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| gypsy |
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sirmoonie wrote:
Now quick, all of you smoldering geeks put your hands on your shoulders, clap your elbows together, and say "Arp! Arp!"
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| Joey |
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Saint Sway wrote:
Joey & TomL?
I am MADLY in love with Tara Conner
MADLY !
Joey Conner ! ™
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| Nellcote |
Is this anything like Beer Can Up The Butt Chicken? |
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| pdog |
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Nellcote wrote:
Is this anything like Beer Can Up The Butt Chicken?
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| fireontheplatter |
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pdog wrote:
i'm not sure if i want the smirnoff or the ass.....
lord help me now. |
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| sirmoonie |
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pdog wrote:
Justice delayed is justice denied. |
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| pdog |
The internet and digital cameras and what not, were created so she could take this picture and let us all enjoy it!
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| Highwire Rob |
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gimmekeef wrote:
Sunday May 13th
LA Times Views
Officials in Orange County have confirmed that hotel heiress Paris Hilton will recieve no special treatment when incarcerated.She has been ordered to report with no earrings and short cropped hair so that each ear will be accessible for matrons to peer in and conduct the mandatory cavity search.
So anytime she enters/re-enters the prison as inmate it will be "Spread your cheeks." Do you think she's bright enough to know which ones?
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| Saint Sway |
members of Van Halen display the results of their cavity search with Paris
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| pdog |
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Saint Sway wrote:
members of Van Halen display the results of their cavity search with Paris
Girls....
I really want Girls....
I lke the way that walk...
fuck it! Girls...
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| s-way |
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Saint Sway wrote:
members of Van Halen display the results of their cavity search with Paris
Baby you just spread your wings - and youre gonna get the fingering of your life.
Dont be foolish. |
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| gimmekeef |
pdog...Arent some of those girls underage?..Or was that you sniffin their bike seats?? |
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| pdog |
quote:
gimmekeef wrote:
pdog...Arent some of those girls underage?..Or was that you sniffin their bike seats??
i have no idea of the age, these are taken from photobucket... I have noticed, some girls who look 15 have tattoos and have pics of them driving and in clubs. And some of the older looking girls I've seen, will have pics of them in High School. In the case of the high school girls, I don't continue in the photo album... I do try to have some class when it comes to this... I'm merely a fan of girls taking sexy pics of themselves. I think it is awesome, that what started this little obsession....
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| fireontheplatter |
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gimmekeef wrote:
pdog...Arent some of those girls underage?..Or was that you sniffin their bike seats??
the older pdog gets...the younger the girls get. you ain't seen nothing yet. |
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| pdog |
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fireontheplatter wrote:
the older pdog gets...the younger the girls get. you ain't seen nothing yet.
Aren't you really speaking for yourself?
older women rock!
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| fireontheplatter |
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pdog wrote:
Aren't you really speaking for yourself?
older women rock!
yeah i give up...i ain't gonna tell you what the preacher man in boulder tought me.
carry on............... |
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| TomL |
Wow Highwirerob, Paris got some big lips.
Pdog, keep em coming. A Nice Pair. |
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| EELPIE |
sign the petition to jail Paris Hilton
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/jailparishilton/ |
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| Joey |
quote:
EELPIE wrote:
sign the petition to jail Paris Hilton
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/jailparishilton/
" For as long as she has been in the public spotlight, Paris Hilton has knowingly and willingly broken the law, and her actions have gotten more and more brazen over the last few years. Her actions indicate that she feels the law doesn't apply to her as she has repeatedly flaunted the law in full view of witnesses, often paparazzi and camera crews.
A few of the many examples:
In June of 2006, she knowingly backed into a parked car and then sped away, in full view of the paparazzi. This is a misdemeanor punishable by up to 6 months in jail. Paris was never charged.
In September of 2006 she was arrested for driving under the influence and driving with a blood-alcohol level of .08 or higher. In January, Hilton pleaded no contest to those charges and was sentenced to 36 months probation, her drivers license was suspended and she was ordered to enroll in an alcohol education program within 21 days. She never enrolled in the program and she was photographed driving her Bentley convertible just two days later.
Just one month later (on February 27), she was pulled over by Los Angeles County Sheriffs deputies at 10:30 at night for driving 70 miles per hour, without her headlights on, down Sunset Boulevard, which is a 35 miles per hour zone.
In March 2007, the Los Angeles City's Attorney's Office filed a motion citing Hilton for violating the terms of her DUI probation, asking for 45 days in jail, even though the law allowed Paris to be sentenced to 90 days in jail. Hilton violated at least three conditions of her probation; driving at 70 mph without her headlights on in a 35 mph zone, driving with a suspended license, and failing to enroll in the court-ordered alcohol education program.
This petition asks Governor Schwarzenegger to ignore other petitions asking for clemency and show the people of California that no one is above the law. This petition asks that Governor Schwarzenegger do everything in his power to ensure that Paris Hilton serve her full 45 day sentence. "
يهين
FREE PARIS everyone ......................
.....my heart just aches .
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| mojoman |
who's got the paris pee pee armbands to wear? |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
mojoman wrote:
who's got the paris pee pee armbands to wear?
according to Paris' website she is urging her fans not to wear the arm bands because they are completely out of season with the new spring fashion lines.
in leiu of wristbands, she suggests punching a hole in one of your daddy's extra black Amex cards and wearing it around your neck by a string of Japanese akoya pearls.
she also strongly suggests shaving "Free Paris" in your pubic patch and flashing your bush outside of night clubs |
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| monkey_man |
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pdog wrote:
i have no idea of the age, these are taken from photobucket... I have noticed, some girls who look 15 have tattoos and have pics of them driving and in clubs. And some of the older looking girls I've seen, will have pics of them in High School. In the case of the high school girls, I don't continue in the photo album... I do try to have some class when it comes to this... I'm merely a fan of girls taking sexy pics of themselves. I think it is awesome, that what started this little obsession....
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| pdog |
This girl has potential to be an internet legend....
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| pdog |
I'm a big fan of self taken photography... It's an art...
Art...
Art is I SAY!
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| TomL |
Joey please post the WORLDS MOST BEST PEE PEE. I tried to stray but ....hence, I can never leave the best PEE PEE.
I bet her anus is about ripe right now. I gotta go, I just have break downs when I talk about her privates. |
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| pdog |
For TomL
black and white.....
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| Bloozehound |
Personally I can't wait for those wicked bulldykes in the hoosegow to get their hands on her and pulverize that pee pee into pulp, it's going to be like pee-pee tartar once they're done with her
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| Joey |
My Poor Lil' Lamb ........................
My heart continues to ..........................
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.....................that's right ! -- " ACHE " !!!!
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| pdog |
quote:
Joey wrote:
My Poor Lil' Lamb ........................
My heart continues to ..........................
[Retarded by Joey]
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