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| Joey |
..............Did WHAT you ask ??????????????????
Why , I " Shaved My Sac " THAT'S What !!!!!!!!!
Yes my little Stoneslings , after months and months and months of thinking about it and talking ad infinitum about it -- Your young Joey finally shaved his sac and I must admit my only regret is that I didn't do it sooner .
It has opened up a whole new world for me my Stones Brothers and Sisters ...no more stray hairs on the toilet seat or on the bathroom floor and most noticeably ----ESPECIALLY in the underwear ; less grab in the crotch of my pants ; and my girlfriend absolutely LOVES the silky smoothness long absent in our releationship ....................
So , do as Joey does , and drink a little wine , slap on a little shaving cream , fire up those razors , and shave those Cookies and Sacs of yours until you can lick whip cream off of them -------- Oh , and thank me later .
" Carly does Blow Ronnie "
Jacky !
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| nankerphelge |
Just keep a little talcum or oil close by after a clean shave.
Everything tends to stick to itself like velcro the first day.
Or so I've been told....
"Don Johnson had stubble too, Ronnie"
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| Mr. D |
I dont know ya Joey, but thanks for sharing that info. I'm currently thinking of following your lead and doing the same. The prospect of a smooth, shaved sack is very tempting. The only problem is the hair may grow back quicker, thicker, and longer. And a razor cut would be pretty bad too (especially in that area). |
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| cocksucker |
Is this supposed tot be funny? Maybe you can post this shit on a Pete Townshend board. He might be interested in this kind of vulgar nonsense. |
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| Mr. D |
I find it pretty funny that a guy with the username "cocksucker" is complaining about vulgarity. I don't see why there can't be a little toilet humour on a message board. Who knows-maybe Mick and Keith would get a laugh out of this "shaved sack" thread  |
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| cocksucker |
well there is a Stones number called Cocksucker Blues but I don't know a Stones song called Why I Shaved My Sac. Must definitely be a Who song written by that bold children porn lover. |
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| Mr. D |
I love how a conversation about a guy shaving his sack turns into yet ANOTHER 'Townshend loves kiddie porn" thread. Let the great guitarist be, the mans been cleared. So, according to Cocksucker, since theres a song called "cockucker Blues", cocksucking is open discussion on the board, but bald manhood is not, since a song has not yet been written about it. |
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| nankerphelge |
That's right -- if I Shave My Sac was a B-side, we can talk about it!!
Otherwise, talk to Pete!!
So says Cocksucker!!
That's fucking rich!
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| sirmoonie |
Congratulations Joseph. I know you've worked long and hard for this day. May it shine like a ripe August melon.
And don't let that cocksucker Cocksucker rain on your parade. He wishes he had the balls to shave his balls! |
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| corgi37 |
welcome to the world of porn cocks! I've been shaving for about 4 years. It's a freedom thing. As Yoda would say "so smooth my balls be, yes". I also suggest using hair remover on your ass. Do not shave that area. Its too hard to get the razor to those hard to get at bits, and you dont want to risk a nicked ass hole. To compliment my smoothness, i got my then bitch, now Mrs. Bitch, to shave her smoo. |
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| steel driving hammer |
You shaved em' again my brother?
When the ball sac is loose and stretchable, it's almost impossible to shave.
It's best when your just about finishing taking a shower then finish with about 10 seconds of cold water aiming at your balls to get your sac thick and leatherlike. In other words, make it shrink. THEN you can easily use a razor even going against the grain w/ out worry of nicks and cuts.
How about those hard to get hairs like on the crack of your ass? |
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| cocksucker |
Totally uninteresting. I thought this was a Stones board and not a puberal shelter for idiots who think they are funny but in fact are boring and full of shit (literally). |
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| steel driving hammer |
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cocksucker wrote:
Totally uninteresting. I thought this was a Stones board and not a puberal shelter for idiots who think they are funny but in fact are boring and full of shit (literally).
Yet this is the only thread you post in!
Here's to ya! http://www.pubicshave.com/spectipforma.html |
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| Joey |
" I don't see why there can't be a little toilet humour on a message board. Who knows-maybe Mick and Keith would get a laugh out of this "shaved sack" thread . "
Mr. D , I would like to nuzzle you .
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| LadyJane |
Okay...let me be the first female to chime in on this topic.
Cocksucker...your name suits you very well. This is a Stones board and because it is such those that frequent this place have become friends. The comraderie around here is awesome. Shame you can't be a part of it!! (Cough)
So if this thread bothers you.....DON'T READ IT.
Congratulations Joey!!  May your newly found freedom bring you much happiness. LOL
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| telecaster |
I am not sure if cocksucker even knows who The Rolling Stones are. He only post on political anti-US threads and sac-shaving threads. Strange dude
Joey your new handle is "Kojak"
Who loves ya baby |
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| steel driving hammer |
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telecaster wrote:
Joey your new handle is "Kojak"
Who loves ya baby
LOL, Kojack down lowjak!
Hey I couldn't agree more w/ your 'Pork Salad Annie'!
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| cocksucker |
The Rolling Stones? No, doesn't ring a bell. Telecaster who are they? |
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| Joey |
Bless you all my Stonesian Brothers and Sisters for the fine support on this most prodigious of topics .
I am seriously thinking of opening up my own " Sac Shaving House "
Y.O.H.O.S. ( Ye O' House of Sacs ) A quait little " Sac/Cookie Shop " in downtown Chicago right across the street from the " Harry Carey's Place " on Kedzie .
Developing .......................
I just need some investors and this baby can franchise out nationwide ( Do I dare say WORLDWIDE ????????? )
" Any takers Ronnie ????????? "
Shaving ................................
Hacky ! |
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| shakedhandswithkeith |
hey joey,
welcome in the club!!!!! |
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| F505 |
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| telecaster |
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The Rolling Stones? No, doesn't ring a bell. Telecaster who are they?
They were a fore-runner of the "Boy Bands".
Didn't last very long, passing fad
Bad front man, terrible songwriting skills and were horrible live
You aren't missing a thing |
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| telecaster |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Bless you all my Stonesian Brothers and Sisters for the fine support on this most prodigious of topics .
I am seriously thinking of opening up my own " Sac Shaving House "
Y.O.H.O.S. ( Ye O' House of Sacs ) A quait little " Sac/Cookie Shop " in downtown Chicago right across the street from the " Harry Carey's Place " on Kedzie .
Developing .......................
I just need some investors and this baby can franchise out nationwide ( Do I dare say WORLDWIDE ????????? )
" Any takers Ronnie ????????? "
Shaving ................................
Hacky !
Joey can I be your agent in negotiations for an endorsement deal for the Gillette "Mach 3"????? |
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| Joey |
" Joey can I be your agent in negotiations for an endorsement deal for the Gillette "Mach 3"????? "
Tele .................of course .
Ah , what is your percentage of the gross ?????
Developing .....................
Hacky ! |
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| cocksucker |
Cocksucker...your name suits you very well.
LadyJane...your name doesn't suit you very well. Better change it in backstreet girl. You are certainly no lady |
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| sirmoonie |
Kojak used to pull a lollipop out of his mouth and bop people over the head with it. When I was a kid, I thought it was one of the funniest things I had ever seen.
Poor C-Sucker, when he was a kid, he never got to watch Kojak bop people on the head with a lollipop. Thats why he's the way he is today. |
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| cocksucker |
Sirmoonie that name doesn't suit you. You're certainly no sir. Your ultra right wing talk is not forgotten! I asume you're pleased with the sad developments in Hamburg. |
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| nankerphelge |
Picking on ladies now CS!!??
You have no balls, that's why you are so bothered by this thread! |
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| cocksucker |
Ladies? Read my answer before you call certain persons ladies mister! |
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| gypsy |
Joey, congrats on your smooth sac! But the re-growth can be a real pain. Might I recommend "Bumpstoppers?" It is made for black men who are prone to ingrown hairs.
CS, you shouldn't pick on LadyJane. We women on RO have a pretty tight bond.
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