotus! |
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quote: voodoopug wrote:
Politics are not allowed on their board, they only are allowed argue over who gets to Rub Maxy's back today, discuss the stones, and keep mentioning jb and myself. Sadly, we are still major factors in the life of the Lotus!
Puggy ................................
I have a Dream !!!!!!!!! |
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quote: Joey wrote:
Puggy ................................
I have a Dream !!!!!!!!!
Instead of preparing a song, i suggest we send autographed photos and some "used" joey undies to our friends on the other site so that they can not just continually post about us, then can have treasured memories! |
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I had bench trial yesteday afternoon and did not see this until late last night. I am extremely concerned that those who seek my legal services may come upon this song and not realize it is intended as a joke. This could in turn result in my loss of potential business and irreperable harm to my professional and personal reputation.................I will evaluate what options, if any, I have. Please govern yourself accordingly.
[Edited by jb] |
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Maxlugar |
[quote]voodoopug wrote:
Sadly, we are still major factors in the life of the Lotus!
Sadly, you are still dumb as a brick.
How mentions of "The Couch" are here?
Hello My Little Stonescicles ........................
***************** I HAVE A DREAM TODAY ***************
" I have a dream that one day this nation will still be able up to live out the true meaning of www.MaxLugar.com . I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood and be able to log onto www.MaxLugar.com . I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a desert state, sweltering with the heat , will be transformed into the oasis that is www.MaxLugar.com . I have a dream that all children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their postings on www.MaxLugar.com . I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day the state of Alabama will be transformed into a situation where everyone will walk together as sisters and brothers and be able to post on www.MaxLugar.com . I have a dream today. I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together over at www.MaxLugar.com . This is our hope. This is the faith with which JB may one day return to this Board . With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free to post at www.MaxLugar.com
This will be the day when all of God's children will be able to post at www.MaxLugar.com with a new meaning, "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrim's pride, from every mountainside, let freedom ring." And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true. So let www.MaxLugar.com ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let www.MaxLugar.com ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let www.MaxLugar.com ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania! Let www.MaxLugar.com ring from the snowcapped Rockies of Colorado! Let www.MaxLugar.com ring from the curvaceous peaks of California! But not only that; let www.MaxLugar.com ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia! Let www.MaxLugar.com ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee! Let www.MaxLugar.com ring from every hill and every molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let www.MaxLugar.com ring.
When we let www.MaxLugar.com ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and post over at www.MaxLugar.com in the words of the spiritual, "Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"
I Thank You ALL for Your Time Today !
MLJOEY
I should start another countdown clock. How many days, hours, minutes and seconds until Pug has his next original thought.
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voodoopug |
quote: jb wrote:
I had bench trial yesteday afternoon and did not see this until late last night. I am extremely concerned that those who seek my legal services may come upon this song and not realize it is intended as a joke. This could in turn result in my loss of potential business and irreperable harm to my professional and personal reputation.................I will evaluate what options, if any, I have. Please govern yourself accordingly.
[Edited by jb]
With the Voodoo Pugs performing a benefit for terminally ill children, next weekend, i hope we, and the kids, are not affected by this negativity. |
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That is wonderful Voodopug. We who are blessed with healthy children, can never feel the pain, sadness , and desperation those families with sick childen undergo. It touches my heart that you would do this and even if for a few minutes, give these beautiful children a moment of joy. If I can make any financial contribution, please advise. I shall say a pray for you and the children. God Bless you and the kids!!!
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Maxlugar |
[quote]voodoopug wrote:
With the Voodoo Pugs performing a benefit for terminally ill children, next weekend, i hope we, and the kids, are not affected by this negativity.
Well just remember, when you are walking on stage its LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, etc...
Oh and stop BEFORE you get to the edge of the stage!
Poor kids...
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quote: jb wrote:
That is wonderful Voodopug. We who are blessed withhealthy children, can never feel the pain, sadness , and sesperation those families with sick childen undergo. It toucjes my heart that you would do this and even if for a few minutes, give these beautiful children a moment of joy. If I canmake any financial contribution, please advise. I shall say a pray for you and the children. God Bless you and the kids!!!
we are raising money for the "When You Wish Upon a Star" Foundation, granting kids one last wish.
poor kids are right Max, I would be devestated if my children were in the dire position they are in.
Your advice will be taken into condideration. Why dont you put your money where your mouth is. Purchase a ticket for $8 and no show (unless you want to fly in). The kids would be appreciative of a small contribution, as would I. You can tell all about it on the Lotus Couch.
tickets are available at www.reeltymeproductions.com/wishuponastar.htm
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quote: jb wrote:
I had bench trial yesteday afternoon and did not see this until late last night. I am extremely concerned that those who seek my legal services may come upon this song and not realize it is intended as a joke. This could in turn result in my loss of potential business and irreperable harm to my professional and personal reputation.................I will evaluate what options, if any, I have. Please govern yourself accordingly.
Ha Ha Ha. You have no cause of action here jb and you know it. Or then again, maybe you don't. It is only the Florida bar you passed. So, consider this memo free of charge:
TO: JB
FROM: FUC*ING ANDY
RE: WHAT RECOURSE DOES A PANSY ASS WUSSY HAVE WHEN HIS FEELINGS ARE HURT ON AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD
None. Inasmuch as your true identity is not known but to few persons who frequent this board, none of whom are clients, you have not been damaged; except for being put in a position where the supremely untalented and unoriginal pug army cannot come to your assistance. I recommend you buy a new set of crying towels and a carpeted cat pole that you can hug when you're feeling blue. Such equitable recourse is all that is feasible at this time.
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http://www.forbesautos.com/advice/toptens/dealers_2.html?partner=aol
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voodoopug |
quote: Fuc*ing Andrew wrote:
Ha Ha Ha. You have no cause of action here jb and you know it. Or then again, maybe you don't. It is only the Florida bar you passed. So, consider this memo free of charge:
TO: JB
FROM: FUC*ING ANDY
RE: WHAT RECOURSE DOES A PANSY ASS WUSSY HAVE WHEN HIS FEELINGS ARE HURT ON AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD
None. Inasmuch as your true identity is not known but to few persons who frequent this board, none of whom are clients, you have not been damaged; except for being put in a position where the supremely untalented and unoriginal pug army cannot come to your assistance. I recommend you buy a new set of crying towels and a carpeted cat pole that you can hug when you're feeling blue. Such equitable recourse is all that is feasible at this time.
he must have finished doing Fiji's dishes, and had a few moments to post before he has to give Fiji a back rub, do his nails, and start cooking his lunch.
are you available for me to hire as our bathroom attendant for my sons first birthday party? |
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Starbuck |
pug!
maxy!
joshie!
joey!
andrew (is that who you really are??)!
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???? |
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voodoopug |
"I should start another countdown clock. How many days, hours, minutes and seconds until Pug has his next original thought."
I keep them simple as i just dont have time to explain them to you and your simpletons. we are not enemies, I, also, only love! |
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voodoopug |
quote: Starbuck wrote:
pug!
maxy!
joshie!
joey!
andrew (is that who you really are??)!
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG????
Starbuck, i just cannot get a read on you, you seem to want peace, complete a wonderful cd project featuring our musical talents, and then begin to drink gallons of "Hate R Aide" towards josh and myself. Perhaps we should greet in CHicago? I will no longer attack you, unless provoked. |
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