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May 17th, 2004 09:49 PM
sirmoonie
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
ok...

Lectures on musical taste by someone with a "Who" picture in their sig ? LMFAO!!!

Won't get fooled again

p.s. i saw mr. daltrey on tv laaaaaaate the other night in an infomercial hawking classic rock cd collections - WHAT A LEGACY !!


Are you suggesting that you don't like The Who? Because I'll tell you fucking flat out, Bloozehound, that there is more than one secret list I'm in the process of compiling.
May 17th, 2004 10:03 PM
Bloozehound
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:

Are you suggesting that you don't like The Who?



Because I'll tell you fucking flat out, Bloozehound,



that there is more than one secret list I'm in the process of compiling.






May 18th, 2004 02:04 AM
Sir Stonesalot Ahhh, he ain't no big deal moonie.

Just another dumbfuck caucasian.

Dude ain't never seen a typo either. Guess he missed the part later in my post where my fingers were working...although I did spell it as Goucho. My bad...I didn't know how to properly spell a Steely Dan record that I despise.

Oh wait...that's a good thing.

Philadelphia Eagles = Cool!!
Hotel California Eagles = Anti-Cool!!
May 18th, 2004 02:21 AM
stonedinaustralia i'm not sure of the title but if there's one tune that should have been drowned at birth it's that "jeremiah was a bullfrog" tune by, i think, three dog night...that's it!! "Joy to the World"...a fine sentiment no doubt...but by god an atrocious tune with perhaps the worst couplet in the history of popular music:

"Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea (WTF??)

Joy to you and me"
May 18th, 2004 04:42 AM
caro Are you against fish?
May 18th, 2004 11:47 AM
Sir Stonesalot Funny enough SIA...Three Dog Night(some greatest hits thing) was another of my Dad's punishment albums.

Joy To The World isn't near as bad as some of their other shit. Simply awful.
May 18th, 2004 11:51 AM
Bloozehound
quote:
Sir Serious wrote:
Ahhh, he ain't no big deal moonie.

Just another dumbfuck caucasian.




Seriously, tell us how you really feel


[Edited by Bloozehound]
May 18th, 2004 11:51 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Are you an Eagles fan, Motesie?



Well let's put it this way, if I were I wouldn't admit here on this board, for fear of incurring the wrath of "certain posters". But I almost saw them live once. They played here in Maine or New Hampshire somewhere back in 75-76? It was an outdoor concert but what happened was I fell asleep before they showed up and when I woke up the Eagles were gone and everyone was leaving. I think I drank too much that day.
May 18th, 2004 11:52 AM
jb
quote:
stonedinaustralia wrote:
i'm not sure of the title but if there's one tune that should have been drowned at birth it's that "jeremiah was a bullfrog" tune by, i think, three dog night...that's it!! "Joy to the World"...a fine sentiment no doubt...but by god an atrocious tune with perhaps the worst couplet in the history of popular music:

"Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea (WTF??)

Joy to you and me"



TITLE: William's Doll
Lyrics and Chords


[From Free to Be You and Me]

[Adapted from the book "William's Doll" copyright 1972 by Charlotte Zolotow.
By permission of Harper & Row. Performed by Alan Alda and Marlo Thomas]

When my friend William was five years old
He wanted a doll, to hug and hold
"A doll," said William,"is what I need
To wash and clean, and dress and feed

/ G - D - / D7 - G - / :

"A Doll to give a bottle to
And put to bed when day is through
And any time my doll gets ill
I'll take good care of it," said my friend Bill

/ C D G / / Am Am7 Em / C - Am - Cm7 - - - /

A doll, a doll, William wants a doll
Don't be a sissy said his best friend Ed
Why should a boy want to play with a doll
Dolls are for girls said his cousin Fred
Don't be a jerk, said his older brother
"I know what to do," said his father to his mother

/ Cm7 - - - / Bm7 - - - / : / C - C7 - / D - D7 - /

So his father bought him a basketball
A badminton set, and that's not all
A bag of marbles, a baseball glove
And all the things a boy would love

And Bill was good at every game
Enjoyed them all, but all the same
When Billy's father praised his skill
"Can I please have a doll now," said my friend Bill

... / C - Am - D - - - /

A doll, a doll, William wants a doll
A doll, a doll, William wants a doll

/ Bm7 - - - / Am - Am7 D7 /

Then William's grandma arrived one day
And wanted to know what he liked to play
And Bill said, "Baseball's my favorite game
I like to play, but all the same

"I'd give my bat and ball and glove
To have a doll that I could love"
"How very wise," his grandma said
Said Bill, "but everyone says this instead"

... / C - Am - E - - - /

A doll, a doll, William wants a doll
A doll, a doll, William wants a doll

/ C#m7 - - - / Bm7 - D E /

So William's grandma, as I've been told
Bought William a doll, to hug and hold
And William's father began to frown
But grandma smiled, and calmed him down

/ A - E - / E7 - A - / :

Explaining, William wants a doll
So when he has a baby someday
He'll know how to dress it, put diapers on double
And gently caress it to bring up a bubble
And care for his baby as every good father
Should learn to do

/ D E D A / D E Bsus4 B / Bm Bm/maj7 / Bm7 E7 /
/ F#m F#m/maj7 / Fm7 B7 /

William has a doll, William has a doll
'Cause someday he is gonna be a father, too

/ AA6 A AA6 A / D - D7 E7 A - /
May 18th, 2004 12:01 PM
Joey " Dude ain't never seen a typo either. Guess he missed the part later in my post where my fingers were working...although I did spell it as Goucho. My bad...I didn't know how to properly spell a Steely Dan record that I despise. "

GAUCHO ( A song about two homosexuals ) :

" Just when I say
"Boy we can't miss
You are golden"
Then you do this
You say this guy is so cool
Snapping his fingers like a fool
One more expensive kiss-off
Who do you think I am
Lord I know you're a special friend
But you don't seem to understand
We got heavy rollers
I think you should know
Try again tomorrow

Can't you see they're laughing at me
Get rid off him
I don't care what you do at home
Would you care to explain

Who is the gaucho amigo
Why is he standing
In your spangled leather poncho
And your elevator shoes
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome

What I tell you
Back down the line
I'll scratch your back
You can scratch mine
No he can't sleep on the floor
What do you think I'm yelling for
I'll drop him near the freeway
Doesn't he have a home

Lord I know you're a special friend
But you refuse to understand
You're a nasty schoolboy
With no place to go
Try again tomorrow

Don't tell me he'll wait in the car
Look at you
Holding hands with the man from Rio
Would you care to explain

Who is the gaucho amigo
Why is he standing
In your spangled leather poncho
With the studs that match your eyes
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome "


May 18th, 2004 12:04 PM
Joey " Yes, Corgi, the Eagles are the Hezbollah of rock and roll and I've heard they all piss sitting down. I've been secretly compiling a list of posters that I suspect have links to the Eagles in their Favorites folder. When the time is appropriate, perhaps when the next Stones tour is announced, I will release that list publicly. You will be shocked at some of the handles that are on it. "


Moonie ..............You make Joey laugh like Hell !
May 18th, 2004 12:08 PM
jb Moonie hates the eagles as much as I hate the Beatles ...I think he even hates them more than Sharon?
May 18th, 2004 12:15 PM
Gazza I hate Bon Jovi even more than you hate The Beatles, Josh
May 18th, 2004 12:21 PM
Joey
quote:
Gazza wrote:
I hate Bon Jovi even more than you hate The Beatles, Josh



Bon Jovi is the WORST band ever to appear on this orb.

Gazza , did you get decent seats for the upcoming WHO gigs in Birmingham NIA and at Cardiff International Arena ?!?!?!

Please ..................I's gots to's knows as it looks like there wil be only the four U.S. performances and then it is back to the Priory for the Petey .

Developing .......................

Jacky !
May 18th, 2004 12:22 PM
Bloozehound moonie is making a list and checking it twice

May 18th, 2004 12:44 PM
Ten Thousand Motels Hate is a pretty strong word. Psychaiatrist's tell us that the object of one's hate (provided it is true hate) usually is a reflection of something inside ourselves that actually connects emotionally to said object.
May 18th, 2004 12:46 PM
egon i mentioned this one before:

yellow submarine
May 18th, 2004 12:46 PM
Bloozehound
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Hate is a pretty strong word. Psychaiatrist's tell us that the object of one's hate (provided it is true hate) usually is a reflection of something inside ourselves that actually connects emotionally to said object.



yup

sad but true TTM

May 18th, 2004 12:54 PM
sirmoonie I hate the Eagles for their freedom.
May 18th, 2004 12:56 PM
Bloozehound
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
I hate the Eagles for their freedom.



LOL

at least we're making progress
May 18th, 2004 01:25 PM
LadyJane Good God...I'm stuck listening to Classic Rock again in the office...In the last hour..Blocks of The Eagles, The Beatles, REO Speedwagon, and Styx. Now..it's Freebird.

I feel sick!

LJ.
May 18th, 2004 02:11 PM
Joey
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Hate is a pretty strong word. Psychaiatrist's tell us that the object of one's hate (provided it is true hate) usually is a reflection of something inside ourselves that actually connects emotionally to said object.




You raise an interesting point TTM ....

...it has been said that the opposite of love is " indifference " .

Discuss .....................................


...it has also been said that most individuals have to go straight to the bathroom within thirty minutes after finishing their last bite of lunch .

Developing ..........................literally

*************** END TRANSMISSION *********************

Jercee !
May 18th, 2004 03:35 PM
Prodigal Son Three Dog Night? Now there's a crappy band. WTF is with singing children's songs while not massacreing the great compositions of people like Otis Redding ("Try a Little Tenderness") Harry Nilsson ("One") and Randy Newman ("Mama Told Me Not to Come")? Well, they still don't annoy me as much as the Eagles. Is there any album/song more overrated than "Hotel California." And how could an 11 song greatest hits sell 30 million copies. Proof that 30 million people CAN be wrong.
May 18th, 2004 08:36 PM
glencar Mama Told Me Not To Come is a great song & was used to great effect in the noted John Sayles rip-off called "The Big Chill."
May 19th, 2004 03:07 PM
Gazza >Gazza , did you get decent seats for the upcoming WHO gigs in Birmingham NIA and at Cardiff International Arena ?!?!?!
Please ..................I's gots to's knows as it looks like there wil be only the four U.S. performances and then it is back to the Priory for the Petey .

Hey Joey, I'm goin' to see the 'Oo in Birmingham on 7th June. Seats I got were Ok, nothing brilliant but as with the London shows in march they decided to put them onsale with no advance notice. Might try and get upgrades when I'm there, however.

Happy birthday Pete!
May 19th, 2004 03:38 PM
Joey
quote:
Gazza wrote:
>Gazza , did you get decent seats for the upcoming WHO gigs in Birmingham NIA and at Cardiff International Arena ?!?!?!
Please ..................I's gots to's knows as it looks like there wil be only the four U.S. performances and then it is back to the Priory for the Petey .

Hey Joey, I'm goin' to see the 'Oo in Birmingham on 7th June. Seats I got were Ok, nothing brilliant but as with the London shows in march they decided to put them onsale with no advance notice. Might try and get upgrades when I'm there, however.

Happy birthday Pete!





Gazza ..................You have an E - Mail !

Joey !
May 19th, 2004 11:17 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
Joey wrote:

You raise an interesting point TTM ....

Developing ..........................literally




That's what she said.

May 21st, 2004 11:05 PM
Trey Krimsin There was one song I can think of that should have been on that list. Anyone remember "Convoy" by C.W. McCall? I first heard it about ten years ago and I almost coughed up a lung.

I think Paul Kantner said it best when he said " 'We Built This City...'. Yeah, right. Fuck you." That song may not be the worst, but it is definitely one of them.

Also, I feel that damned Celine Dion song should have been higher on the list. When you feel severe shooting pains while listening to a song, you know it sucks.
May 22nd, 2004 06:23 AM
egon lady in red
May 22nd, 2004 04:44 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
egon wrote:
lady in red



Yeah, that song is like running chalk up and down a blackboard....real sappy.
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