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Topic: Paris Checks In Early To Jail

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5th June 2007 05:47 PM

Joey

quote:
TomL wrote:
These are troubled times Joey, but we will get through them. I can't even listen to Stones music. I am so worried about her Pee Pee. MEG and LJ just don't understand.

I feel ya my brother ........

Can anyone remember what this world was like BEFORE that pee pee of hers got sentenced to jail ?!

Shiver .........................

www.FREEPARIS.com

Jacky Hilton ! ™
[Edited by Joey]

5th June 2007 06:06 PM

Joey

" Ask NOT what the Pee Pee can do for you ... ask what YOU can do for the Pee Pee ! " ( JFK , 1961 ) .

5th June 2007 06:09 PM

LadyJane

You two are SERIOUSLY ill!!!!!!!!!!

Whoof!!!

LJ.

5th June 2007 06:43 PM

Joey

quote:
LadyJane wrote:
You two are SERIOUSLY ill!!!!!!!!!!

Whoof!!!

LJ.

Sparky loves the pee pee too ................

Joey ! " Right Sparky ......... ?! "

Sparky : " WHOOF !!! "

..................
[Edited by the glorious pee pee ]

[Edited by Joey]

6th June 2007 12:09 PM

Joey

Has anyone heard any more news on the pee pee ?!

.... please ...... I's justs got's to's knows if the pee pee is alright ?!

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,277713,00.html

6th June 2007 12:21 PM

MrPleasant

Has anyone heard any more news on the pee pee ?!

YES: It stinks!!

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6th June 2007 12:23 PM

Joey

" Picture-perfect Paris Hilton has a lot to be concerned about at Lynwood Correctional Jail.

The facility is reportedly riddled with staph infections, with 402 inmates diagnosed with the disease in one year alone.

If struck by staph, the blonde beauty will have to battle bad bouts of redness, abscesses and severely swollen areas.

But despite the hygiene hearsay, the hotel heiress is maintaining her model-like mannerisms.

TMZ reports that a “gracious and thankful” Hilton has been allowed to keep her “tightly wound” hair extensions.

But that isn’t keeping the blues away. Hilton’s psychiatrist Charles Sophy has reportedly made a mad dash to the cell to tend to her tears.

According to TMZ, Paris is scared, crying, freezing cold and unable to sleep or eat. "

Poor Lil' lamb ....

My Heart just ..... aches !

6th June 2007 12:25 PM

voodoopug

quote:
Joey wrote:
" Picture-perfect Paris Hilton has a lot to be concerned about at Lynwood Correctional Jail.

The facility is reportedly riddled with staph infections, with 402 inmates diagnosed with the disease in one year alone.

If struck by staph, the blonde beauty will have to battle bad bouts of redness, abscesses and severely swollen areas.

But despite the hygiene hearsay, the hotel heiress is maintaining her model-like mannerisms.

TMZ reports that a “gracious and thankful” Hilton has been allowed to keep her “tightly wound” hair extensions.

But that isn’t keeping the blues away. Hilton’s psychiatrist Charles Sophy has reportedly made a mad dash to the cell to tend to her tears.

According to TMZ, Paris is scared, crying, freezing cold and unable to sleep or eat. "

Poor Lil' lamb ....

My Heart just ..... aches !

6th June 2007 12:41 PM

Jeep

Do you want to play with Paris in jail ?

Click here :
http://www.gsn.com/minigames/minigame.php?id=20

6th June 2007 12:47 PM

Jeep

She really likes to play :

http://www.kfiam640.com/pages/ParisHilton.html?feed=194882&article=2209710

6th June 2007 03:34 PM

Joey

quote:
Jeep wrote:
She really likes to play :

http://www.kfiam640.com/pages/ParisHilton.html?feed=194882&article=2209710

6th June 2007 03:37 PM

voodoopug

That is what we in the exclusive far western suburbs of Chicago (See: higher average income than Boca Raton, FL) call....Postin'

as seen on the weekly ESPN8 "The Ocho" panel discussion, "Extreme Postin'"

6th June 2007 03:39 PM

Ten Thousand Motels

Reading this thread has made my wonder. Has Paris Hilton ever inspired a song? Like, is she a muse? Could she be another face that launches a thousand ships?

6th June 2007 03:42 PM

Joey

quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Could she be another face that launches a thousand ships?

No , but that pee pee of hers could launch a million ships ...maybe more !!!!

www.FREEPARIS.com

6th June 2007 04:01 PM

Ten Thousand Motels

quote:
Joey wrote:
No , but that pee pee of hers could launch a million ships ...maybe more !!!!

Where I come from they call that being "hard up". And there is a million of 'em. Maybe more.

Just kidding. Paris ain't so bad. I've seen guys launch ships foa alot worse.

6th June 2007 04:13 PM

voodoopug

quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:

Where I come from they call that being "hard up". And there is a million of 'em. Maybe more.

Just kidding. Paris ain't so bad. I've seen guys launch ships foa alot worse.

6th June 2007 05:45 PM

Joey

Poor Lil' Lambie .....

I certainly hope she is not assigned any ' abusive ' security guards whilst in jail -- that place OWNS her Ass.

[Edited by Joey]

7th June 2007 02:37 AM

MrPleasant

Paris. That city doesn't exist, does it?

7th June 2007 09:48 AM

EELPIE

Joey's Paris is outta jail

7th June 2007 09:51 AM

MrPleasant

7th June 2007 10:10 AM

voodoopug

quote:
EELPIE wrote:
Joey's Paris is outta jail

Thats right....the pee pee is free free!!!!

7th June 2007 10:19 AM

Joey

quote:
EELPIE wrote:
Joey's Paris is outta jail

******** ? ***********

7th June 2007 10:21 AM

LadyJane

http://www.eonline.com/news/article...38-5a8f28d269a9

Rejoice Joey!!!

7th June 2007 10:38 AM

Joey

quote:
LadyJane wrote:
http://www.eonline.com/news/article...38-5a8f28d269a9

Rejoice Joey!!!

Thank Heaven !!!!!!!!

My poor Lil' Lamb !!! Three Friggin DAYS !!!!!

I would like to buy everyone on the board a round of Guinness .

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