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21st May 2007 06:02 PM
glencar You're just jealous. Not as jealous as we are of the "Great Omahahahaha Summit" (!) but nevertheless, a jealous lil minx you are!
21st May 2007 06:09 PM
Joey
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:

This one's not over yet






21st May 2007 06:11 PM
glencar It is for Pelosi...
21st May 2007 07:07 PM
pdog
quote:
Joey wrote:


I enjoy long walks alone and being spoon fed sperm from jizzmopper!






Here Joey... Enjoy some girls....

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21st May 2007 08:08 PM
Fiji Joe
quote:
glencar wrote:
You're just jealous. Not as jealous as we are of the "Great Omahahahaha Summit" (!) but nevertheless, a jealous lil minx you are!



Joey is but a minion of the OBC...has been for as long as I've been here...and I will continue to fight the fight of the common man...until there are no more emoticons or stolen posts left...

Citizen Fiji



22nd May 2007 10:17 AM
Joey " Joey is but a minion of the OBC...has been for as long as I've been here...and I will continue to fight the fight of the common man...until there are no more emoticons or stolen posts left... "

< ----- Oh , .... Oh , Lil' Fiji !!!


Little , ...... Lil' Fiji ........








22nd May 2007 12:07 PM
Joey ***************** THE SPARKY CHRONICLES ****************

.... The MaxLugar's Bedroom : Scene Number # 32 ........ :


Maxy : " Pray with me Sparky ……. We need to get on our knees once
again and ask God to get us out of this Iraqi Quagmire "

Sparky : **** Sparky rolls his eyes backwards and SIGHS in sheer
exasperation and frustration at the futility of Lugar's request *****

Maxy : " Oh, dear Lord -- my beloved Republican Party is heading
straight down the crapper thanks to the horrific decision to send
American Troops into Iraq without any plan to get the frig out …..."

Sparky : ***** Sparky puts his paws over his ears in order to drown
out the vapid sappiness emanating from the MaxLugar --- AGAIN ! ****

Maxy : " Oh God --- I pray that somehow we find a way to win
over there in the Middle East without re-instituting the national draft
and sending close to five million men / women ( ... in the flower
of their youth ) to clean that place up city by city ….
… block by block …. street by street ….. house by house .........

Sparky : **** Sparky sneaks off and walks into the kitchen pantry ,
grabs the largest frying pan he can find / fit into his mouth , comes back into the room
to a now ' still intently ' praying - away Maxy ( ... eyes closed tight ) and " THWACKS " the Lugar over the
Skull with the pan --- Maxy passes out whilst Sparky steals his wallet and
goes on a shopping spree at Pet Smart ……a broad grin on his face … ( fade to white ) ....................
*** " WHOOF ! " ******






....
[cc:ss]



[Edited by Joey]
22nd May 2007 01:04 PM
Starbuck joey

newsflash: the sparky bit was funny once, maybe twice. the 123rd time...not so funny.

you definitely need a makeover.
22nd May 2007 01:31 PM
Maxlugar
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
joey

newsflash: the sparky bit was funny once,




Right. It was funny when I first did it.
Like most re-runs, it never was quite the same.

23rd May 2007 12:00 PM
Joey
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:


Right. It was funny when I first did it.
Like most re-runs, it never was quite the same.





No , back then it was simply ' cute ' .

Now -- thanks to me -- it is absolutely ' brilliant ' .. and not just funny , but FRIGGIN Funny !!!!

Sparky : " WHOOF ! "


Joey : " Good Boy Sparky !!!! "
23rd May 2007 12:35 PM
Maxlugar
quote:
Joey wrote:


No , back then it was simply ' cute ' .

Now -- thanks to me -- it is absolutely ' brilliant ' .. and not just funny , but FRIGGIN Funny !!!!

Sparky : " WHOOF ! "


Joey : " Good Boy Sparky !!!! "




You gave it gay. I refuse to read any Sparky material again. Which is hard in a "linear" message board such as Rocks Off. One needs to scroll past them. Your posts have now become "Scrollers".

Scrolly!

Sparky!!

Maxy!!!!



[Edited by Maxlugar]
23rd May 2007 12:42 PM
Joey
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:



I refuse to read an ( sic ) Sparky material again. Which is hard in a "linear" message board such as Rocks Off. One needs to scroll past them. Your posts have now become "Scrollers".





YOU MAKE JOEY CRY LIKE BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!


Why ?!


Why must you make young Joey cry so violently ?!

WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?!



" ....and then , Depression set in Ronnie ! "


Joe Sea Scroll !









.
[cc:ss]
[Edited by Joey]
23rd May 2007 12:48 PM
Maxlugar
quote:
Joey wrote:

"an ( sic ) "




I don't get it?

What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! SNARKY!!! HA! Maxilicious!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! SNARKY!!! HA! Maxilicious!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! SNARKY!!! HA! Maxilicious!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! SNARKY!!! HA! Maxilicious!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! SNARKY!!! HA! Maxilicious!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! SNARKY!!! HA! Maxilicious!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! SNARKY!!! HA! Maxilicious!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! SNARKY!!! HA! Maxilicious!!! SCROLLY!!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! SNARKY!!! HA! Maxilicious!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! SNARKY!!! HA! Maxilicious!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! SNARKY!!! HA! Maxilicious!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! SNARKY!!! HA! Maxilicious!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! SNARKY!!! HA! Maxilicious!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! SNARKY!!! HA! Maxilicious!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! SNARKY!!! HA! Maxilicious!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! What???? What does this mean???? Maxy! Tee to the Hee!!! Huh? Que??!?!? Why???? Why!!!! Hee HAW!!! SNARKY!!! HA! Maxilicious!!! SCROLLY!!!!


Your owner,

Macky!


23rd May 2007 12:55 PM
Joey

" WHOOF !!!! "


Developing ....................
23rd May 2007 01:13 PM
Maxlugar
quote:
Joey wrote:


" WHOOF !!!! "


Developing ....................




Good boy. Roll over.

Owned.

23rd May 2007 01:26 PM
Joey *********** THE SPARKY CHRONICLES ***************


** .. Scene Number # 41 { Visions of Love } .. **



Joey : " Come here Sparky !!! " ..... " Come here Boy !!! "

Sparky : " WHOOF !!! " ..... **** Sparky runs to the Joey and begins to lick his face **** " WHOOF ! " !!!

Joey : " Hey boy , let's pray together !!! "

Sparky : " WHOOF !!! " *** Sparky has a happy expression on his face and can not wait to kneel down and close his eyes whilst listening and hanging onto young Joey's every word ****


Joey : " Dear Lord , Thank You So Much for the Democratic Congress and the pending DEM capturing of the White House in just eighteen short months -- Soon there will be Head Shops in EVERY strip mall , abortion clinics on every street corner and RU486 Dispensaries next to each ATM Machine . "


Sparky : " WHOOF " ... " YES !!! " ..... " WHOOF ! "
*** SPARKY WAGS HIS TAIL BACK & FORTH ***

Joey : " Now Sparky ; Please , remind me -- just before I kick her out the door in the mornings -- don't allow me to forget to make sure the young Lady takes her ' Tic Tac ' .... "


Sparky ! : "WHOOF" **** Sparky wags his tale and smiles at the Joey ! *******

{ ...fade to white -- like an angel ..... }





**** " WHOOF ! " ******













.............
[cc:ss]








[Edited by Joey]
23rd May 2007 01:30 PM
Maxlugar Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

23rd May 2007 01:33 PM
Joey
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....





Please Maxy ..... do not
hate me just because I have talent .


Remember my son , today's Sparky Chronicles are all about one theme : LOVE !


Joeykins ! ™
23rd May 2007 01:42 PM
Maxlugar
quote:
Joey wrote:



Remember my son , today's Sparky Chronicles are all about one theme : LOVE !


Joeykins ! ™




If your goal was to post gay...then mission accomplished.
23rd May 2007 02:42 PM
Joey
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:



If your goal was to post gay...then mission accomplished.





I just do not understand --- so much hatred --- when all the Joeykins does ....... is love .

" He only loves Ronnie ! "

Kins ! ™
23rd May 2007 02:55 PM
Maxlugar
quote:
Joey wrote:

I just do not understand --- so much hatred --- when all the Joeykins does ....... is love .

" He only loves Ronnie ! "




Your interest in me and my old posts/phrases is disturbing.

It is unhealthy for you and creepy.

Please take it to The Backchannel.
23rd May 2007 02:59 PM
monkey_man Maxy, what gives with the couch? Is it on it's last legs?
23rd May 2007 03:06 PM
Maxlugar
quote:
monkey_man wrote:
Maxy, what gives with the couch? Is it on it's last legs?



I'm signed up with a new host. I should have it transfered over there this weekend.
23rd May 2007 03:14 PM
Joey
quote:
monkey_man wrote:
Maxy, what gives with the couch? Is it on it's last legs?




Frig Yeah ...........................

www.MaxLugar.com is the " Dirty Work " of message boards .


{ CA - FRIGGIN - RACK } !!!!


Off the Facade Ronnie !


JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ. FLY !
23rd May 2007 03:15 PM
Joey
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:


Please take it Backchannel.





I have told you a thousand times :


I am NOT gay !


Joey Cuzzo !
23rd May 2007 05:07 PM
Joey

M- Maxy ?!



23rd May 2007 05:21 PM
pdog
quote:
Joey wrote:



I have told you a thousand times :


I am NOT gay !


Joey Cuzzo !




You suck cock for dust!

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23rd May 2007 05:23 PM
Joey

pdoggy ?!


Nanky ?!



23rd May 2007 05:45 PM
pdog
23rd May 2007 05:49 PM
monkey_man
quote:
pdog wrote:




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