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Lake Geneva, Wis. (AP) --
A high school senior who thought it would be funny to wear a dress to his prom was ticketed $249 for disorderly conduct, suspended for three days and banned from his last track meet.
School district administrator Jim Gottinger said the discipline was for more than just the dress, noting Kerry Lofy, 18, was dancing in a sexually provocative manner at the prom, according to a police report.
Lofy doubts that was the real reason he was disciplined Monday.
"The whole night was that kind of dancing. They can't single me out and say, 'Oh it was you, it was only you,'" he said. "I think it's over the dress."
Lofy said Lake Geneva Badger High had no problem letting him go to Saturday's prom with another male, but that school officials drew the line at his dress.
"I thought it would be more appropriate for there to be one person dressed like a girl and a person dressed like a guy, than for there to be two guys to go," said Lofy, a member of the school's track, ski, powerlifting and soccer teams.
Also, he thought people would find it funny to see a 6-foot, 185-pound male in a black, stretchy, spaghetti-strap dress.
When Lofy showed up in the dress, a blond wig, open-toed platform sandals, blue earrings and a necklace, teachers turned him away. He said he showed up later with a tan-and-black plaid leisure suit over the dress, went inside and whipped off the suit during a dance-off. A security guard escorted him out, he said.
Lofy said when he went to school Monday, the school liaison police officer issued the disorderly conduct ticket.
"They thought I was mocking the school," he said.
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| Joey |
Great Howard Carter like Find Nanky !
Please feel free to take :
A) The Rest of the Day Off
B) A Massive Dump
C) Both A & B
W- W- W- W- What ?!?! ..... Oh ! :
" Before he could take a break, Howard took a call from Pamela Anderson. Pam confirmed the rumor that she had broken up with her most recent boyfriend, Stephen Dorf. She joked that they broke up right after a caller on this show said they had seen him "all over" some chick at a club somewhere. Howard recalled seeing Pam on Jimmy Kimmel's show recently in a very hot and very little outfit (later, Pam also confirmed that she wasn't wearing any underwear either). He said that he could tell she was in great shape because she sat with her legs crossed and there were no signs of cellulite dimples anywhere. Robin wanted to know why Pam wasn't on FHM Magazine's recent Top 10 Hottest Women list, which prompted Howard to ask Pam who was on her list of Hot Women. At first Pam tried to get out of it saying that she really admired old actresses and they were all gone now but then she got a little more up to date with:
Elizabeth Hurley - Gorgeous and has a great vibe
Robin Quivers - Of course
Howard suggested Terri Hatcher - No comment
Paris Hilton - Cute
Britney Spears - Adorable (let her be pregnant)
Jessica Simpson - Cute but Pam's not into the "camera's in your house" thing
Madonna - Looks great for her age, but is not her "type"
Sally Jesse Raphael - Not top 10
Jennifer Lopez - Hot when she doesn't wear fur, and her ass is NOT too big. "
www.HowardStern.com
Schizo Joe !
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| glencar |
No comment on Teri Hatcher? That sounds like the beginning of a wonderful catfight! |
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| Joey |
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No comment on Teri Hatcher? That sounds like the beginning of a wonderful catfight!
" Pam says she is happy now with her life. She works on her TV show "Stacked" (Wednesdays at 9:30 on Fox, by the way) only two days a week, while the kids are at school, so she gets to spend a lot of time with her kids. Howard asked when she last had sex and Pam said she hasn't since she broke up with Stephen a few months ago. Robin wasn't sure about that though, she said she had heard about a wild party in a hotel in London. Pam said it was wild party, with lots of naked people, but there was no sex for her. This reminded Howard of the protein shake question from yesterday, so he asked if Pam drank them, and, once she figured out what they were, she said "absolutely, that's what makes your hair grow!" Howard noted that the ratings for "Stacked" are very good and Pam is very happy with that fact. She said Fox recently moved the show to 9:30PM which really excited her because it means she no longer has to tape down her nipples!! Howard asked Pam to play F - Marry - Kill with him, and after explaining the game to her, gave her the names; Tommy Lee, Kid Rock and Stephen Dorf. At first she wanted to do all 3 to all 3, but then Pam decided that if she had to marry one of them, she'd marry Tommy since she already knew what that was like. Then she decided to kill Kid, since he was older than Stephen, and then F Stephen one last time (who knows, if she was married to Tommy at the time, maybe he'd kill Dorf). Pam said that she should hear soon whether or not "Stacked" will be picked up for next year and if it is, she will come to New York next week and if she does, she'll do something wild with Howard- so stay tuned!!! Pam went back to bed and Howard went to commercial "
http://www.howardstern.com/today-show-archive.php |
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| glencar |
I read somewhere that Dorff is bi. She better be very careful! |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
I read somewhere that Dorff is bi. She better be very careful!
Warts ?!?! |
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| glencar |
I was thinking "Big Disease With The Little Name" but warts can be unpleasant too... |
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| Joey |
Christi Shake had a Baby Boy last year ...........
W- W- W- What ?!?! ..... Oh , sure ! :
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| glencar |
Howe can the kid even THINK about using a bottle???? |
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| Joey |
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Howe can the kid even THINK about using a bottle????
Amen !
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| glencar |
I don't ahve to shit but I DO have too use the bathroom. Give me a few minutes! |
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| Joey |
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glencar wrote:
I don't ahve to shit but I DO have too use the bathroom. Give me a few minutes!
Better HURRY !!!! .................. and please remember : NO !!!! ... No DUMPING whilst I'm Posting ! :
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| glencar |
I feel so much better! |
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| Joey |
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I feel so much better!
Batter Up !
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