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May 7th, 2004 03:23 PM
Sir Stonesalot It's not a few of us Moonie...it's just Joey.

And yes JB, you are becoming irrelevant. By your own hand.

Remember the story of the boy who cried wolf puss, or something like that?
May 7th, 2004 03:25 PM
jb
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
It's not a few of us Moonie...it's just Joey.

And yes JB, you are becoming irrelevant. By your own hand.

Remember the story of the boy who cried wolf puss, or something like that?


I gave you the link for the Bowie story...doesn't that count for something? http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/8610399.htm?1c


[Edited by jb]
May 7th, 2004 03:25 PM
Ben Gurion
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:


Like all decent, freedom loving, Stones posters, I am shocked and deeply disturbed by these recent posts of C10 members actually giggling while hired monkeys urinate on the words of a fellow human poster.

I would like to apologize to all posters at Rocks Off for the actions of a few C10 members under my command.





I think you should resign from the C10.



May 7th, 2004 03:40 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
Ben Gurion wrote:
I think you should resign from the C10.



I'd like to resign from the human race. But that's not possible. Sir Moonie can't resign from C-10.....it's impossible as well. You are what you are. The dice don't lie.
May 7th, 2004 03:56 PM
Joey
quote:
Ben Gurion wrote:
I only read Joey and JB's posts.

All else are truly irrelevant.





Lamby .............I would like to nuzzle you .

**** BACK TO WORK ****
May 7th, 2004 04:02 PM
Bloozehound As any observant rocks off reader has noticed the most relevant thing in the second half od this thread was my question of the century (well maybe last century).

Traci Lords now or then ?
May 7th, 2004 04:08 PM
Sleazy Hugh
quote:
Ben Gurion wrote:




I think you should resign from the C10.








D-d-d-didn't you used to b-b-b-be a sheep?

Your new makeover is q-q-q-quite erotic.

May 7th, 2004 04:28 PM
Joey
quote:
Sleazy Hugh wrote:



D-d-d-didn't you used to b-b-b-be a sheep?

Your new makeover is q-q-q-quite erotic.





D- D- D- D- Damn you are sooooooooo S- S- S- S- Sleazy !!!!
May 7th, 2004 04:56 PM
Ben Gurion Get up
get up
get up

get on up
stay on the scene

get on up
like a Sex Machine.
Get on up
get up
Shake your arm
then use your form.
Stay on the scene like a Sex Machine.
You gotta have the feeling
sure as you're born.
Get it together
right on
right on

get up
get up
get up.

I said the feeling you got to get

give me the fever in a cold sweat.

The way I like it is the way it is.
I got mine and don't worry about his.


Part II

Get up
get up...

You got to have the feeling get on up

sure as born get on up.
Get it together right on
right on

right on
right on
right on
right on

right on
right on
right on
right on

right on
right on.

Get up
get on up
get up
get on up

and then shake your money maker.
Shake your money maker
shake your money maker

shake your money maker
shake your money maker

shake your money maker
shake your money maker

.....
May 7th, 2004 05:02 PM
Sleazy Hugh T-t-t-too d-d-d-drunk to d-d-d-duck!

May 7th, 2004 05:22 PM
Joey Artie :

" Laughing on the bus
Playing games with the faces ;
She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy
I said "Be careful his bowtie is really a camera"....................

( Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo )

Paul :

"Toss me a cigarette, I think there's one in my raincoat"
"We smoked the last one an hour ago" ;
So I looked at the scenery, she read her magazine
And the moon rose over an open field .............

Paul and Artie ( Taking the High Notes ) Together :

"Kathy, I'm lost," I said, though I knew she was sleeping
I'm empty and aching and I don't know why ;
Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
They've all gone to look for America
All gone to look for America
All gone to look for America......................


( thunderous applause + standing ovation + tears of joy running down everyone's faces )

Joey Garfunkel

......................................................
[Edited by Joey]
May 7th, 2004 05:34 PM
Ben Gurion
quote:
Sleazy Hugh wrote:
T-t-t-too d-d-d-drunk to d-d-d-duck!






I have a little dreidel
I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready
Then dreidel I shall play.


Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made it out of clay,
And when it's dry and ready
Then dreidel I shall play.


It has a lovely body,
With legs so short and thin,
And when my dreidel's tired
It drops and then I win.


Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made it out of clay,
And when it's dry and ready
Then dreidel I shall play.


My dreidel's always playful,
It loves to dance and spin
A happy game of dreidel
Come play, now let's begin.


Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made it out of clay,
And when it's dry and ready
Then dreidel I shall play.





May 7th, 2004 05:36 PM
Joey

Lambies ..................................


Wanna see Simon and Garfunkel next month ?!?!?!
May 7th, 2004 05:38 PM
Ben Gurion
quote:
Joey wrote:


Lambies ..................................


Wanna see Simon and Garfunkel next month ?!?!?!



Are they REALLY back together? Do you get to see Paul make Art his bitch? If it's so - then hell yes!


May 7th, 2004 05:40 PM
Joey
quote:
Ben Gurion wrote:


Are they REALLY back together? Do you get to see Paul make Art his bitch? If it's so - then hell yes!






Other Way around Lambies ..........................


Other Way Around !

Gayfunkel ?!?!
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