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NY Post
Rock of ages
THE Rolling Stones literally dropped by Van Cortlandt Park (they landed in a hot-air balloon) to announce plans for a
new world tour - which is not, despite the photo, called "hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil, and, who gives a good flying, er, dirigible."
OLD-TIME ROCK 'N' ROLL:
Time is still on their side, apparently, so Rolling Stones (l. to r.) Charlie Watts, Mick Jagger, Ron Wood and Keith Richards are hitting the road.
The good news is they'll be able to save a huge amount of money on their new tour because The Stones now qualify for senior-citizen discounts at hotels, motels, airlines and restaurants worldwide.
Charlie Watts is 60 (is that an age or a speed limit?), Mick Jagger 58, Ron Wood 54 and Keith Richards 58. You got a problem with that? And how many supermodel groupies do you have?
However, in an attempt to stave off any perception that they may be aging, and also to recreate the excitement of
earlier tours, the group is reportedly toying with updated tour titles like Steel Wheelchairs, Bridgework to Babylon,
and the Voodoo Lounge Chair tour.
Just because you're 230 years old collectively doesn't mean you still aren't the coolest guys in the known universe.
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misinformation from CD Now
Rolling Stones
Quick Bites: Rolling Stones have sold out two shows in Boston, three shows in Chicago, two shows in San Francisco, and three in New York on their forthcoming summer world tour.
>>summer world tour? what planet are they on?
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