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Bill Wyman......Smiles!
(Written By: Xmaster)
New York Times
6/12/03
Ex Rolling Stones bass player Bill Wyman was seen sleeping in the street last night. Yes, he does this often, but this time there was something different, something unique.....he was smiling. The event occured at 10:33 PM as Wyman settled down for a nights sleep when suddenly ex Stones guitarist Mick Taylor walked by. A by stander explains "You've got to ex stones, talking to eachother, standing in the fucking street!". Something strange did happen though. Mick had hot dogs with him, ALOT. After he got through eating his 24th hot dog, he exploded. Bill couldn't help but smile. Bill's face had taken the shape of a nonhappy old geezer and he has not smiled since about 1870. Because of this, his face is now frozen into a smile. Bill will be talking about this story as he special guest stars on the new "American Idol Jr" |
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tDice pimp |
He sleeps on the street? had no idea. What a fucking mental case, no wonder he left the Stones.
He did leave them to have a "NORMAL LIFE" right??
Shit, I'm gonna sleep in my bed tonight, I must be weird fuck.
Thanks for a good laugh Soul Survivor! |
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Soul Survivor |
yup |
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Soul Survivor |
Bills an asshole |
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tDice pimp |
He sure sounds like one, and I heard some blues he was playing, like big band blues and it sucked. |
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tumbling_dice |
Well, it`s about time he smiled! LMAO!!!! |
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Soul Survivor |
lol |
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