| April 27th, 2004 12:47 PM |
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| April 27th, 2004 12:49 PM |
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| April 27th, 2004 02:58 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
Telly Savalas was a top notch drinker, despite his pedigree. Remember that time he bopped that guy on the head with a lollipop and called him a coconut? That was fucked up. |
| April 27th, 2004 04:09 PM |
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| Joey |
CRINGEMAKER
" What ever happened to my college belle
When did she turn into the wife from hell
Cringemaker
What are we coming to
Cringemaker
What have they done to you
In the beginning we rode high on the hog
Down in the kitchen now it's dog eat dog
Our little Cringemaker up on the second floor
Sweet little Cringemaker
Hey listen cringemaker who locked the bedroom door
Sweet little Cringemaker
Sweet little Cringemaker
And every time I go to make my play
She rolls mighty boulders in my way
Say little cringemaker it's such a bumpy ride
Hey little cringemaker thought you were on my side
And every time I get to have my say
She just laughs and looks the other way
Oh little cringemaker this time you hurt my pride
Sweet little cringemaker
Say little cringemaker where am I gonna hide
Sweet little Cringemaker
Sweet little cringemaker
Nobody told us when we started out
Just what this life is really all about
Sometimes I wonder and you do too
If I could do it all over would I
Still do it all over you
She calls me Daddy and I just go numb
Down in the bottom where the love comes from
Sweet little cringemaker what happened on the way
Sweet little cringemaker to where we are today
I try to figure but I'm way too dumb
How we got here from where we started from
Cringe I guess we always knew
Swee' little who we would turn into
Sweet little Cringemaker "
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| April 28th, 2004 12:27 AM |
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| parmeda |
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin |
| April 28th, 2004 08:36 AM |
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| egon |
didn't freddie heineken say that? |
| April 29th, 2004 06:26 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
Tied a very VERY nice one on today!
I won't go into the gory details, but I am naked and in a field as I type this!!! |
| April 30th, 2004 07:08 AM |
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| egon |
APRIL the 30th
Today's our queen's birthday.
(well not really, but i'll spare you the full story)
Let's drink to that. yes let's!!!
and now:
LEENS - Een 40-jarige man uit Leens in Groningen is donderdagavond om het leven gekomen, nadat zijn tractorband was ontploft. Dat heeft de politie vrijdag laten weten. De man was op zijn bedrijfsterrein bezig om met behulp van een compressor de achterband van zijn tractor op te pompen.
Hij liep vervolgens weg bij het klusje, maar ontdekte na enige tijd dat de compressor nog aanstond. Hij haalde de slang van het ventiel, waarop de band explodeerde. Het slachtoffer kwam als gevolg van de enorme klap te overlijden.
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| April 30th, 2004 12:23 PM |
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| Bloozehound |
There's a 12-pack of Heineken sittin in my garage.
maybe I should get it chilly by sittin it in the fridge
hmmmmmmm |
| April 30th, 2004 12:36 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Tied a very VERY nice one on today!
I won't go into the gory details, but I am naked and in a field as I type this!!!
Sure Beats a Rice Paddy !
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| April 30th, 2004 05:07 PM |
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| Bloozehound |
gettin thirsty
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| April 30th, 2004 05:13 PM |
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| Some Guy |
Gatorade. |
| April 30th, 2004 05:29 PM |
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| April 30th, 2004 05:39 PM |
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| April 30th, 2004 05:47 PM |
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| April 30th, 2004 06:36 PM |
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| April 30th, 2004 06:43 PM |
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Is that allowed ?  |
| April 30th, 2004 06:58 PM |
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| Snappy McJack |
Holy lord! |
| April 30th, 2004 07:58 PM |
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| Bloozehound |
LOL
Is what allowed ? I don't see nuttin.
This better ?
Frauleins!!
[Edited by Bloozehound] |
| April 30th, 2004 09:53 PM |
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| LadyJane |
This really belongs in the FU thread but I'll have all of you know that the Ruby Tuesday chain here in Western New York DO NOT carry Newcastle Brown Ale. Oh the sadness. The disappointment. BUT...on Fryday it's 2 for 1 night. The Seabreezes were flowing VERY nicely.
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| egon |
it seemed like they were giving away the kornebourghs last night.
seemed, cos they did hand me the bill atb the end of the evening.
"what do you mean 150 euros?" |
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quote:
egon wrote:
it seemed like they were giving away the kornebourghs last night.
seemed, cos they did hand me the bill atb the end of the evening.
"what do you mean 150 euros?"
Hey egon, not anger just F U obsevations and boredom at times.
Quote from your last comment on F U thread. Peace out! |
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| LadyJane |
What happened to cuss night??? 
Well here's mine.
FU to lemon boy. 
FU to the handful of posters who I detest.
FU to cramps. Yeah..those cramps. You guys could never handle this on a monthly basis.
Oh..I'm drinking seabreezes again. Absolute, cranberry and a splash of OJ. Need that Vitamin C.
LJ. |
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| Noonan McKane |
Friends,
As a newcomer, let me say how much I appreciate how welcome I have been made to feel.
Browsing through your back pages, I see that here there are people who are passionate about The Rolling Stones, I see that there are people who are articulate, quick witted and well informed. I see broad minded, good natured people with a sharp, keen, modern sense of humour.
And someone who's really good at typing out song lyrics. |
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| Noonan McKane |
If you'll have me, I'd like to bring my thoughts, plots, dreams, schemes, theories, queries, stories, poems, plays, sit-coms, screenplays, cartoons, oil paintings, radio dramas, stand-up comedy routines, operas, ballets, mimes, human cannonball acts, hare-brained attempts to cross Niagra falls in a tennis-shoe, passion-plays in braille, outlandish theories about the construction of the pyramids and occasional witty one liner to your forum.
Whadya say? |
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| J.J.Flash |
quote:
Noonan McKane wrote:
If you'll have me, I'd like to bring my thoughts, plots, dreams, schemes, theories, queries, stories, poems, plays, sit-coms, screenplays, cartoons, oil paintings, radio dramas, stand-up comedy routines, operas, ballets, mimes, human cannonball acts, hare-brained attempts to cross Niagra falls in a tennis-shoe, passion-plays in braille, outlandish theories about the construction of the pyramids and occasional witty one liner to your forum.
Whadya say?
I'm mad about pyramids' construction.... really, I love that subject! Don't make me wait for info! Keep on writing fella!
Welcome aboard!
BTW, nipples "who" use to type the keyboard belongs to JOey! |
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| parmeda |
Hi Noonan...
If you can make my mascara run down my cheeks with a witty one-liner...you'll be okay and blend in quite easily in my book 
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| Noonan McKane |
Thank you very much.
I'll try my best. |
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| egon |
yesterday afternoon, in the sun, sipping rosé. beautiful. |
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| nankerphelge |
I finished off a bottle of Valpolicella with some pizza last nite!! Then I opened a bottle of Merlot and sealed the deal!
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