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Drunken 'Pilot' Is Plane Stupid
Fox News
Friday, March 05, 2004
Louis Paul Kadlecek celebrated his 21st birthday in style.
On the fourth day of a serious bout of drinking, the unemployed tree-cutter broke into more than a dozen hangars at a Texas airport, stole two planes and ended up flying one into a power line, police told the Houston Chronicle.
The incident began early Sunday when Kadlecek, who'd been partying since his birthday Wednesday, stumbled into the Brazoria County Airport (search), where he'd performed community service as part of a sentence for a previous arrest.
He started up one plane and took it for a spin around the tarmac before deciding it would be too tough to fly, Brazoria County Chief Deputy Sheriff Charles Wagner told the newspaper.
Kadlecek apparently then set his sights lower, picking out a single-engine Cessna (search). He loaded it up with a case of stolen beer, threw the operator's manual open onto the seat beside him, and set off.
Out on the runway, Kadlecek told the police, he figured he'd "go for it," revved up the engine, and took off.
About a mile into his journey, he flew right into a set of high-voltage power lines. The propeller tore through the lowest one, which was carrying over 100,000 volts, knocking out electricity for two nearby towns.
"He said he saw a bright flash of light," Wagner said, adding that Kadlecek punctuated the moment with a hearty "Oh, [expletive]!"
The Cessna plunged 100 feet and crashed into a muddy field adjoining a local prison. Kadlecek got out, crossed a highway and walked three miles home.
Unfortunately for him, several people saw the crash. One man called 911, figured the pilot was dead and went on to his golf game. Others gave police a sketch of the mystery man.
When a law officer came to give Kadlecek a ride to appear in a police lineup Tuesday morning, the newly-minted 21-year-old had his toothbrush ready.
"I've been around long enough to know that he was expecting to be in jail," county investigator Richard Foreman said. He said Kadlecek hung his head and said, "I did it."
When asked where he'd been heading in the Cessna, Kadlecek replied, "I don't know, Mexico, maybe."
Kadlecek, who has an arrest record for burglary and various driving offenses, was charged with felony theft. He faces two to 20 years in prison.
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| nankerphelge |
Yabba
Dabba
Do!!! |
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| telecaster |
I don't even know you people anymore
You let this thread go to the second page
I am not sure if I like freeloading here anymore with a bunch of prudes |
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| nankerphelge |
Yeah I noticed it was page 2 last night.
But I was too drunk to post!
Newcastles soon....
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| jb |
Ninea abs shae monkee? |
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| telecaster |
jb where has joey been?
What kind of rum do you go with in the Strawberry Daiquiris? |
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| jb |
Joey has taken the morning off. I like Barcardi 151 with my daiquiris. |
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| Joey |
" Joey has taken the morning off. I like Barcardi 151 with my daiquiris. "
Here I Is !!!!!
Been in a Friggin Training Session all morning ................have to go back at 1:00 PM CDT .
Friggin Bummer --- Can't Post and I HATE it !!!!!
I's needs me Stonesian Kins -- badly !!!!
W- W- W- W- W- What ?!?!?! Oh , sure :
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
www.HackWriters.com
J- J- J- J- Je- Jer- Jerc- Jersee !
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| March 10th, 2004 04:58 PM |
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| LadyJane |
This is slipping again....what a shame.
I, for one, will be consuming lots of Vodka when I get the Hell out of the office.
I shall drink to all my RO friends in hope that they all have a great evening!!! 
LJ. |
| March 10th, 2004 05:01 PM |
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| March 11th, 2004 12:32 AM |
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| Bloozehound |
turned on a boot
lit up a stoogie & sacked a pack of youngs oatmeal stouts.
tasty stuff 
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| March 11th, 2004 08:19 PM |
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| LadyJane |
Ahh...some nice Vodka and Cranberry..Yummy.
Now if I could figure out how to smoke this wallpaper.....
LJ.
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| March 11th, 2004 08:22 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
Put a pretty good whoopin' on a bottle of red wine!
Still workin it too! |
| March 11th, 2004 08:29 PM |
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| Some Guy |
Michelob lite. |
| March 11th, 2004 08:34 PM |
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| LadyJane |
Drinking, smoking and posting...Is there anything better to do on a cold March night??
BESIDES...preparing for a Stones show??
LJ. |
| March 12th, 2004 11:38 AM |
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| telecaster |
I would just like everyone to know that tele is MASSIVELY
hung over and the quality of my posts will not be "up to par" today
Why can I feel my heartbeat in my eyeballs? |
| March 12th, 2004 11:45 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
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Why can I feel my heartbeat in my eyeballs?
That's not a symptom of too much booze.....normally that's associated with excessive matsturbation. That's why they go blind.
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| March 12th, 2004 12:27 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Sorry just kidding telecaster. I wouldn't worry too much about masturbation causing blindness, thats an old wives tale. I turn 51 here in a couple of weeks and I still got 20/20 vision. |
| March 12th, 2004 12:29 PM |
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| Joey |
" I would just like everyone to know that tele is MASSIVELY
hung over and the quality of my posts will not be "up to par" today "
Cattlemen's Club for Lunch ?!?!?!
What say ya ?!?!?! Two-ish ?!?!?!
Developing ...................................
Drinking ......................................
" Bourbon and Branch Ronnie ! "
Jercee Joe Wolcott !!!!
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| March 12th, 2004 12:29 PM |
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quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Sorry just kidding telecaster. I wouldn't worry too much about masturbation causing blindness, thats an old wives tale. I turn 51 here in a couple of weeks and I still got 20/20 vision.
I needed a seeing eye dog by the time I turned 20
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| March 12th, 2004 12:32 PM |
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quote:
Joey wrote:
" I would just like everyone to know that tele is MASSIVELY
hung over and the quality of my posts will not be "up to par" today "
Cattlemen's Club for Lunch ?!?!?!
What say ya ?!?!?! Two-ish ?!?!?!
Developing ...................................
Drinking ......................................
" Bourbon and Branch Ronnie ! "
Jercee Joe Wolcott !!!!
Ye Haw! I am back in the saddle baby!
Let's ride 'em hard and put 'em away wet!
joey have you noticed a definite "chill" in the air with our gypsy? Outside of the impending restraining order she is getting there hasn't been much communication with her lately |
| March 12th, 2004 12:36 PM |
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| Joey |
" joey have you noticed a definite "chill" in the air with our gypsy? Outside of the impending restraining order she is getting there hasn't been much communication with her lately "
Gypsy has made the transition .
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| March 12th, 2004 12:43 PM |
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| gypsy |
I'm still here...just haven't been on the computer much now that the weather is nicer.
Is nanky still an alcoholic?
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| March 12th, 2004 12:47 PM |
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| Joey |
" I'm still here...just haven't been on the computer much now that the weather is nicer.
Is nanky still an alcoholic? "
Gypsy ?!?!
GYPSY ?!?!?!?!
Is that really you my Stonesian Princess ?!?!?!?!
Where have you been ?!?! How are the " Ball-ates " going ?!?!?! Man , one thing about you , woman , you sure as Hell knew how to write a post and you were ALWAYS Minty Fresh !!!!
Welcome Home My Princess !!!!
You Go Girl !!!!!!!!!
Stuttering J- J- J- J- J- Jack Jacky !
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| March 12th, 2004 12:47 PM |
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quote:
gypsy wrote:
I'm still here...just haven't been on the computer much now that the weather is nicer.
Is nanky still an alcoholic?
gypsy you single handidly made my MASSIVE hang over disappear
Is nanky still an alcoholic? Does a frog have a water tight ass?
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| March 12th, 2004 12:51 PM |
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| gypsy |
Thanks Joey and Tele!
Ballates is going great...just did it yesterday.
Is Mrs. Maxy pregnant with a boy child yet? |
| March 12th, 2004 12:55 PM |
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| Joey |
" Is Mrs. Maxy pregnant with a boy child yet? "
We all are hoping and praying for a SON this time !!!! Belive Me !!!!!!
How about you ?!?!?! Preggos Yet ?!?!?!?!
Developing ...................................
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
D. J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !
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| March 12th, 2004 01:00 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
telecaster wrote:
I needed a seeing eye dog by the time I turned 20
Well, it's better than paying child support. I read a report in the paper today that the teen pregnancy sex rate in the US is actually going down. Abstinence is catch ing on. These young kids are not stupid. No one in their right mind wants to become a slave of the goverment for 20 years....which is what happens. |
| March 12th, 2004 01:06 PM |
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" Abstinence is catch ing on. These young kids are not stupid. No one in their right mind wants to become a slave of the goverment for 20 years....which is what happens. "
WTF ?!?!?!
My Sweet Ass !!!! It's called safe , better and effective Birth Control : shots , patches , " morning after pill " , and abortion ( especially the intrinsic beauty of the partial birth abortion procedure -- simply gorgeous ! ) .
When your country has a 10.5 Trillion National Debt figure like the U.S. , it's probably not a good idea to be raising too many kiddies -- poor things !!!!! Let them pay for it all cause your young Joey sure as Hell ain't -- THAT I can promise you .
" Stones Rule You Bastards !!! "
D. J. Jazzy Joe !!!! |
| March 12th, 2004 01:08 PM |
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| LadyJane |
Nice to see you gypsy!!
I was getting worried. Warm weather?? Warm weather?? I'm looking out the office window at S-N-O-W!!!
LJ. |
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