| April 20th, 2004 03:19 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
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Seriously, are you guys down with OPP?
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| April 20th, 2004 03:20 PM |
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| jb |
The street Arab/Muslim views all Westerners, both Christian and Jews, as infidels who must be killed. We must bring the fight to them with 100 unique acts of retaliation. |
| April 20th, 2004 03:21 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
Yeah, you know me.
You down with OPP? |
| April 20th, 2004 03:22 PM |
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| Joey |
My Ass Smells something FIERCE . |
| April 20th, 2004 03:23 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
What exactly is an infidel? Is that someone pours soy sauce on their socks? |
| April 20th, 2004 03:36 PM |
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| Some Guy |
If you ain't from fallujah- you ain't shi'ite!! |
| April 20th, 2004 03:46 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
As brazen a hussy as I ever did see..... |
| April 20th, 2004 04:03 PM |
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| Some Guy |
F U to Oprah! |
| April 20th, 2004 04:11 PM |
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| Snappy McJack |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
You down with OPP?
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, let me show you what it's all about!
*Arms folded acrossed chest*
Word. |
| April 20th, 2004 04:28 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
I like you Snappy McJack. Do you mind if I call you McJackie?
As I was saying, I like you McJackie. Your recent appearance here has confirmed a god given truth: Despite the cabal of banal mayonnaise posters currently holding court here, you can't hold a good man down.
Yes, McJackie, it is your brand of posting that has recently ushered in a daring new era of audacious bogacity - it has galvanized those of us at the fringe, we envelope pushers, who test the outer limits of contemporary Stones posting. Yes, it is your vintage of poster - those who can piss on a barb wire electric fence with a bottle of hootch in both hands and a smile on their face - that provide us the eternal hope that somewhere, someone, probably also with a bottle of hootch in their hand, is tending that stupid fucking light at the end of the tunnel. |
| April 20th, 2004 04:34 PM |
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From the : " Give this poor girl a Break Deptartment "
" Selling Sex at School
Monday, April 19, 2004 "
" BILL O'REILLY, HOST: "Back of the Book" segment tonight. As we reported last year, Indiana University (search) allowed an X-rated movie to be shot in one of their dormitories. When confronted with that, school officials locked their doors and hid under their desks. Obviously, it was embarrassing for the school.
Now another X-rated situation, 18-year-old September Harness (search), her real name, a freshman at IU, lives in one of the dormitories and has a Web site where she displays her -- well, charms. In essence, Miss Harness is running a sex business out of her college dorm room. She joins us now from Indianapolis.
When the powers that be at the college found out what you were doing, September, what did they say to you?
SEPTEMBER HARNESS, INDIANA UNIVERSITY FRESHMAN: Actually, I wasn't contacted by anyone from the school until I actually found out that they weren't going to do anything about it.
O'REILLY: Well, how did it go down? I mean, they found out about it, somebody had to tell them or they were cruising the Internet or whatever. And nobody said anything to you at all?
HARNESS: No, no one at all. The only reason I knew there was an investigation was because of what was in the papers and on the news. And I wasn't contacted until about a week after everything, and I was contacted by my resident manager that told me he was talked to by the dean and that they weren't going to do anything about the situation.
O'REILLY: So he just knocked on your door and said, September, look, don't worry about anything, the powers that be here at Indiana University aren't going to do anything to you, even though you're running kind of a sex thing out of your dorm room? That's what happened?
HARNESS: That's kind of what happened. Really what they said, it wasn't really a sex thing out of the dorm room. They just said that they didn't see any lewd or indecent conduct that represented IU in any sense.
O'REILLY: Do you think this is an academic environment here at IU? I'm thinking about going back to school and coming out there to Bloomington. You've got the porn movies, you have got you naked running around. I mean, what's going on?
HARNESS: Yes, I guess so. I think it has a lot to do with academics, but I mean, there is a lot of other things that go along with college than school.
O'REILLY: I'll say.
HARNESS: I mean, I guess...
(LAUGHTER)
HARNESS: Yes.
O'REILLY: Why are you doing this, September? And is your mom mad at you?
HARNESS: My mom was disappointed at first, but I'm her kid and she is going to support me and love me no matter what I do. Like she said, I'm 18 years old now and I make my own decisions. And I will just have to deal with it later. But really, the reason for doing this was for money to help pay not just for school but to get through school, however long I am in school, to finish my degree and everything. So yes.
O'REILLY: All right, any of the other students said anything to you, rude or anything like that?
HARNESS: No, I haven't gotten anything negative from anyone at school, so it's been pretty nice, actually. Mostly all I have had is people say that they support the whole idea, and that costs of tuition for school anymore is ridiculous anyways.
O'REILLY: Yes. You know, I don't know about this, September. I don't think this is going to turn out well for you, but the -- and I'm really stunned that they are letting you do this in your dorm room. Do you have a roommate, by the way?
HARNESS: No.
O'REILLY: So it's just you, the camera, and the computer.
HARNESS: No, we don't run anything out of the dorm, so we don't do anything on the computer.
O'REILLY: OK. So you do all of this off campus?
HARNESS: Yes.
O'REILLY: No, you don't. It's coming out of there. I know it is. All right, Miss Harness.
HARNESS: Out of the dorm?
O'REILLY: Maybe you want to rethink this. I don't think it's good for you. The pinheads at Indiana University are absolutely clueless "
Lighten Up Dude !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" Oh , Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
Bob Jacky !
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| April 20th, 2004 04:43 PM |
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| MarthaMyDear |
Your posting skills are unparalleled, my man!!! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
racking-up!!! :P    lol....... GENIUS!!! PURE GENIUS!!! lol.......................... Can you tell I'm bored here at home??? LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Ok.... Time to do some shit around here... lol......... PEACE AND DO ROCK ON!!! PEACE!!!
*** Martha *** |
| April 20th, 2004 04:50 PM |
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quote:
MarthaMyDear wrote:
Your posting skills are unparalleled, my man!!! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
racking-up!!! :P lol....... GENIUS!!! PURE GENIUS!!! lol.......................... Can you tell I'm bored here at home??? LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Ok.... Time to do some shit around here... lol......... PEACE AND DO ROCK ON!!! PEACE!!!
*** Martha ***
Martha My Dear ............................
If you are bored , Just contact " September Harness " and she will fix you right up !
Joey Harness ( Hilton ?!?! ) ! |
| April 20th, 2004 05:02 PM |
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| F505 |
joey is it possible that you dedicade at least ONE post to the Rolling Stones after 7942 posts discussing everything BUT the Rolling Stones? |
| April 20th, 2004 05:03 PM |
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| F505 |
Sorry, 7944 posts.... |
| April 20th, 2004 05:06 PM |
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| MarthaMyDear |
WHO is September Harness?!?!?! Is this your favorite porn star of the month??? CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
racking-up!!! LOL!!!!!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! GO, JOEY!!! GO, JOEY!! GO, JOEY!!! GO!!!
J TO THE Y-SKI!!! :P lol.
*** Martha *** |
| April 20th, 2004 08:16 PM |
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| glencar |
FU to workers who don't show up on time. |
| April 20th, 2004 09:26 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
Fuck court ordered drug and alcohol counseling! |
| April 20th, 2004 09:28 PM |
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| stonedinaustralia |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Fuck court ordered drug and alcohol counseling!
who for sirmoonie? defendants or their lawyers? |
| April 20th, 2004 11:27 PM |
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| Snappy McJack |
FU to AMERICAN IDOL
Tripe, crap, shite, sheepish...the list never ends.
When will this be off the TV so that more important shows [The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Scariest Whore Chases, etc.] can air? Why do people incessantly watch this? It's not like Ed McMahon is fucking hosting it.
Seacrest, kaboom! |
| April 20th, 2004 11:44 PM |
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| Some Guy |
quote:
Snappy McJack wrote:
FU to AMERICAN IDOL
Tripe, crap, shite, sheepish...the list never ends.
When will this be off the TV so that more important shows [The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Scariest Whore Chases, etc.] can air? Why do people incessantly watch this? It's not like Ed McMahon is fucking hosting it.
Seacrest, kaboom!
DITTO! |
| April 21st, 2004 01:22 PM |
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| littleredrooster |
A TRIPLE FU for American Fido |
| April 21st, 2004 01:46 PM |
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| Martha |
F U to ALL those F*&@ck'd Up "REALITY" shows!
Ban 'em Ronnie!
Oh and F U to Staples who will not (after a half hour trying) let me buy their 50 pack of Sony blanks while they are onsale for 7.94 Bastards!!!
F U to abusive assholes...don't need 'em either!
L U to all the members of this wonderful board! :-) |
| April 21st, 2004 01:49 PM |
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| jb |
The Candy Man
Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate
And a miracle or two
The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can
Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it in a sigh?
Soak it in the sun
And make a strawberry pie
The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can
Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
The Candyman Can
Cause verything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes!
Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a dream?
Separate the sorrows
And collect up all the cream
The candyman
The Candyman can
The candyman can
The candyman can
Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good
Cause the Candyman thinks it should
Cause the Candyman thinks
Cause the Candyman thinks it should
Sammy Davis, Jr.
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| April 21st, 2004 02:22 PM |
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| parmeda |
jb...did you know Sammy was a Jew?
True story...he converted! |
| April 21st, 2004 02:25 PM |
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| jb |
Of course Pam..he was very scmaltzy... |
| April 21st, 2004 02:36 PM |
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| parmeda |
lmao...I like the way that word sounds |
| April 21st, 2004 04:30 PM |
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quote:
parmeda wrote:
lmao...I like the way that word sounds
Pammy ......................that has GOT to be the funniest post that I have EVER had the distict pleasure of reading . Truly you have reached the upper echelon of Posters here at " Rocks Off " whilst giving the reader a panoramic study of how power plays out in the message board arena. By combining the best techniques of investigative reporting with majestic storytelling ability , you have created a vivid, revelatory institutional history as well as a rich hologram of Josh's character.
Thank You
Ther Joey , Established 1999
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| April 21st, 2004 08:29 PM |
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My pal Fleabit was recently trying out names for his new band. I helped out by emailing him some names that poured out of my skull. One of the names...which I subsequently took back...was:
The Anti-Reality TV Commission
I have a project in mind for that one.
Fuck You to reality TV.
I'd also like to give a big Fuck You out to tornados, hurricanes, blizzards, tsunamis, lightning, floods, earthquakes, volcanos, fires, heart attacks, strokes, and diseases of all kinds.
And Fuck You Peter Frampton! I don't have enough middle fingers to flash at that fuckin' turd. |
| April 21st, 2004 10:16 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
FU Sam Walton |
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