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Topic: McMcartney & Wife Separate (nsc) Return to archive Page: 1 2 3 4
17th May 2006 10:07 PM
Gimme Shelter http://www.compromat.ru/main/ne_rossiya/image/heathermills1.jpg

http://moment.ref.megaloman.sk/2000-17/pics/mills7.jpg
17th May 2006 10:23 PM
steel wls Sean, I hope you're right. I thought the same thing. However I read an article saying she may walk with close to 300 million. That is a travesty.
18th May 2006 03:09 AM
UGot2Rollme you mean she may HOP with close to 300 M.

Hopalong Heather, all the way to the bank... just be careful of the land mines along the way...

Great to know that Paul's doing bong hits again! (maybe his music will improve)

Let's keep this thread alive!
18th May 2006 03:11 AM
MrPleasant Poor Paul. Not even Yoko can comfort him now.
18th May 2006 07:16 AM
SweetVirginia


This divorce could cost him an arm AND a leg.
18th May 2006 10:29 AM
Bruno
quote:
SweetVirginia wrote:



This divorce could cost him an arm AND a leg.



Hhahahaha hilarious
18th May 2006 10:50 AM
Ten Thousand Motels Damn...another marriage on the rocks.
Why? I'll bet Macca can't get it up anymore.
18th May 2006 10:54 AM
Gazza looks like the answer to his 'will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64' question appears to be a resounding 'no', then......
18th May 2006 10:55 AM
voodoopug
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Damn...another marriage on the rocks.
Why? I'll bet Macca can't get it up anymore.



my vendor relationship with Viagra would be enhanced if Macca decided to use the little blue pill
18th May 2006 10:57 AM
gimmekeef
quote:
voodoopug wrote:


my vendor relationship with Viagra would be enhanced if Macca decided to use the little blue pill



Yes imagine the possibilities with a big dick like Macca on board as spokesdick.....
18th May 2006 12:25 PM
SweetVirginia
quote:
gimmekeef wrote:


Yes imagine the possibilities with a big dick like Macca on board as spokesdick.....



Maybe Macca had better become a Viagra spokesman before Heather does (see recent Viagra endorsement contract of Jerry Hall.)


18th May 2006 05:17 PM
Joey
quote:
lotsajizz wrote:


........happily married for what will be 17 years this August








Jizzy .....................................

Happily Married means you have many girlfriends on the side . Well done my Brother !

Jacky

18th May 2006 05:19 PM
voodoopug
quote:
gimmekeef wrote:


Yes imagine the possibilities with a big dick like Macca on board as spokesdick.....



thats a home run in my book.
18th May 2006 05:22 PM
pdog He'll always be a stumpfucker to me!
18th May 2006 06:48 PM
glencar His kids are probably thrilled...
18th May 2006 11:04 PM
corgi37 Stella McCartney was right!!!!

Heather can now have a leg for every occasion.

But the scary thing is - McCartney is now on the prowl! He'll get out his best cardigan or fave multi colored woolly jumper, and he and Bill can go to the retirement homes and pick up! What a duo they'd make? Bill could even tell McCartney that he had the original idea for Sgt. Pepper and that Mick and Keith tried to drown him too!

Just for fun, if i was Mick, i'd fix up Heather and boast about it. He could say: "She's so flexible. She can get her leg behind her ears".

Or, he could say "I love Heather. I have a foot fetish. I used to have a feet fetish, but now its just a foot fetish.

hahhahahahahaha.

P.S. I truly am a prick. Sorry.

P.P.S. No i'm not.
18th May 2006 11:05 PM
pdog I stil lthink she'd be hot with no legs. I got a thing for that, a fetish of sorts!
19th May 2006 12:54 AM
glencar pdog, you should go back to your first dancer. Too Many Cooks, ya know?
19th May 2006 04:40 AM
UGot2Rollme quotes extracted from article posted on canoe.ja.ca, with my comments in BOLD:

On Wednesday afternoon, McCartney posted a message on his personal website, saying he was very upset over suggestions that Mills McCartney had married him for his money.

BUT IT'S QUITE COMMON FOR 38 YEAR OLD MODELS TO FALL HEAD OVER HEEL FOR 60 YEAR OLDS, RIGHT?

"It's been suggested that she married me for the money and there is not an ounce of truth in this," he said in the post.

NOW THAT HEATHER'S GONE, PAUL HAS SCORED AN OUNCE OF WEED AND HE CAN'T HELP BUT PEPPER HIS CONVERSATION WITH REFERENCES TO IT

"She is a very generous person who spends most of her time trying to help others in greater need than herself. All the work she does is unpaid, so these stories are ridiculous and completely unfounded.

UH, PAUL, DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT SHE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO THIS "UNPAID" WORK IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOUR HUGE MONEY WAD?

I'm very sad to see that some insensitive people would choose a moment like this to spread these vicious rumours."

BUT, IT'S SO MUCH FUN, PAUL! C'MON, HAVE A LAUGH!

In 2002, Heather Mills told Vanity Fair that McCartney didn't force her to sign a prenuptial agreement before their huge wedding - despite tabloid reports to the contrary. Mills said she offered to sign an agreement, but that McCartney - who was worth more than $1 billion US at the time - wouldn't allow it. "I wanted to prove that I love him for him," she was quoted by the magazine as saying. "He said, 'I wouldn't let you."'

UH, WHAT WAS HE SMOKING??? (we know the answer to that one..)




19th May 2006 07:43 AM
Zeeta What argues and has three legs?

YOU GUESSED IT!!!

19th May 2006 07:50 AM
Ten Thousand Motels She made Macca give up weed??????
That's unconstitutional.
19th May 2006 09:23 AM
UGot2Rollme
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
She made Macca give up weed??????
That's unconstitutional.



Yes she did and yes it is. Telling him what color to dye his hair or whether or not to have facial work done is one thing, but messing with his ganja is entirely different.

I bet you he is soooo stoned right now...
19th May 2006 10:47 AM
Ten Thousand Motels MILLS McCARTNEY HEALTH FEARS

HEATHER MILLS MCCARTNEY is so devastated by her separation from husband SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY, she has suffered a major health relapse. The former model, 38, had an operation last month (APR06) after a metal plate in her pelvis, used to help secure her false leg, slipped out of place. And the break-up of her marriage to the former BEATLE has taken a serious toll on her recovery - she is spending most of her time in a wheelchair and in "floods of tears".

A pal tells British newspaper the Daily Mirror, "We're very worried about her. She's at a very low ebb both emotionally and physically. "She is unable to walk and is in a wheelchair. She is in so much pain. She's in a very low place. "When you're an amputee, and in particular when you've had a revision amputation, you can be on crutches for a few days and then have to go back to a wheelchair depending on how the day goes. "She's now spending most of her time in a wheelchair so draw your own conclusions. "She's been in floods of tears and is also having problems sleeping but her friends are rallying round."

The couple confirmed their split on Wednesday (17MAY06), citing "media intrusion" as the cause of their marital troubles. They met in 1999 - a year after MCCartney's first wife LINDA died from breast cancer (17APR98) - at a charity function organised by Mills, who has been an avid campaigner for anti-landmine charities after losing her leg in a motorbike accident in 1993.
19/05/2006 14:03

19th May 2006 12:07 PM
Dan She may be a lover but she aint no dancer.
19th May 2006 12:30 PM
glencar These 2 will get back together. The writing's on the wall.
19th May 2006 05:54 PM
gotdablouse
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
The last straw for Paul:

When she let Larry King spread her leg on national television.





Ouch, but still NICE RACK ! Anyone got pics ? Macca must like a good rack, re: Linda...

Off of RAM : My dog he got three legs, my dog he can't run...the 3 other beatles thought it was about them, maybe just premonition !

Sad stuff at the end of the day, but he should have known better, that bitch is crazy, telling Larry she had a miserable life after marrying the best known man in the world, that terrible argument days before their wedding in Florida when he threw her engagement ring out of the window and now that Bon Jovi thing, what a tramp, he's only got himself to blame ! On the plus side, maybe song material for the next LP, "Hopper Skelter" ?
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19th May 2006 05:55 PM
MrPleasant "McMcartney"

Who's that???
19th May 2006 05:56 PM
PeerQueer Paul is such a queen...
19th May 2006 05:57 PM
pdog He's on the McValue Menu with the Dbl. Cheeseburger.
19th May 2006 06:01 PM
MrPleasant Would my recent turn into full blown hardcore alcoholism relate, in any manner, with my current MACCATHON?? It's so easy to get wasted with his perfect compositions as background.
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