Then I'm nuts too... Some of what the guy says I agree with 100%
23rd May 2007 06:02 PM
monkey_man
quote:pdog wrote:
Then I'm nuts too... Some of what the guy says I agree with 100%
I was referring to the rest of the jokers NOT Ron Paul.
23rd May 2007 06:02 PM
Joey
Maxy ?!
23rd May 2007 06:03 PM
Saint Sway
which one of Dan's "rock" bands is this a picture of?
quote:monkey_man wrote:
23rd May 2007 06:03 PM
Joey
quote:monkey_man wrote:
I was referring to the rest of the jokers NOT Ron Paul.
Riffy ?!
23rd May 2007 06:04 PM
pdog
quote:monkey_man wrote:
I was referring to the rest of the jokers NOT Ron Paul.
That was one of the craziest debates ever... Not one mention of anything outside of terror basically, and no one actually had any idea what to do about it....
23rd May 2007 06:05 PM
monkey_man
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
which one of Dan's "rock" bands is this a picture of?
This is his sound engineer. . .
23rd May 2007 06:05 PM
Joey
Maxy ?!
Fiji ?!
23rd May 2007 06:08 PM
monkey_man
quote:pdog wrote:
That was one of the craziest debates ever... Not one mention of anything outside of terror basically, and no one actually had any idea what to do about it....
Your job is to be afraid. . . . very afraid. If you create solutions you are giving aid and comfort to the enemy. . .GOT IT?
23rd May 2007 06:28 PM
pdog
quote:monkey_man wrote:
Your job is to be afraid. . . . very afraid. If you create solutions you are giving aid and comfort to the enemy. . .GOT IT?
Have faith in Jesus...
23rd May 2007 06:32 PM
monkey_man
quote:pdog wrote:
Have faith in Jesus...
Amen.
[Edited by monkey_man]
23rd May 2007 07:30 PM
pdog
funny how a lotus couch thread goes all political...
Someone told me I was funny. Funny how? like I'm a clown? like I'm here to amuse you? how the fuck am I funny?
I got issues!!!
23rd May 2007 08:23 PM
gimmekeef
Where is the acid so I can even begin to comprehend this lunacy......Imagine if a normal person stumbled upon this?
23rd May 2007 08:34 PM
pdog
quote:gimmekeef wrote:
Where is the acid so I can even begin to comprehend this lunacy......Imagine if a normal person stumbled upon this?
Can you define normal?
24th May 2007 04:10 AM
The jinn, my friend.
quote:gimmekeef wrote:
Where is the acid so I can even begin to comprehend this lunacy......Imagine if a normal person stumbled upon this?
a freaking men. Try explaining it even if your not normal.
Just to keep the theme.
24th May 2007 10:36 AM
Joey
Here Sparky ...........................
Here Boy !!!!
Developing .............................
24th May 2007 11:08 AM
Joey
************* THE SPARKY CHRONICLES **********************
.. Episode # 37 --- HornDog Sparky ..
**** THE SCENE ******
Sparky : ******* Our Sparky -- having broken lose from his chain at the MaxLugar
household -- is happily trotting down the sidewalk on his way to Joey's home --- a large
grin on his face . All of a sudden , out of friggin nowhere , stands the Lugar ( right in
front of our beloved Sparky -- blocking his path ) .
Maxy : " Here boy , Come on back home to your ' master ' ( notice small ' m ' ) !!!! "
Sparky : **** Sparky , visibly saddened , turns and tries to slink away from
the Lugar ( . sort of like the Nixon Dogs did to ol' Milhouse in the early 1970's ) *******
Maxy : " Come On Boy --- time to Pray "
Sparky : ***** Sparky begins to frown . grrrrrrrrrrrrrr ******
Maxy : " Dear Lord , please help my beloved Republican Party to somehow
find a path out of Iraq . Things have gone horribly wrong over there and those
people - like the great Ronald Reagan used to say - are friggin " Crazy " .
Sparky : **** Sparky begins to growl and grits his teeth -- a disheartened
look comes over his snout as Lugar continues his peroration ****
Maxy : " Oh Lord , I know if Sparky and myself pray hard enough , you
will lead the American Troops out of that disaster without a "
Sparky : *** Sparky lunges at the Maxlugar and bites off his right ear -- the screams
are INCREDIBLE . Sparky goes outside in the backyard , with severed ear in mouth ,
and begins to uncover his secret burial place of captured Lugar body parts ( consisting
of the following : fingers , toes , nose , right testicle , and entire left forearm )
Sparky deposits the ear amongst the detritis and sneaks out of the MaxLugar Compound .
********** CUT TO SCENE ***********
Sparky : ***** Sparky now walks over to the Joey's house and knocks
on the door . Joey answers and Sparky begins to lick young Joey all over
the face *****
Joey : " Good Boy .. Good Boy " Hey Lil' buddy , wanna have some fun today ?! "
Sparky : " WHOOF !!! "
Joey : *** Joey leads Sparky to a kennel in his backyard . The kennel is full of
dogs that are ' guests ' of Joey's secretaries whenever the young women go on vacation for an extended period of time . Joey opens the gate and allows
Sparky to enter .. " Have fun boy " .. " WHOOF !!! "
Sparky : ***** Sparky humps all day and night ******
** The secretaries still can not understand why their female animals become
pregnant after staying at Joey's kennel ** .
Sparky : ***** Winks at camera with a mischevious grin on his face *****
.Fade to Black ..
" WHOOF !!!! "
...
[cc:ss]
[Edited by Joey]
24th May 2007 12:17 PM
Rodney_King
joey!
the sparky posts are gay and annoying.
get a new schtick.
24th May 2007 12:21 PM
Joey
quote:Rodney_King wrote:
joey!
the sparky posts are gay and annoying.
get a new schtick.
W- W- What ?!
" Joey's ' Sparky Chronicles ' has re-invented the Posting Genre' " ( Aubrey Haines , Postin' World Magazine )
24th May 2007 12:58 PM
Maxlugar
quote:Rodney_King wrote:
joey!
the sparky posts are gay and annoying.
get a new schtick.
You don't scroll past them? I've read statistics that say 87% of message board users Scroll down fast whenever they see that faig walking leaf.
The other 13% are retarded.
Word.
24th May 2007 01:10 PM
monkey_man
"I didn't mean to cross the laws. . ."
[Edited by monkey_man]
24th May 2007 02:01 PM
Joey
quote:Maxlugar wrote:
You don't scroll past them? I've read statistics that say 87% of message board users Scroll down fast whenever they see that faig walking leaf.
The other 13% are retarded.
Word.
I just do not understand why some individuals INSIST on using their keyboards as instruments of HATE .
Why ?!
WHY ?!
" The Joey only loves , Ronnie ! "
'kins , Est. 1999
24th May 2007 02:26 PM
Maxlugar
quote:Joey wrote:
There's no reason to stay in Iraq! If we leave now, you know give up, Al Qaeda will be our friends! Besides, Al Qaeda isn't evn in Iraq! I love them!
24th May 2007 03:24 PM
pdog
quote:Maxlugar wrote:
The iron is bullshit.. Everyone knows electricity is hit and miss in Iraq and non existent in Afghanistan.
25th May 2007 02:37 PM
Joey
" ' The Sparky Chronicles ' is pure genius --- surely
everyone now agrees that The Joey has set new standards in the realm of Posting " ( Doris Clay , Editor - in - Chief : Postin' Weekly )
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