| February 29th, 2004 05:06 AM |
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| Cant Catch Me |
Nanker, you have "organs??" Since I only have one, an "organ," I've got to ask, when you're unable to leave them alone, can you play them in stereo?
Care for speedballs, anyone? |
| February 29th, 2004 08:48 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
That's when I let it slip.
At first, I thought of editing the post.
God!
I had admitted that I had multiple organs!
Then I thought -- "hell, no one's gonna notice that"
A typo
A quick lil post with big fat fingers!
Fortunately, the damage was minor.
CCM onlt mentioned stereo!
No sign that he even suspected a third organ!
So I didn't post anything in reply.
Let it pass as a joke.
nankerphelge diary entry,
2/29/04
P.S. -- have computer checked, some diary entries have shown up in odd locations.
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| Joey |
" Care for speedballs, anyone? "
Hey , I ain't no Phil Lynott !!!!!!
Jersey !
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Hey , I ain't no Phil Lynott !!!!!!
Hell yeah! "Tin" Phil! Whacked!
"Whiskey in the piss jar, Ronnie!" |
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| Joey |
I ain't no " Steve Strange " or any of those other " Club for Heroes " Ass Wipes EITHER !
Word !
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
Snarky ! |
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| nankerphelge |
Heineken for lunch today!
Betcha thought I was gonna say Newcastles, huh!?
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| Joey |
" Heineken for lunch today! "
Nanky ......................I fear you are rapidly turning into another Keith Moon ( circa ' 77 )
Developing ................................
Shiver .....................................
" Heminevrin Anyone Ronnie ?!?!?! "
Spanky !
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| nankerphelge |
If god didn't want us to drink, he would not have invented marriage!! |
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| Joey |
" If god didn't want us to drink, he would not have invented marriage!! "
There is DEFINITELY a " May Pang " in your future Nanky .
Please .......................wear condoms !
Developing ........................literally !
Shiver .........................................
Spanky !
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| sirmoonie |
Its an ugly world out there.
Somebody has got to handle the drinkin'. |
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| Joey |
" Somebody has got to handle the drinkin'. "
www.KeithMoon.com
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| sirmoonie |
Did you know that Phil Lynott used to party backstage with Moon whenever the Who played Ireland? FACT!
YEAH! |
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| Joey |
" Did you know that Phil Lynott used to party backstage with Moon whenever the Who played Ireland? FACT! "
Phil also used to give " Speedballs " to " THE PETEY " and this was the result :
http://www.rockpalastarchiv.de/bild/bild/who09.jpg
Shiver ........................................
Jazzy !
http://www.rockpalastarchiv.de/bild/bild8.html
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| sirmoonie |
Phil and The Petey were partners in the quest, Joey. They used to go U-bashing down Soho way. It was there, late one summer night, that they "tore the rigging off of god's starboard mast."
Now THAT is chilling! |
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| Joey |
" They used to go U-bashing down Soho way. It was there, late one summer night, that they "tore the rigging off of god's starboard mast."
You make Young Joe Boy scared !!!!!!!!!
Jazzy !
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| egon |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Heineken for lunch today!
Betcha thought I was gonna say Newcastles, huh!?
you have made the transition! |
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| nankerphelge |
Actually, the transition was thrust upon me! I was stuck at home Monday with a sick kid and all we had in the house was Heineken!
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| Joey |
" and all we had in the house was Heineken! "
In a pinch , THAT will do ................
Snarky !
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| nankerphelge |
Alright -- me and my hangover are heading out to lunch a bit early. I'm on the fence about a Newcastles -- I'll report back later... |
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| Factory Girl |
Nanky, you need lager today.
Newcastle is too "full-bodied" in your fragile state. |
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| Joey |
" Newcastle is too "full-bodied" in your fragile state. "
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| nankerphelge |
Okay -- I've begun to sweat again!
That's a good sign! |
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| Joey |
" Okay -- I've begun to sweat again!
That's a good sign! "
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| nankerphelge |
Not a cold sweat -- no projectiles in sight!
Just regular ol' "I'm no longer dehydrated" sweat!
I was like Carnation brand Instant Nanky about 5:00 am.
I drank two large glasses of water when I got up, a cup of black coffee, more water before the drive to work, a soda at work, Newcastles.
All liquids in
No liquids out
Until the sweat!
Haven't felt like that since 12 years ago when I dehydrated after some bad food.
Every liquid in my body simply left -- even blood!!
Went to the hospital.
All the veins were collapsed -- had trouble getting an IV.
They weren't sure that it was food poisoning -- so they peformed highly invasive stomach/upper GI stuff
Jammed a big old snake down my gut!
The "Lovelace" they called it!
Funny buncha doctors huh!
I remember they gave me this sedative.
Made everything seem like slow motion.
Then I woke up in the recovery room with lotsa concerned people around.
Seems I got a bit violent during the procedure.
I vaguely recall grabbing at least one person.
The doctor later told me that it was normal for non-Howe grads to gag.
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| Joey |
" The doctor later told me that it was normal for non-Howe grads to gag. "
{ CA - RACK }
Home Run Nanky !
Your tale makes Joey shiver .
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| Factory Girl |
Nanky, must go 9:30 club. |
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| Joey |
You too Katie ?!?!?!?! |
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| egon |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Actually, the transition was thrust upon me! I was stuck at home Monday with a sick kid and all we had in the house was Heineken!
trust me, you are in the proces of making the transition.
soon you will wear clogs, decorate the house with tullips, ask for weed at starbucks coffeshop, eat cheese and stick your finger up a dyke (ANY dyke...) |
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| LadyJane |
I love this thread!! This, along with the Superblow thread, should be permanent stickies!! 
Mick-a-holics and Alcoholics!!
LJ. |
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| egon |
i love this thread too.
well, the TOPIC of the thread that is |
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