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Topic: Keith Richards In Hell Return to archive
06-04-02 04:05 AM
Keefness ..So Keith dies & goes to hell..He walks in this room & everyone is there..Jimi, Janice, Gram Parsons, Bonzo, Cobain, Nicky Hopkins..everybody. Open bar, plenty of questionable substances making their way round the place.

Guitars & amps, a state of the art PA system, dead producers & audio engineers are at the waiting..Keith heads to the bar & is handed a bottle of Jack on the house.."This ain't so bad.." he mumbles aloud.

"When do we start playin'?", Keith says to no one in particular. The guy next to him says, "We're just waitin' for the band leader to get here", pointing to an empty drum kit in the corner with a door behind it.

Just then, the door opens and in walks Karen Carpenter. She sits down behind the kit, picks up a pair of sticks and says, "Ok boys, 'Close To You'..2, 3, 4..."
06-04-02 09:13 AM
moy a very cruel joke indeed
06-04-02 02:55 PM
Jaxx oh moy! i'm the resident tight ass in the house and i thought this joke was way funny!i mean, do you really think you'd see "the wholesome girl next door with a secret in the land down below? well i guess if they consider anorexia suicide you might....

but maybe you would feel better if the drummer walking out was the one and only Mick Shrimpton from "the band" Spinal Tap.i'd cringe too to see the drummer of "listen to the flower people" "cups and cakes", "big bottom",and "hell hole" take the seat with the stix.

i mean do you really want a guy who says, " As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll." playing anchor man?
06-04-02 03:59 PM
Joey I don't know about you guys , but this joke gives me the creeps . In fact , my nut sack has crept so far up my body cavity that someone just asked me if I have the mumps .

Bunny


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