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| Gazza |
Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
'Pulled hard'
Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".
He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
www.bbc.co.uk
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| charlotte |
guillotine the bitch....show it live on BBC or CNN International |
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| GotToRollMe |
Ouch!  |
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| nankerphelge |
"A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." "
That is frickin' funny!
What a smart ass!!!
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| PartyDoll MEG |
You can't even make up shit like this |
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| glencar |
This all started with Crazy Lorena Bobbitt... |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
glencar wrote:
This all started with Crazy Lorena Bobbitt...
I am unable to even sit at my desk with any comfort now after reading this story! |
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| Paul_McCartney |
Sadly, Heather did this me once. |
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| glencar |
John Kerry looks so goofy in that photo. And so does his moptop buddy! |
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| Gazza |
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nankerphelge wrote:
"A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." "
That is frickin' funny!
What a smart ass!!!
As if it could have been anyone else's. Finding a stray testicle in someone's hand is so commonplace after all....
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| Gazza |
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glencar wrote:
This all started with Crazy Lorena Bobbitt...
Acck...your wimpy American chicks use knives. Our women do it with their bare hands.
That takes balls. |
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| glencar |
LITERALLY! |
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| nankerphelge |
"Our women do it with their bare hands."
Some of the men do too, as I recall...
[edited by the Testicular Reattachment Team at Giant's Stadium, circa 2002]
[Edited by nankerphelge] |
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| Gazza |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
"Our women do it with their bare hands."
Some of the men do too, as I recall...
[edited by the Testicular Reattachment Team at Giant's Stadium, circa 2002]
[Edited by nankerphelge]
LOL...consider yourself lucky. I hadnt taken my spinach that day. |
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| pdog |
Keep your friends close, and your balls closer. |
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| Brainbell Jangler |
It's too bad
She's got you by the balls
You can't get free at all
She's got your name
She's got your number
You're screaming like thunder
And you can't get away from it all
There's an exception to every rule. This appears to be the exception to the rule, "It's good when a chick swallows." |
