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Everyone, please keep your composure and remember why we are all here.
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Is that Gyps? She's taking the news very hard.
I guess we all are.
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| pdog |
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Is that Gyps? She's taking the news very hard.
I guess we all are.
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? Save the bombardier! Save the bombardier!
Hot chicks crying really gets my motor running!
Just getting them all wet no matter how you do it, is truly a turn on! |
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| voodoopug |
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Are you still here?
Unlike you and your hero I can actually READ - put the words and their definitions in logical order to assertain the meaning of the sentence. Here's what you said:
"If I thought you had any cash to wager I would arrange a meeting to prove my separate existence. But I've learned not to bet with bums. The recovery rate is very low."
If you look at it REAL HARD you'll see that you decided NOT to wager. The whole thing was a weak attempt at an insult anyway, but it's very very sad that I have to explain your own posts to you.
And why the hell would I want to meet you in real life?
Feh.
i thought he had quit the board a few times? I had removed him from the drinking list assuming his word was solid?
he must be cut a small break though, if he was planning to retreat to the Lotus...technical difficulties have rendered that option impossible. I hope for the best for Maxlugar.com, folks said he didnt have the balls to start his own site with his own rules, and he did. |
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Do you like women who are into the Pina Colada song?
"When The President Talks To God"
" When the president talks to God
Are the conversations brief or long?
Does he ask to rape our women’s' rights
And send poor farm kids off to die?
Does God suggest an oil hike
When the president talks to God?
When the president talks to God
Are the consonants all hard or soft?
Is he resolute all down the line?
Is every issue black or white?
Does what God say ever change his mind
When the president talks to God?
When the president talks to God
Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
Agree which convicts should be killed?
Where prisons should be built and filled?
Which voter fraud must be concealed
When the president talks to God?
When the president talks to God
I wonder which one plays the better cop
We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke
No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't
Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke
That's what God recommends
When the president talks to God
Do they drink near beer and go play golf
While they pick which countries to invade
Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
I guess god just calls a spade a spade
When the president talks to God
When the president talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head
When he kneels next to the presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own bullshit
When the president talks to God?
I doubt it
I doubt it ..... ( fade to Steelie ) "
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Joey wrote:
Hello My Little Stonescicles ........................
***************** I HAVE A DREAM TODAY ***************
" I have a dream that one day this nation will still be able up to live out the true meaning of www.MaxLugar.com . I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood and be able to log onto www.MaxLugar.com . I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a desert state, sweltering with the heat , will be transformed into the oasis that is www.MaxLugar.com . I have a dream that all children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their postings on www.MaxLugar.com . I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day the state of Alabama will be transformed into a situation where everyone will walk together as sisters and brothers and be able to post on www.MaxLugar.com . I have a dream today. I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together over at www.MaxLugar.com . This is our hope. This is the faith with which JB may one day return to this Board . With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free to post at www.MaxLugar.com
This will be the day when all of God's children will be able to post at www.MaxLugar.com with a new meaning, "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrim's pride, from every mountainside, let freedom ring." And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true. So let www.MaxLugar.com ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let www.MaxLugar.com ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let www.MaxLugar.com ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania! Let www.MaxLugar.com ring from the snowcapped Rockies of Colorado! Let www.MaxLugar.com ring from the curvaceous peaks of California! But not only that; let www.MaxLugar.com ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia! Let www.MaxLugar.com ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee! Let www.MaxLugar.com ring from every hill and every molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let www.MaxLugar.com ring.
When we let www.MaxLugar.com ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and post over at www.MaxLugar.com in the words of the spiritual, "Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"
I Thank You ALL for Your Time Today !
MLJOEY
**** Cue Music ****
" Isn't it rich? Are we a pair -
Me here at last on the ground, you in mid air?
Send in the clowns.
Isn't it bliss? Don't you approve -
One who keeps tearing around, one who can't move?
Where are the clowns? Send in the clowns.
Just when I'd stopped opening doors
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours.
Making my entrance again with my usual flair.
Sure of my lines. No one is there.
Don't you love farce? My fault, I fear.
I thought that you'd want what I want.
Sorry, my dear.
But where are the clowns? Send in the clowns.
Don't bother, they're here.
Isn't it rich? Isn't it queer -
Losing my timing this late in my career?
Where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns.
Well, maybe next year....... ( fade to Baby Steelie ) "
Now that's what my little friends and myself running around the Plains of Oklahoma with knickers on and stick ball bats in our hands used to call "Postin'!"
You're POSTIN' baby!
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[quote]Joey wrote:
Paris is a skank...
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tele? |
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" tele? "
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You know it Babe ..... Oh , You know :
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| voodoopug |
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tele?
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| voodoopug |
its someone's bathroom attendant i guess, dont know who?
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| Charlieismydarling |
Hey! That pic is the only one people pay attention to from that whole album...Its obvious...The man has THREE balls in his mouth...-Miss Amanda Jones |
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| Soldatti |
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Charlieismydarling wrote:
Hey! That pic is the only one people pay attention to from that whole album
Its true. |
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| stonedinaustralia |
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Charlieismydarling wrote:
Hey! That pic is the only one people pay attention to from that whole album...Its obvious...The man has THREE balls in his mouth...-Miss Amanda Jones
some of the other pics are quite intersting tho
http://www.superseventies.com/ac3exileonmainstreet.html |
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| Nasty Habits |
I dunno . . . I always liked Joe Allen, the human corkscrew.
He's got his head on backwards, baby!
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| glencar |
Joey, you are a master! |
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Blue ........................................
You coming to Omaha this January ?!?!?!
First " Jaggerbomb " is on me !
No ?!?!?!?!?!?!
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| kath |
this is the best thread EVER!!!! |
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| Joey |
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kath wrote:
this is the best thread EVER!!!!
Bless You Kath
( Rocks Off Member )
You are much loved by The Joey !!!!
Kins ! ™
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