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21st June 2004 05:28 PM
Lil Raging Goat Blak wran avatar steeling pork pretzle. U shold be stapped up by your gonadz asnd hung from a lamp pole like mussolina
21st June 2004 05:38 PM
not bound to please
quote:
Lil Raging Goat wrote:
Blak wran avatar steeling pork pretzle. U shold be stapped up by your gonadz asnd hung from a lamp pole like mussolina



you are an impostor of one of the worst attempts at a character on this board.

what are you going to do about it?


21st June 2004 05:42 PM
Some Guy Thank you.
21st June 2004 05:44 PM
not bound to please
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
Thank you.



oh yeah?

ha!

21st June 2004 05:46 PM
Some Guy Fawker!
21st June 2004 05:48 PM
not bound to please
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
Fawker!



shall you have nightmares tonight? Or wet dreams?

21st June 2004 06:02 PM
Some Guy
quote:
not bound to please wrote:


shall you have nightmares tonight? Or wet dreams?




I shall Watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force on Cartoon Network and then sleep like a baby.
21st June 2004 06:11 PM
not bound to please
quote:
Some Guy wrote:

I shall Watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force on Cartoon Network and then sleep like a baby.



I have the cartoon network blocked by parental control.

21st June 2004 06:28 PM
Jumacfly you re both very cute...Are you trying to join Jb and Joey in the RO Wedding Golden Book ??
21st June 2004 08:48 PM
mickmask
quote:
glencar wrote:
But I like Mickmask! Smart & shrewd & quite perceptive.



Nah, just a little sick of the shit around here lately.
Personally, I get enough backbiting and drama in everyday life... I come here to get/give a laugh or two and maybe learn a little something ...............like.......
HOW THE HELL DO I MAKE THE IDIOT LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21st June 2004 08:59 PM
BILL PERKS
quote:
mickmask wrote:


Nah, just a little sick of the shit around here lately.
Personally, I get enough backbiting and drama in everyday life... I come here to get/give a laugh or two and maybe learn a little something ...............like.......
HOW THE HELL DO I MAKE THE IDIOT LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



HAVING GLENCAR AS A PAL HELPS...
21st June 2004 09:06 PM
BILL PERKS
quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
FIJI AND MAXLUGAR ARE MY TWO FAVORITE ROCKS OFFERS..FROM BILL PERKS...IF THEY LEAVE I'M GONE TOO!
IDIOT LIST
IAN BILLEN
TEN THOUSAND MOTELS
GLENCAR
ANY CHICK WHO USES EMOTICONS
EGON
THE 10K TWINS



HIGHWAY ROB
21st June 2004 11:30 PM
corgi37 What a dreadful thread! And, 8 pages of it! Lock it down, baby, lock it down.
21st June 2004 11:36 PM
not bound to please
quote:
corgi37 wrote:
What a dreadful thread! And, 8 pages of it! Lock it down, baby, lock it down.



what's with you being so serious?

21st June 2004 11:57 PM
sirmoonie
quote:
mickmask wrote:
HOW THE HELL DO I MAKE THE IDIOT LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Trust me, you are on it.

Is this board dominated by idiots, as BILL PERKS suggests?

Consider this. A useless retard like Steel Driving Hammer goes menstrual and like minded simple minds grieve. Hundreds of posts wishing Howe boy can come back, when everyone KNEW he hadn't gone anywhere - he was hanging back whacking to whatever gay porn he had around and watching this sad fucking caberet he was somehow able to gin up in his own honor.

Then, a quality poster like Sir Stonesalot leaves (like for real leaves!) and he actually gets flamed after the fact.

Is this board dominated by idiots? The pee is in the pud. Moof is in the piss. Slash is in the leak. Twang is in the throb. Meat is in the ball.

"Che bang huck huck, Ronnie!"
22nd June 2004 12:04 AM
BILL PERKS
quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
FIJI AND MAXLUGAR ARE MY TWO FAVORITE ROCKS OFFERS..FROM BILL PERKS...IF THEY LEAVE I'M GONE TOO!
IDIOT LIST
IAN BILLEN
TEN THOUSAND MOTELS
GLENCAR
ANY CHICK WHO USES EMOTICONS
EGON
THE 10K TWINS



HIGHWAY ROB
WILDBILLGROVER
22nd June 2004 12:17 AM
MarioMendoza ¿quién el infierno es gratificaciones de la cuenta?
22nd June 2004 01:05 AM
WildBillGrover
quote:
MarioMendoza wrote:
¿quién el infierno es gratificaciones de la cuenta?


Something happened in the translation here, Slim.
22nd June 2004 01:18 AM
sirmoonie As Crazy Picacho (Pistachio Nuts) said when he was cresting on the pey: "the chances of that happening are between slim and none, and slim's outta fucking town."
22nd June 2004 01:35 AM
MarthaMyDear
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:

Trust me, you are on it.

Is this board dominated by idiots, as BILL PERKS suggests?

Consider this. A useless retard like Steel Driving Hammer goes menstrual and like minded simple minds grieve. Hundreds of posts wishing Howe boy can come back, when everyone KNEW he hadn't gone anywhere - he was hanging back whacking to whatever gay porn he had around and watching this sad fucking caberet he was somehow able to gin up in his own honor.

Then, a quality poster like Sir Stonesalot leaves (like for real leaves!) and he actually gets flamed after the fact.

Is this board dominated by idiots? The pee is in the pud. Moof is in the piss. Slash is in the leak. Twang is in the throb. Meat is in the ball.

"Che bang huck huck, Ronnie!"
HEY!!! CALM DOWN, OH
SILLY ONE ACROSS THE WATER!!! lol.............
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm kidding... BILL PERKS
is the idiot here (but I don't even need to say that as it's
a given!!! lol................. :P lol....
Whatever... lol.......)... Moonie (AND BILL)... Don't forget
to not directly insult someone here 'cause that's not
allowed but you CAN get creative and not directly insult
someone... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm
sure Gary will thank me for that clarification!!!
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P lol..... I obviously
don't agree with you about Sir Stonesalot but to each their
own and I have my reasons, etc.... I have been in a TINY
amount of contact with him when that thread that he started
started taking off, etc., so not everything is posted on the
board regarding this issue with me, etc.... So, I think that
people should remember that alot of people here email and/or
PM and/or call and/or visit each other BESIDES just posting
on the board, also... I like you and I think of you as a
seperate person from SSA, even though you are friends with
him, etc., so that's where *** I'M *** at!!!
And, no, this board is not dominated by idiots... I think
that people are just having fun waiting for the tour, etc.,
so why not skip the threads you don't like??? I DO do that
but there comes a time when you just have to say how you
feel, etc.!!! Well, maybe you are doing that right now, so
that's your right... lol........ But, I don't see anyone
calling everyone assholes in this thread, etc.!!! Just silly
fun, is what I see... That's my opinion...

LadyJane, I'm doing good now and I hope you are, also!!!
I will PM you when I get some time, ok., and I'm
going to give you that Marilyn link I told you about, etc.,
also, ok.?!?!?! I'm getting ready to move and
having some work done on my car right now so I'm just here
when I can be right now (and that's more than likely not
going to be alot until after I'm moved into my new pad...
And, I am SURE at least the CAP LOCK KING will be THRILLED
about that!!! LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT
FRICKING MOTHER CLUCKER!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRACKING THE FRICK UP!!! lol.... LOL!!!!!!!!!! :P
lol......... )... But, I will contact you soon and
I'm glad you're better, ok.?!?!?! Anyways,
take care and I'll talk to you SOON!!!
Anyways, MORE SOON!!!

*** Martha ***

P.S. (If Slash is in the leak, I am there, also...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!
I wish... HE!!! HE!!! lol....... CRACKING-UP!!!!!
TAKE CARE!!! )
22nd June 2004 01:53 AM
MarthaMyDear FOR THE CAP LOCK KING!!! :

Love Story

From the Movie "Love Story"
Performed by Andy Williams

Where do I begin
To tell the story of how great a love can be
The sweet love story that in older that the sea
The simple truth about the love she brings to me
Where do I start

With her first hello
She gave a meaning to this empty world of mine
There'd never be another love, another time
She came into my life and made the living fine
She fills my heart

She fills my heart with ver special things
With angel songs, with wild imaginings
She fills my soul with so much love
That anywhere I go, I'm never lonely
With her along who could be lonely
I reach for her hand, it's always there

*How long does it last
Can love be measured by the hours in a day
I have no answers now but this much I can say
I know I'll need her till the stars all burn away
And she'll be there

(Repeat *)


You'll never know just how profound my love is for you...
MOTHER
CLUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAcking-up... ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P lol....... :P lol.......
lol.... :P lol....

*** MARTHA *** LOL!!!!!!!!!!! lol.
22nd June 2004 02:23 AM
Egbert C'mon people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together we're gonna love one another right now.
22nd June 2004 02:32 AM
WildBillGrover "Are you going to San Francisco, if you are, put flowers in your hair..."
22nd June 2004 02:40 AM
MarthaMyDear Summer Nights

[Danny]
Summer lovin' had me a blast

[Sandy]
Summer lovin' happened so fast

[Danny]
I met a girl crazy for me

[Sandy]
Met a boy cute as can be

[Both]
Summer days driftin' away, to uh-oh those summer nights

[Everyone]
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh

[Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Doody]
Did you get very far?

[Pink Ladies]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Marty]
Like does he have a car?

[Everyone]
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

[Danny]
She swam by me, she got a cramp

[Sandy]
He ran by me, got my suit damp

[Danny]
I saved her life, she nearly drowned

[Sandy]
He showed off, splashing around

[Both]
Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those summer nights

[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh

[Pink Ladies]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Frenchy]
Was it love at first sight?

[Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Kenickie]
Did she put up a fight?

[Everyone]
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh

[Danny]
Took her bowling in the arcade

[Sandy]
We went strolling, drank lemonade

[Danny]
We made out under the dock

[Sandy]
We stayed out 'till ten o'clock

[Both]
Summer fling, don't mean a thing, but uh-oh those summer nights

[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh

[Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Putzie]
But you don't gotta brag

[Pink Ladies]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Rizzo]
Cos he sounds like a drag

[Everyone]
shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH

[Sandy]
He got friendly, holding my hand

[Danny]
While she got friendly down in the sand

[Sandy]
He was sweet, just turned eighteen

[Danny]
Well she was good you know what I mean

[Everyone]
Woah!

[Both]
Summer heat, boy and girl meet, but uh-oh those summer nights

[Everyone]
woo, woo, woo

[Pink Ladies]
Tell me more, tell me more

[ Jan]
How much dough did he spend?

[Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Sonny]
Could she get me a friend?

[Sandy]
It turned colder - that's where it ends

[Danny]
So I told her we'd still be friends

[Sandy]
Then we made our true love vow

[Danny]
Wonder what she's doing now

[Both]
Summer dreams ripped at the seams,
bu-ut oh, those su-ummer nights....

[Everyone]
Tell me more, tell me more!


*** Martha *** lol.. LOL!!!!!! :P
lol........
22nd June 2004 02:48 AM
HardKnoxDurtySox Divinyls---I Touch Myself

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus
22nd June 2004 03:06 AM
MarthaMyDear "Sodomy" (special arrangement: not found on sheet music)

Sodomy... G
Fellatio... D
Cunnilingus... Em
Pederasty. A

Father, why do these words sound so nasty? C D7

Masturbation G
can be fun D Em/D
Join the holy orgy Em
Kama Sutra C
Everyone!! G C G


LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P lol... :P
lol...

*** Martha ***
22nd June 2004 04:46 AM
F505 Great pic of Luther you have there WildBill
22nd June 2004 10:13 AM
not bound to please
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:

Trust me, you are on it.

Is this board dominated by idiots, as BILL PERKS suggests?

Consider this. A useless retard like Steel Driving Hammer goes menstrual and like minded simple minds grieve. Hundreds of posts wishing Howe boy can come back, when everyone KNEW he hadn't gone anywhere - he was hanging back whacking to whatever gay porn he had around and watching this sad fucking caberet he was somehow able to gin up in his own honor.

Then, a quality poster like Sir Stonesalot leaves (like for real leaves!) and he actually gets flamed after the fact.

Is this board dominated by idiots? The pee is in the pud. Moof is in the piss. Slash is in the leak. Twang is in the throb. Meat is in the ball.

"Che bang huck huck, Ronnie!"




wrong.

22nd June 2004 10:25 AM
Joey
" Then, a quality poster like Sir Stonesalot leaves (like for real leaves!) and he actually gets flamed after the fact. "

He'll be back ....................after all , where is he gonna go ?!?!?! Keno's Board ?!?!?!?!

{ CA - RACK }

" It's off the facade Ronnie ! "

Sturcee Burcee Jo Jo !
22nd June 2004 10:39 AM
not bound to please
quote:
Joey wrote:

" Then, a quality poster like Sir Stonesalot leaves (like for real leaves!) and he actually gets flamed after the fact. "

He'll be back ....................after all , where is he gonna go ?!?!?! Keno's Board ?!?!?!?!

{ CA - RACK }

" It's off the facade Ronnie ! "

Sturcee Burcee Jo Jo !






Woo hooo!

I don't know - I always found what he said more interesting when I heard it first from FPM...


{ CA - RACK }








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