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Topic: NSC-Completely inappropriate songs for striptease Return to archive
May 18th, 2004 03:33 PM
chris girard I'm really bored at work today, it is an exceptionally bad day so I decided to to do something productive.
Ever notice that in a strip club, some songs are in heavy rotation? There seems to be about 100 standard tunes that accompany female adult entertainers while they disrobe.
There are songs that I imagine would make horrible backdrops for striptease performances. Imagine going into a strip joint, and seeing some naked girl swing around the pole for:

Bread - It Doesn't Matter to Me. Really, anything by Bread.

Rush - Tom Sawyer

Styx - Mister Roboto

Suzanne Vega - Luka

Blue Oyster Cult - Godzilla

Pat Benatar - Sex as a Weapon

Ted Nugent - Fred Bear

Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue. Hell, anything by Johnny Cash.

Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party

Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song

John Denver - Rocky Mountain High

Janis Ian's - Seventeen


Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Black Sabbath - Iron Man

... and finally ...

Lynyrd Skynyrd - That Smell

Any other candidates?
May 18th, 2004 03:47 PM
sirmoonie Hotel California by the Eagles.
May 18th, 2004 03:49 PM
Joey There are songs that I imagine would make horrible backdrops for striptease performances. Imagine going into a strip joint, and seeing some naked girl swing around the pole for:

ABRAHAM , MARTIN and STEELIE :

Has anybody here seen my old friend Abraham?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
You know, I just looked around and he's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend John?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked around and he's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked 'round and he's gone.

Didn't you love the things that they stood for?
Didn't they try to find some good for you and me?
And we'll be free
Some day soon, and it's a-gonna be one day ...

Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walk up over the hill,
With Abraham, Martin and Steelie ...................

May 18th, 2004 03:53 PM
caro Don't know why -- I thought of Tracy Chapman right away. I would feel really stupid stripping (or watching someone else stripping) to, say, "Fast Car". (And I hasten to add that I love the shit out of some of her songs.)
May 18th, 2004 04:13 PM
Lazy Bones Fat Bottomed Girls
May 18th, 2004 04:30 PM
M.O.W.A.T. America - A Horse With No Name
Capt. & Tenille - Muskrat Love
Barry Manilow - Copacabana
Partridge Family - C'mon Get Happy
Bay City Rollers - Saturday Night
Frank & Moon Unit Zappa - Valley Girl
May 18th, 2004 06:19 PM
Child of the Moon
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Hotel California by the Eagles.


I want to nuzzle you, moonie!!!
May 18th, 2004 08:36 PM
gypsy OMG! Lazy Bones, the first time I went to the strip bar that my sister's then-boyfriend owned, there was a beautiful girl w/ a big butt dancing to that song. I thought it was funny...y'know, that she could laugh at herself. She was very pretty...just had a big butt...no cellulite...just large.
May 18th, 2004 10:18 PM
Lazy Bones
quote:
gypsy wrote:
OMG! Lazy Bones, the first time I went to the strip bar that my sister's then-boyfriend owned, there was a beautiful girl w/ a big butt dancing to that song. I thought it was funny...y'know, that she could laugh at herself. She was very pretty...just had a big butt...no cellulite...just large.



Large and in-charge. Good Lord almighty!

Even better, I made you say OMG! Hang on, SS is calling...

May 19th, 2004 05:46 AM
egon never been to a strip joint, but i guess yellow submarine will pretty much kill any atmosphere...
May 19th, 2004 08:15 AM
Jumacfly Europe the final countdown
Elton john candle in the wind
Stones where the boyz go...
May 19th, 2004 09:26 AM
Joey " She was very pretty...just had a big butt...no cellulite...just large. "

What's wrong with that ?!?!?!


I like a Big Butt !