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quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
The great thing about Iraq is that it's become a magnet for all these islamic extremists who've been slipping over the border to fight. It's concentrated alot of them there, take them all out in one place, thin out the numbers
Our current President has promised my country a " Light - at - the - end - of - the - Tunnel " on June 30th when we turn over control to the Iraqis . If the " transition " ( see my Baby Steelie , circa 2003 ) goes very smoothly , he WILL get re-elected . If the " transition " turns into another " Tet Offensive " ( see LBJ , circa 1968 ) , then the illusion of progress will have been SHATTERED ( see " Some Girls " Album , circa 1978 ) and Bushie43 is HISTORY ( see Michael Jackson , circa 1999 ) .
Now , with your fine indulgence , I leave now to go pee .
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100 Army reservists from this town my parents live in,
got called on to be deployed to Iraq
These people are just normal working adults with families, not like the normal kids who join the forces at 18.
So this Saturday they're having a big bar-b-que for these guys and their famiies.
I've been asked to come down and help cook and serve, they've got like 50 briskets, 300 pounds of fajita meat, assload load of chickens, 100 links of sausages ect...it's gonna be a task. |
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To say "he's making statements from his house in Beverly Hill" (BTW, is it worse or better than to make statements about the dying troops from a plush office in Washington?) is missing the point: he hates the situation and uses his position in the media to do something about it. One may or may not approve the solutions he supports (putting someone else in the White House), but when Moore sees the unemployed in his home town of Flint, IL, enlisting because it's the only job left, he's not happy, and who can blame him for saying it? |
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| jb |
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
100 Army reservists from this town my parents live in,
got called on to be deployed to Iraq
These people are just normal working adults with families, not like the normal kids who join the forces at 18.
So this Saturday they're having a big bar-b-que for these guys and their famiies.
I've been asked to come down and help cook and serve, they've got like 50 briskets, 300 pounds of fajita meat, assload load of chickens, 100 links of sausages ect...it's gonna be a task.
God bless you and those reservists...and when you pass someone in the service on the streets, go up and say "Thank you"...it's the least we can do.. |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
100 Army reservists from this town my parents live in,
got called on to be deployed to Iraq
These people are just normal working adults with families, not like the normal kids who join the forces at 18.
So this Saturday they're having a big bar-b-que for these guys and their famiies.
I've been asked to come down and help cook and serve, they've got like 50 briskets, 300 pounds of fajita meat, assload load of chickens, 100 links of sausages ect...it's gonna be a task.
How come they didn't ask you to bartend? They are serving hootch aren't they? |
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| jb |
Will Blair stand for this horrendous criminal act? |
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| Bloozehound |
Naw no hooch
They have to be at the reservist station by noon that day, then they ship out the next day for 2 months of training in georgia,(i think) and then 2 months in cali(i think) then off to iraq to fight in the front lines
good chance some of these folks might not be coming back |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
jb wrote:
Will Blair stand for this horrendous criminal act?
I don't know. I'm stuck in the boiler room. Its knee deep in here now and getting worse by the moment. |
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| stewed & Keefed |
quote:
jb wrote:
Will Blair stand for this horrendous criminal act?
Where's Thatcher when we need her ? |
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| jb |
Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly flow
like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you aint quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead
Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake, kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!
Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
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| BILL PERKS |
quote:
egon wrote:
you don't know? that must mean YOU are an idiot too.
Bill, is this correct?
YES |
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| jb |
quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
YES
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jb- who is your favorite Olsen twin? |
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| parmeda |
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
I've been asked to come down and help cook and serve, they've got like 50 briskets, 300 pounds of fajita meat, assload load of chickens, 100 links of sausages ect...it's gonna be a task.
Oh, Blooze...as overwhelming as it may seem, DO IT! You will not regret it.
Years ago, I spent a Christmas away from home in southern CA near Camp Pendleton...my sister and I were all alone and decided to "knock on the Camp's door" to see if we could help out the recruits that didn't have a holiday leave. Long story short, and talk about a chow-line! ...it was the best Christmas I ever had.
Not only this...for the past nine years I have made regular visits to my local firehouse. After my husband's life was saved, I made a silent promise to myself that I would make sure these gentlemen would be rewarded in whatever manner I could. It could be a batch of brownies or a roasted turkey...it doesn't matter. They are so grateful to be remembered. |
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The Idiot Song
Monty Pythons Flying Circus
From the Movie 'Live at the Hollywood Bowl'
How sweet to be an Idiot,
As harmless as a cloud,
Too small to hide the sun,
Almost poking fun
At the warm but insecure, untidy crowd.
How sweet to be an idiot,
And dip my brain in joy,
Children laughing at my back,
With no fear of attack,
As much retaliation as a toy.
How sweet to be an idiot. How sweet.
I tiptoed down the street,
Smiled at everyone I meet,
But suddently a scream
Smashes through my dream.
Fee fie foe fum.
I smell the blood of an asylum.
(Blood of an asylum. But mother, I play so beautifully. Listen. Ha ha.)
Fie fye foe fum.
I smell the blood of the asylum.
Hey you. You're such a pennant.
You got as much brain as a dead ant,
As much imagination as a caravan site,
But I still love you. Still love you.
Oooh, how sweet to be an idiot.
How sweet. How sweet. How sweet.
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Kill your typewriter!!
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| Joey |
quote:
stonedinaustralia wrote:
The Idiot Song
Monty Pythons Flying Circus
From the Movie 'Live at the Hollywood Bowl'
How sweet to be an Idiot,
As harmless as a cloud,
Too small to hide the sun,
Almost poking fun
At the warm but insecure, untidy crowd.
How sweet to be an idiot,
And dip my brain in joy,
Children laughing at my back,
With no fear of attack,
As much retaliation as a toy.
How sweet to be an idiot. How sweet.
I tiptoed down the street,
Smiled at everyone I meet,
But suddently a scream
Smashes through my dream.
Fee fie foe fum.
I smell the blood of an asylum.
(Blood of an asylum. But mother, I play so beautifully. Listen. Ha ha.)
Fie fye foe fum.
I smell the blood of the asylum.
Hey you. You're such a pennant.
You got as much brain as a dead ant,
As much imagination as a caravan site,
But I still love you. Still love you.
Oooh, how sweet to be an idiot.
How sweet. How sweet. How sweet.
[Edited by stonedinaustralia]
S.I.A. THE WHO will be performing at the newly refurbished " Hollywood Bowl " this August .
Word !
Sturcee Jurcee ! |
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Greetings, My Aussie Pal -
That ditty was written by the great Neil Innes, one half of the writing duo from the Bonzo Dog Band, the other being the out-of-this-world, (literally, now!) Vivian Stanshall.
"Tigers don't go out on rainy nights, they've no need to whet their appetites." HUNTING TIGERS IN INDIA
quote:
stonedinaustralia wrote:
The Idiot Song
Monty Pythons Flying Circus
From the Movie 'Live at the Hollywood Bowl'
How sweet to be an Idiot,
As harmless as a cloud,
Too small to hide the sun,
Almost poking fun
At the warm but insecure, untidy crowd.
How sweet to be an idiot,
And dip my brain in joy,
Children laughing at my back,
With no fear of attack,
As much retaliation as a toy.
How sweet to be an idiot. How sweet.
I tiptoed down the street,
Smiled at everyone I meet,
But suddently a scream
Smashes through my dream.
Fee fie foe fum.
I smell the blood of an asylum.
(Blood of an asylum. But mother, I play so beautifully. Listen. Ha ha.)
Fie fye foe fum.
I smell the blood of the asylum.
Hey you. You're such a pennant.
You got as much brain as a dead ant,
As much imagination as a caravan site,
But I still love you. Still love you.
Oooh, how sweet to be an idiot.
How sweet. How sweet. How sweet.
[Edited by stonedinaustralia]
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| MarthaMyDear |
quote:
S.I.A. THE WHO will be performing at the newly refurbished " Hollywood Bowl " this August .
Word !
Sturcee Jurcee !
AND, TIX ARE STILL AVAILABLE (I'M
PRETTY SURE)!!!  I MIGHT go but I have to make
sure I have some extra bread for that but the prices ain't
bad at all, from what I can remember when I looked it up on
Ticketmaster.com!!! I shall let you know if I partake in the
festivities, Joeyski, and, also, Gary as he seemed to enjoy
the show quite a lot!!! Thanks for reminding
me and KEEP POSTING!!! lol.......... LOL!!!!!!!!! HE!!!
HE!!! HE!!! ROCK ON!!! PEACE!!!
*** Martha *** |
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| stonedinaustralia |
quote:
Joey wrote:
S.I.A. THE WHO will be performing at the newly refurbished " Hollywood Bowl " this August .
Word !
Sturcee Jurcee !
will you be there Joey?? how many Who shows are you going to see??
why don't you come down here and see them in melbourne with corgi?? - but be careful you don't get involved in any underworld gangland slayings which are rife there at the moment - tho i'm sure corgi would look after you - he has connections you know (Word!!) |
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| Joey |
quote:
stewed & Keefed wrote:
Where's Thatcher when we need her ?
She is in poor health ......................but never fear, for Tony Blair is in charge .
If Thatcher's successor , John Major , can last seven full years as Prime Minister , then Tony Blair is going to last at LEAST Twenty Years in office --- Maybe Longer . Word !
Developing .................................
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
Jersee ! |
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quote:
MarthaMyDear wrote:
AND, TIX ARE STILL AVAILABLE (I'M
PRETTY SURE)!!! I MIGHT go but I have to make
sure I have some extra bread for that but the prices ain't
bad at all, from what I can remember when I looked it up on
Ticketmaster.com!!! I shall let you know if I partake in the
festivities, Joeyski, and, also, Gary as he seemed to enjoy
the show quite a lot!!! Thanks for reminding
me and KEEP POSTING!!! lol.......... LOL!!!!!!!!! HE!!!
HE!!! HE!!! ROCK ON!!! PEACE!!!
*** Martha ***
Martha My Dear ......................you are much loved by this Joeski ! I am afraid I will have to pass as " The Hollywood Bowl " is just too damn far away ...........and Melbourne is even Further Away from where the Joeykins lives .. ( even though Corgi would protect me from any harm )
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJOEYSKI !
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