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chris girard |
I'm really bored at work today, it is an exceptionally bad day so I decided to to do something productive.
Ever notice that in a strip club, some songs are in heavy rotation? There seems to be about 100 standard tunes that accompany female adult entertainers while they disrobe.
There are songs that I imagine would make horrible backdrops for striptease performances. Imagine going into a strip joint, and seeing some naked girl swing around the pole for:
Bread - It Doesn't Matter to Me. Really, anything by Bread.
Rush - Tom Sawyer
Styx - Mister Roboto
Suzanne Vega - Luka
Blue Oyster Cult - Godzilla
Pat Benatar - Sex as a Weapon
Ted Nugent - Fred Bear
Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue. Hell, anything by Johnny Cash.
Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party
Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
John Denver - Rocky Mountain High
Janis Ian's - Seventeen
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Black Sabbath - Iron Man
... and finally ...
Lynyrd Skynyrd - That Smell
Any other candidates?
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sirmoonie |
Hotel California by the Eagles. |
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Joey |
There are songs that I imagine would make horrible backdrops for striptease performances. Imagine going into a strip joint, and seeing some naked girl swing around the pole for:
ABRAHAM , MARTIN and STEELIE :
Has anybody here seen my old friend Abraham?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
You know, I just looked around and he's gone.
Anybody here seen my old friend John?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked around and he's gone.
Anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked 'round and he's gone.
Didn't you love the things that they stood for?
Didn't they try to find some good for you and me?
And we'll be free
Some day soon, and it's a-gonna be one day ...
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walk up over the hill,
With Abraham, Martin and Steelie ...................
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caro |
Don't know why -- I thought of Tracy Chapman right away. I would feel really stupid stripping (or watching someone else stripping) to, say, "Fast Car". (And I hasten to add that I love the shit out of some of her songs.) |
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Lazy Bones |
Fat Bottomed Girls |
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M.O.W.A.T. |
America - A Horse With No Name
Capt. & Tenille - Muskrat Love
Barry Manilow - Copacabana
Partridge Family - C'mon Get Happy
Bay City Rollers - Saturday Night
Frank & Moon Unit Zappa - Valley Girl |
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Child of the Moon |
quote: sirmoonie wrote:
Hotel California by the Eagles.
I want to nuzzle you, moonie!!! |
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gypsy |
OMG! Lazy Bones, the first time I went to the strip bar that my sister's then-boyfriend owned, there was a beautiful girl w/ a big butt dancing to that song. I thought it was funny...y'know, that she could laugh at herself. She was very pretty...just had a big butt...no cellulite...just large. |
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Lazy Bones |
quote: gypsy wrote:
OMG! Lazy Bones, the first time I went to the strip bar that my sister's then-boyfriend owned, there was a beautiful girl w/ a big butt dancing to that song. I thought it was funny...y'know, that she could laugh at herself. She was very pretty...just had a big butt...no cellulite...just large.
Large and in-charge. Good Lord almighty!
Even better, I made you say OMG! Hang on, SS is calling...
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egon |
never been to a strip joint, but i guess yellow submarine will pretty much kill any atmosphere... |
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Jumacfly |
Europe the final countdown
Elton john candle in the wind
Stones where the boyz go... |
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Joey |
" She was very pretty...just had a big butt...no cellulite...just large. "
What's wrong with that ?!?!?!
I like a Big Butt !
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