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| Miss U. |
Just wanted to mention I saw a great shot of Keith in the recent issue of "Tatler" magazine. I didn't buy it, but I'm sure alot of people would like it, would make a nice header. |
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| gypsy |
I saw it the other day at Barnes & Noble...it is a good pic! |
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| Joey |
" I saw it the other day at Barnes & Noble...it is a good pic! "
I saw it the other day at Borders...it is a good pic!
Bunny !
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| F505 |
There are disturbing rumours about Keith: are they true? Isn't Keith the motor anymore? |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
LOL to buy that magazine just to scan the image is too risky for my reputation, in fact it will be the gayest moment of my life 
Long time ago I did it, I bought a similar magazine just to scan an image of Mick, Bianca and a a friend to use it as a header, in addition to the $7+ USD I paid, my wife was howlin' when she saw it in my desk LOL...
So if anybody here can send the image I will be more than happy to put itas header with the associated credits and thanks to that person, and if it's a guy, I promise not to disclose the information about the source  |
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| gypsy |
Tatler isn't a nasty magazine, Voodoo. It's like Cosmo, I suppose. I didn't buy it because there wasn't anything in it that interested me other than the pic of Keith.
Joey, the Borders here is almost right next door to Barnes & Noble...but, they just don't seem to have the selection that Barnes & Noble does. |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
I didn't mean that's a nasty magazine or a gay magazine, but I can't figure out how I will look buying this magazine
LOL
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| Joey |
" Joey, the Borders here is almost right next door to Barnes & Noble...but, they just don't seem to have the selection that Barnes & Noble does. "
Agreed my Princess , but they ( Borders ) tend to have larger Cafe's which allows for an interesting collective of humans whilst I sip my Lattee'and listen to the music .
I even went to a " Poetry Reading " once just to throw popcorn at the speaker .
Damn Straight !
And now , THIS :
Gimme a J ! J !
Gimme a O ! O !
Gimme a E ! E !
Gimme a Y ! Y !
What's that spell ? Joey !
What's that spell ? Joey !
What's that spell ? Joey !
Yeah , Joooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey !
Joeykins !
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| gypsy |
Well, the last time I was there, looking at magazines, there was some lesbian playing a guitar and singing-BADLY. I made myself leave...cuz I didn't want to start giggling, cuz the place was packed with full-on lesbians. |
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| Joey |
" I made myself leave...cuz I didn't want to start giggling, cuz the place was packed with full-on lesbians. "
I LOVE the lesbians .
It's like David letterman says , " You know how the girls are these days Paul -- They're all over the map . "
Paul Shaffer : " Hey , I'm Liberal ! "
{{ CA - RACK }}
Jacky !
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| gypsy |
Joey, they weren't 'lipstick lesbians.' They were more like truck-driving lesbians... |
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| Joey |
" They were more like truck-driving lesbians... "
You make Joey Shudder ..............................
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| KeepRigid |
It's too bad my lawyer went to Helsinki to dodge the draft (what an idiot). Not only would he buy this magazine for the great pic of Keira Richards, but he would probably even tell the clerk, "Yes, I will be bending it like Beckham tonight!" |
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| KeepRigid |
quote:
VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
I can't figure out how I will look buying this magazine
What's so terrible about buying this magazine? I've actually been sitting here talking to the picture of it.
I have a theory about magazine buying which may help you to get over your fear. I was forced to devise this theory to allay the concerns of a few well-meaning friends some years back. You see, for a period of about two years, I was convinced that Liv Tyler was speaking directly to me in interviews. This led to my amassing a sizeable collection of magazines such as Seventeen, Elle, W, and a few foreign magazines that, while I was never able to read them, I felt at the time that I really understood them. Believe me when I say, this collection could easily net some serious cash on ebay.
Anyway, the theory is simple and explains the hierarchy of what is acceptable for heterosexual men to buy.
The lowest end of the scale is occupied by stuff such as, well...Stuff, Maxim, etc. This is porn-lite and signals someone who is too uptight to buy real porn. In a way, this is a shame, because these often contain some pretty entertaining articles.
Next up is the more classy porn like Playboy, et al. These days, anyone buying this most likely IS doing so for the articles.
Now we have the hardcore porn. Now while this is a step up from stuff like Playboy- at least in terms of what is suggests about your libido- it does still imply that you can't get laid and they even brown-bag it as a way of broadcasting this fact to the other customers.
So clearly, at the top of the list are the women's magazines such as the one you are too ashamed to purchase. These subconsciously give off the signal that you are quite capable of getting laid, but that you take it too far. The libido is also well represented, as it suggests to the clerk that even her fully-clothed form is pounding through your fevered synapses at that very moment. It's extremely natural for a guy to purchase them, provided you throw out some witty banter like, "the prognostications in these horoscopes are quite titillating."
Hope this helps. |
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| Joey |
" The libido is also well represented, as it suggests to the clerk that even her fully-clothed form is pounding through your fevered synapses at that very moment. It's extremely natural for a guy to purchase them, provided you throw out some witty banter like, "the prognostications in these horoscopes are quite titillating."
Keep .................when you write like this my capillaries become engorged and my arteries floweth open like never before . You ARE Viagra
Jacky Boy ! |
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| gypsy |
Joey, now you see why I will always be smitten with KeepRigid...he's awesome, ain't he? |
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| Joey |
" Joey, now you see why I will always be smitten with KeepRigid...he's awesome, ain't he? "
Damn Straight My Princess ...........................
I am coming over tonight .
The three of us could make a book of records .
Jacky Boy !
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| gypsy |
Okay! But don't back out at the last minute to hang out with your 'man friends' like you usually do. |
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| Joey |
" Okay! But don't back out at the last minute to hang out with your 'man friends' like you usually do. "
Gypsy ....................my man friends have got me hooked on " JaggerBombs " ( Jaigermeister shots slipped into glasses of Reb Bull )
Is this a bad thing ?????
Am I regressing ?????????
Is THAT a bad thing ?????
Please , Gyps. .................I values your's opinion ...............I needs to knows whats you's thinks .
Jacky !
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| gypsy |
Joey, it's a good thing. |
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| Joey |
" Joey, it's a good thing "
I would like to nibble your elbows AND caress your kneecaps .
Bunny ! |
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