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| nankerphelge |
The attorney followed you into the bathroom?
We can do that? |
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| LadyJane |
Why am I not surprised that you, Nank, have something to say??
YES He did and NO you can't!!
For the record let me amend my post to say that Mr. Lawyer was so busy rambling on about various reports he needed, he failed to realize where I was headed. Furthermore, said attorney was quite embarrassed and promptly ignored me for the rest of the day. Luckily for me that was a good thing!!
I certainly hope the senior partners of Mr. Nanky's firm have, for the sake of the female staff, chained him to his desk!! 
LMAO!!!
LadyJ.
PS Voo-I'd pay big bucks to see how many hits this thread gets and from whom! I know you the guys are lurking!  |
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| LadyJane |
Oh yes, MB. And how quickly you responded. You were hoping for another photo, perhaps? Let me see if I can find one....
This is one of my favorite pictures. He seems to be thinking, "I love all the Rocks Off Ladies!!"
LadyJ.
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| parmeda |
quote:
Mother baby wrote:
Let's keep clean thoughts though..okay...!!!! 
With me around....NEVER!
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| nankerphelge |
Chained to a desk!!??
Why?
Time for PET'N:
People for the Ethical Treatment of nankys
I just love PET'N!!
Once you all see how great PET'N is, you'll all want to join in!
"Chain me to the desk and get a PET'N Ronnie!"
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| LadyJane |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Chained to a desk!!??
Why?
Time for PET'N:
People for the Ethical Treatment of nankys
Damn. I can't surf at the office so you'll have to use your imaginations. How about the original Black n Blue Billboard, you know, the bruised babe in chains, as the Poster for PET'N??
LadyJ.
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| nankerphelge |
Please don't get PET'N confused with
Women for the Erotic Treatment of nankys
Also know as WET'N
With all the talk about PET'N I'm sure some of you girls are actually WET'N!!
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| luxury1 |
I cant get over the blue tank-top, red pants photo. Damn, look at that man sweat. On him it looks so hot. |
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| LadyJane |
Yes, Lux I agree! I don't think I've ever seen that pic before! Makes a girl want to work up a sweat, with Mick of course!!
MW--You rock!!!
LadyJ.
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| parmeda |
ya know...
With all the clammer about PET'N and WET'N, you KNOW the topic of GET'N (Genital Exposure Torture...NANKY!!!)was coming right around the corner.
Just look at that picture he totes around now, LOL! Waggin' it in our faces...IN THIS THREAD no less!!!
Ahhh...but ya gotta luv him |
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| LadyJane |
Parmy--I'd pay big bucks to get you and the Nankster into a Point-Counterpoint scenario. Let's see what would the topic be...........politics.........sports...........philosophy......hmmmmm..I wonder!! 
LMAO!!!
LadyJ. |
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| nankerphelge |
Pammy -- does my "package picture" trouble you?
It wasn't meant to torture -- it's just a conversation "piece"!!!!!
throbby keeps making fun of it.
Says "that's a boner?" and "better put it in overdrive!"
I'd get it enlarged, but after that one guy tried ity and his whole member turned black... well, no need for real genital torture!
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| Pattie |
Does anyone have a picture of Mick with his gorgeous diamond tooth?
and we all love the "adequate package" pictures! haha |
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| parmeda |
LadyJ...no need to get your checkbook out. Just pull up a chair and make some popcorn, this could take a while. Nanky and I wouldn't have a problem discussing any topic...you KNOW it's always going to have 'smut' content stategically placed in it somewhere, LOL.
And talk about placement...Nank, your 'little' photo doesn't torture me in the least. Now, if you want to 'blow' it up to the size it should be, and let's say...take up the whole friggin' screen here...NOW yer talkin' baby!
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| Monkey Woman |
LJ, Luxy, thank you kindly!
And you too MB! Our thoughts are not so pure, that's true... But 'make no mistake'! We don't use those pics as "cheap" pornographic material... No, no. Rather, we treat them as the sacred icons of our own Tantric cult!!! Remember 'Heaven'?
Smell of your body, my senses, my senses be praised
It's heaven
Kissing and running, kissing and running away
Ooh senses be praised
You're my saving grace
Nothing will harm you
Nothing will stand in your way
Nothing
Nothing will stop you and nothing will stand in your way...
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| nankerphelge |
Well I can't blow up the picture.
Christ, without Voodoo's help, it wouldn't have shown up at all!
Try rubbing the computer screen a little, the "periscope" should pop up out the elastic waist-band!!
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| Monkey Woman |
War, not war, the Stones go on. Time for a little Mick-worship, then! 
Sorry for the watermarks, though. It's from Corbis.com -- 1000 pics of Mick! |
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| parmeda |
No offense Nank, but I'd rather rub up against Mick's ass in this first pic from my dear friend MW...
Thanks girlfriend! |
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| throbby |
This is a great fucking thread. You girls are getting quite creative in finding photos. I wish I had something to offer. I have some nice photos but I seem to be rather ignorant in how to upload them to the web.
One thing Nanker, I have to be very careful now when veiwing threads. It's getting hard to explain your underwear clad crotch shot to the boys in the office. They're a little curious about you. One thinks you're kinda cute when you're in party mode. I've included his photo below. He says real men need suspenders to keep the damn thing on.
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| nankerphelge |
Tell that prick Lance that I want that back!
It was never meant to be his forever! |
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| throbby |
Mick is truly a modern day Orpheus. What I wish to know is which one of the lovely RO ladies will be chosen to be his Eurydice?
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| parmeda |
Very acute observation my dear Throbby!
(For our friends that aren't into Greek mythology...please, read on.)
EURYDICE
by Juliana Podd
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Eurydice and Orpheus were young and in love. So deep was their love that they were practically inseparable. So dependent was their love that each felt they could not live without the other. These young lovers were very happy and spent their time frolicking through the meadows. One day Eurdice was gaily running through a meadow with Orpheus when she was bitten by a serpent. The poison of the sting killed her and she descended to Hades immediately.
Orpheus was son of the great Olympian god Apollo. In many ways Apollo was the god of music and Orpheus was blessed with musical talents. Orpheus was so sad about the loss of his love that he composed music to express the terrible emptiness which pervaded his every breath and movement. He was so desperate and found so little else meaningful, that he decided address Hades. As the overseer of the underworld, Hades heart had to be hard as steel, and so it was. Many approached Hades to beg for loved ones back and as many times were refused. But Orpheus' music was so sweet and so moving that it softened the steel hearted heart of Hades himself. Hades gave permission to Orpheus to bring Eurydice back to the surface of the earth to enjoy the light of day. There was only one condition--Orpheus was not to look back as he ascended. He was to trust that Eurydice was immediately behind him. It was a long way back up and just as Orpheus had almost finished that last part of the trek, he looked behind him to make sure Eurydice was still with him. At that very moment, she was snatched back because he did not trust that she was there. When you hear music which mourns lost love, it is Orpheus' spirit who guides the hand of the musicians who play it.
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| nankerphelge |
Okay, so throbby wants to know which one of you ladies is going to hell because of Mick.
ANSWER: Every last one of ya's!!!!
Hey how do you separate the greek men from the greek boys?
With a Crowbar!
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| parmeda |
...and that's ok, Nank. 'Cause I know I'll be in good company!
(I hear there's a rock down there with your name on it... )
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| nankerphelge |
Rock?
There's a whole fucking wing!!!
Way I figure it, I'll be second in line -- right behind the dude that shot the Pope!
(Good news is, our favorite band will be there!) |
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| steel driving hammer |
I feel so stupid.
After about a thousand posts on this thread...
I still don't know what it's about! LOL.
Help me Ronnie help help me Ronnie!!! |
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| LadyJane |
Nice to see you again, Throbby! We've missed ya!!
Two thoughts in response to the latest posts:
A reference to romantic mythology makes LadyJane feel like she is once again 16 and in love with Mick Jagger. Excuse me..... Sir Mick Jagger. SWOON!! (Thanks, Pam. )
>>Way I figure it, I'll be second in line -- right behind the dude that shot the Pope!
Won't we have a blast in LINE!!!
LadyJ.
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| luxury1 |
OK, today has a very weird vibe to it--not at all pleasant. Who is going to lighten the mood here?? We need a photo. Please. I am using my manners. |
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| LadyJane |
Caption reads, Mick emerges!! MSG 1975! Been saving this one. Lux, weren't you at this show??!! Maybe not, since you were probably under age 10.
Courtesy of Bob Gruen
LadyJ.
PS. I'd like to see him emerging just like that....right into my bed!!
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