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Topic: The Paris Hilton Appreciation Thread Return to archive Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
28th March 2006 10:44 AM
Ten Thousand Motels I don't understand this infatuation with Paris Hilton. Not that I'm against infatuation with beautiful women, its just that one can do much better than Paris Hilton.
28th March 2006 11:03 AM
Joey
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
I don't understand this infatuation with Paris Hilton. Not that I'm against infatuation with beautiful women, its just that one can do much better than Paris Hilton.



TTM .....................................

Paris is really the History of this great country ( the United States ) .... with all of its turmoil , bombast , passions and emotions .... Indeed .... she is really an All American Girl ....and when Paris succeeds -- America succeeds ..... and when Paris fails -- it is America that fails ( see : LBJ , 1964 - 1969 AND Bushie43 2001 - 2006 ) .


Jacky Hilton !

28th March 2006 11:09 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
Joey wrote:

TTM .....................................

Paris is really the History of this great country ( the United States ) .... with all of its turmoil , bombast , passions and emotions .... Indeed .... she is really an All American Girl ....and when Paris succeeds -- America succeeds ..... and when Paris fails -- it is America that fails ( see : LBJ , 1964 - 1969 AND Bushie43 2001 - 2006 ) .



Whatever happened to Mom and Apple Pie?
28th March 2006 11:13 AM
Joey
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:


Whatever happened to Mom and Apple Pie?




Whatever happened to laughter ............... ?


Whatever happened to my dope ?!?!

28th March 2006 11:22 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
Joey wrote:


Whatever happened to laughter ............... ?


Whatever happened to my dope ?!?!





Whatever happened to Granny in those old Playboy cartoons? I think she's probably passed away by now. But she didn't go out without a fight.
28th March 2006 11:22 AM
Break The Spell
quote:
Joey wrote:


Whatever happened to laughter ............... ?


Whatever happened to my dope ?!?!





I hid it in Paris' black leather bra. Will she do any books on Bush43 like she did on LBJ??
28th March 2006 11:28 AM
Joey
quote:
Break The Spell wrote:


I hid it in Paris' black leather bra. Will she do any books on Bush43 like she did on LBJ??




My sources tell me that Paris is getting prepared to take a ' fact finding ' trip to Iraq to find out just what in the Hell is REALLY going on over there .....


Developing .......................

Shiver ...................


J. " Snuggles " Fly !
28th March 2006 11:33 AM
Break The Spell
quote:
Joey wrote:


My sources tell me that Paris is getting prepared to take a ' fact finding ' trip to Iraq to find out just what in the Hell is REALLY going on over there .....


Developing .......................

Shiver ...................


J. " Snuggles " Fly !



If the investigation leads her to Afghanistan, will she dress like a muslim woman, covering every part of her body except for her eyes??
28th March 2006 11:38 AM
Joey
quote:
Break The Spell wrote:


If the investigation leads her to Afghanistan, will she dress like a muslim woman, covering every part of her body except for her eyes??





... and Cha CHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28th March 2006 11:51 AM
gimmekeef Well she is a "HO......TEL heisress!
28th March 2006 11:53 AM
Break The Spell


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I really liked this one, for an older picture of her, she was maybe 19 or 20 here. The way she had her hair here is great, lots of body!!
28th March 2006 11:58 AM
Joey
quote:
Break The Spell wrote:

I really liked this one, for an older picture of her, she was maybe 19 or 20 here. The way she had her hair here is great, lots of body!!




Good Call ' Break The Spell ' .... I like it too !!!


" Lots of Body " is what our Paris Hilton is ALL about .
28th March 2006 12:01 PM
Break The Spell
quote:
Joey wrote:


Good Call ' Break The Spell ' .... I like it too !!!


" Lots of Body " is what our Paris Hilton is ALL about .



The 3 B's is what Paris gives America, Beauty, Brawn and Brains. To love Paris is to love your country.
28th March 2006 12:14 PM
glencar The mountains of Nebraska are all looking "brokeback" these days!
28th March 2006 12:15 PM
Break The Spell
quote:
glencar wrote:
The mountains of Nebraska are all looking "brokeback" these days!



Speaking of mountains, Paris should be given her place on Mt. Rushmore.
28th March 2006 04:43 PM
Joey " To love Paris is to love your country. "

Amen .......... Let Freedom Ring from the Highest Mountaintop !!!!!!










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[Edited by Joey]
28th March 2006 05:00 PM
Gazza
quote:
Break The Spell wrote:


Speaking of mountains, Paris should be given her place on Mt. Rushmore.



well she's probably been climbed more often.....
28th March 2006 05:09 PM
Joey
quote:
Gazza wrote:


well she's probably been climbed more often.....



Christ, that's posting on loan from God right there.


That's what my little friends and myself running around the Plains of Nebraska with knickers on and stick ball bats in our hands used to call "Postin'!"

You're POSTIN' baby!

The Joey - As seen on the reality show "That's Postin'!", 10:00 PM CDT Sundays.

-- "He is relentless...a relentless GENIUS!!! Long may Gazza and his keyboard live!!!", Tony Hazen- Posting World Magazine.
28th March 2006 05:11 PM
parmeda Joey, I am returning your check.

There is no amount of $$$$ that will force me to track down Paris this weekend.

uh, uh...no way.

Paris shall not be greeted.
28th March 2006 05:40 PM
Joey
quote:
parmeda wrote:
Joey, I am returning your check.

There is no amount of $$$$ that will force me to track down Paris this weekend.

uh, uh...no way.

Paris shall not be greeted.



Pammy .......................


YOU MAKE JOEY CRY LIKE BABY !!!!!!!!!
28th March 2006 10:40 PM
PeerQueer Does Paris do anal?

If so..............

I'm in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29th March 2006 12:56 AM
Barney Fife

29th March 2006 12:59 AM
Barney Fife
29th March 2006 01:01 AM
Barney Fife

29th March 2006 10:27 AM
Joey

Back to topic ............................

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[Edited by Joey]
29th March 2006 11:00 AM
Break The Spell
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Joey wrote:









[Edited by Joey]




Paris amazes Leno with her vast knowledge on the Soviet Space program of the 1950's and obscure facts about Pol-Pot.
29th March 2006 11:09 AM
Joey
quote:
Break The Spell wrote:



Paris amazes Leno with her vast knowledge on the Soviet Space program of the 1950's and obscure facts about Pol-Pot.




Funny !!!!!!!

Paris is a vault of worthless knowledge .



29th March 2006 11:20 AM
Break The Spell I haven't seen any photos of her with her little doggie lately. It didn't die in a bizarre gardening accident or anything, did it??
29th March 2006 11:30 AM
Joey
quote:
Break The Spell wrote:
I haven't seen any photos of her with her little doggie lately. It didn't die in a bizarre gardening accident or anything, did it??



No , one of her ' boyfriends ' sat on the damn thing and literally crushed the living sh*t out of it .


It is now ' Hard as a Carp ' ! Word .

Shiver ......................
29th March 2006 11:33 AM
Break The Spell
quote:
Joey wrote:


No , one of her ' boyfriends ' sat on the damn thing and literally crushed the living sh*t out of it .


It is now ' Hard as a Carp ' ! Word .

Shiver ......................



After a night or partying with Paris, when you stumble in drunkardly, I guess its easy to smash such a tiny thing. I did see one picture where she wore an outfit similar to her dogs.
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