| February 24th, 2004 04:21 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
Shit ain't right, I'm tellin' ya!
For the love of God, it's the man's stomach?
The second most important organ in the body after the collective naughty parts!
You don't just cut out your stomach because your jaw can't stop eating!
Vasectomies too!
Get the fuck outta town....
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| February 24th, 2004 04:23 PM |
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| Joey |
Nanky ........................
I see a drunk " May Pang " in your future .
Developing .................................
Shiver .....................................
Kid Joe ! |
| February 24th, 2004 08:33 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
Hula-canned in the Hono airport. Two JDs, three mongo-sized Sam Adams.
Flight delayed.
Need more drinkage. For the hellward flight to come.
"Stick a howlie mahola in my ear, channel some pocololo this way, and let me pump the squid, you fucking manahoonie, Ronnie!" |
| February 24th, 2004 09:15 PM |
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| gypsy |
I miss you, sirmoonie. Come to mommy. |
| February 24th, 2004 09:29 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I miss you, sirmoonie. Come to mommy.
Hey, that actually made me feel good.
Thanks, Gypsy. |
| February 24th, 2004 10:02 PM |
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| MarioMendoza |
Bein a good Catholic, no more beer for some time. |
| February 25th, 2004 05:01 PM |
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| Joey |
" Hula-canned in the Hono airport. Two JDs, three mongo-sized Sam Adams.
Flight delayed.
Need more drinkage. For the hellward flight to come. "
Really ?!?!?! Now THAT brings back memories ( I was in Waikiki during March of 2000 for seven solid days ) . If memory serves me right , one has to walk ( no tram ) a great distance from the gate to where you pick up your luggage -- Yet , the path is all open air as Warm Misty Breezes waft in from the Ocean !!!!!!!!!!! Gorgeous !!!!
Er , is the " Oceanwave " nightclub still there ? I almost went back to Honolulu to see " Steely Dan " last fall Moonie . Word !
Developing .................................
" Five Straight Hours in the Plane from L.A. to Honolulu Ronnie ! "
Jazzy !
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| February 25th, 2004 05:14 PM |
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| Some Guy |
Some Moosehead this evening.
[Edited by Some Guy] |
| February 26th, 2004 07:00 AM |
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| egon |
I'll tell you this;
It's Thursday.... and pretty soon it's Thursday night!
That's all I'm saying for now. |
| February 26th, 2004 07:07 PM |
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| Bloozehound |
I've got a 6'r of Pilsner Urquels cryin' to to get pissed out |
| February 27th, 2004 10:51 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
Well it is again Fryday!
And it is sunny and warm here in DC again!
And it has been very quiet today!
SO...........
I'm thinking of drinking!!
And a word of caution this Fryday -- if you are gonna transport a shitload of weed -- learn to drive the truck:
SIERRA VISTA, Ariz. -- A garbage truck was stopped carrying more than two tons of marijuana north of Huachuca City, a Department of Public Safety official said.
The truck had been driving erratically late Tuesday, said DPS Sgt. Steve Tritz.
"It got my attention," Tritz said. "He was driving slow and failing to signal."
The driver, who identified himself as 28-year-old Brian Rivera Martinez, said he didn't know how to drive the truck. [INSERT BLANK FRIGGIN STARE]
When a drug-sniffing dog arrived, it alerted authorities to possible narcotics. DPS officers found 4,112 pounds of marijuana bundled in the area where trash would be carried.
Martinez and passenger, Michael Trejo Duran Sr., 38, were arrested on suspicion of transporting and possessing marijuana for sale.
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| February 27th, 2004 11:32 AM |
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| Joey |
Great Howard Carter find Ronnie ! |
| February 27th, 2004 11:42 AM |
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| LadyJane |
Well..if you're going to pick up your stash at the airport..be sure you get the right package!!
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Mix-up gives transplant tissues to suspected drug traffickers
Two urgent deliveries landed Monday at Buffalo Niagara International Airport. One package contained a human heart valve for an emergency heart surgery. The other held a human vein that was to be used in a coronary heart bypass.
But instead of being handed over to surgeons, police said, the organs were given to suspected drug traffickers who had come to the airport to pick up two boxes of marijuana.
Ultimately, the organs were recovered by federal drug agents and transit police. Two suspects in the case appeared in federal court Tuesday on marijuana conspiracy charges. Officials expect that the patients who were to receive the donated heart tissue will survive the mix-up.
But the biggest question - why did employees of a major airline give two such important packages to the wrong people - was not answered.
Authorities said the organs were contained in two white boxes labeled "PLEASE RUSH - HUMAN TISSUE FOR TRANSPLANT." The marijuana, 119 pounds of it, was sent in two brown cardboard boxes with no such markings on them.
Police were baffled.
The airline wasn't talking.
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LJ. |
| February 27th, 2004 02:44 PM |
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| Some Guy |
Wow!!
Rum and coke
mellow green
Four Flicks
Its been a while. |
| February 27th, 2004 02:47 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
Luv that tag line SG!!!
I'll be laughin' about that all weekend!!! |
| February 27th, 2004 02:50 PM |
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| jb |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Luv that tag line SG!!!
I'll be laughin' about that all weekend!!!
Skin tags are almost never cancerous , but nonetheless, should be watched for any changes . |
| February 27th, 2004 02:53 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
How's your balls? |
| February 27th, 2004 02:57 PM |
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| jb |
not good...my MRI showed hernaitions at l4, l5, but the doctor does not think that is causing the pain in my right flank...a kidney and bladder ultr-sound also proved negative....I will probably have to have an abdominal CAT SCAN, although the doctor thinks it probably is a muscular injury that is not healing... |
| February 27th, 2004 03:00 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
I think it is a big turd caught crossways!!! |
| February 27th, 2004 03:04 PM |
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| jb |
Seriously, an atty friend of mine was diagnosed with colon cancer last year...only 48...they thought they got it and he just finished a trial a month ago...now we learned it has spread throughout his body and it looks bad...shit like that really scares me... |
| February 27th, 2004 03:24 PM |
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| Joey |
" shit like that really scares me... "
No pun intended I'm sure !
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| February 27th, 2004 04:32 PM |
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| Some Guy |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Luv that tag line SG!!!
I'll be laughin' about that all weekend!!!
Yeah, that dudes got some funny ass quotes! |
| February 27th, 2004 04:34 PM |
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| Some Guy |
jb, you're gonna be allright, don't worry! |
| February 28th, 2004 09:18 AM |
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| egon |
it's saturday 1500 hrs in the lovely south of france and
I'll be meeting my friends in the bar in a couple of hours.
beer will be flowing, jokes will be cracked and the good times will be rolling.
Tonight's choise of beverage; Kronenburgh, for those extra special moments.
Bring it on!
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| February 28th, 2004 09:21 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
I'm breaking open a bottle of Jameson's Gold this evening.
Nothing helps kill a nasty chest cold like Irish Whiskey!
It has been a while since I sipped this Nectar of the Gods!
I am afraid I might get just a little tore up!
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| February 28th, 2004 09:26 AM |
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| egon |
nankster,
as always, an excellent post! |
| February 28th, 2004 09:43 AM |
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| LadyJane |
Lots of Vodka last night...oh and I forgot to eat dinner.
Can you spell....H-A-N-G-O-V-E-R??
Got to get that Chaser stuff!!!
LJ.
Even with a hangover..I'm in such a good mood!!! |
| February 28th, 2004 09:47 AM |
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| egon |
you know what i'll do for you people?
i'll have a drink to your health.
Hell, you know what? i'll have several.
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| February 28th, 2004 08:38 PM |
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| Some Guy |
A couple of rum and cokes
watching Matchstick Men. |
| February 28th, 2004 10:33 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
New house to myself, botts of high qual hootch on deck, Think I'm Going Mad playing for 3rd time in a row.
"Work is the curse of the drinking class, Ronnie!" |
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