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April 11th, 2004 07:43 PM
Some Guy Bobby Brown- F U !!
April 11th, 2004 07:57 PM
Sir Stonesalot >7. People that don't understand why we are in Iraq<

I thought I understood what we were doing in Iraq....until it turned out that it was just a made up excuse.

Now I REALLY understand why we are there.

We are there to make all the Iraqis and Muslims of the world love the USA. Even if we gotta kill every last one of them to do it!
April 11th, 2004 08:04 PM
Bloozehound
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
Bobby Brown- F U !!



Which Bobby Brown ?



or



Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

(get a good
get a good
get a good
get a good job)

Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I f**** this d**e by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
She had my b**** in a vice, but she left the d***
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which

(I wonder wonder
wonder wonder)

So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my b*** till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down


April 11th, 2004 08:15 PM
Sir Stonesalot I like the thug Bobby Brown!

He turned a nicey-nice, safe as pie, establishment beloved, warbling grand dame diva into a babbling, wacko, paranoid, flakejob!!

Way to go Bobby!

Can we fix him up next with that skinny bitch Celine Dion?
April 11th, 2004 09:15 PM
stonedinaustralia
quote:
corgi37 wrote:
(that Fox network is the most amazing right-wing thing i have ever seen - its fascinating! Even AUssie politicians are taking note of the rhetoric).



an interesting point of that corgi is that fox is the creature of rupert murdcoch and while he's now legally a US citizen and just the other day Fox moved it's regisitered office from adelaide to the US murdoch remains australian in heart and attitude as does junior murdoch

SS's early comment is also interesting - as you say the US is a bundle of contradictions to say the least - as for why the States are so "puritanical" - well wasn't it the puritans that hit plymouth rock all thos eyear ago - those attitudes linger - it's the same stuff we have to wear about our "convict" past ('tho south australia was non-convict settled and, agin, it shows)- which still comes through in our percieved "anti-authoritarian" attitude - which as you know is not always the truth but as with all generalistions there is some truth in it




April 12th, 2004 12:48 AM
Sir Stonesalot So....you're sayin' that the puritan thing has lingered about for almost 400 years???

And we haven't managed to bury it yet???

Damn, we really are a sorry bunch.

I am SERIOUSLY thinkin of moving to Jamaica.
April 12th, 2004 01:11 AM
polksalad69
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:


I am SERIOUSLY thinkin of moving to Jamaica.




Only time I was there I got the chicken pox. Bad memories and that was 5 years ago.
April 12th, 2004 03:49 AM
Jumacfly
quote:
Scottfree wrote:
FU
arty
6. France
7. People that don't understand why we are in Iraq

I'll retract New York
[Edited by Scottfree]







I don t understand why you ve been in Iraq and i m french, so FU too!
April 12th, 2004 08:35 AM
Bovine49
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
I'd like to send a huge F U to the clear Channel execs and all their censorship bullshit! My 2 favorite deejays on 96 Rock in Atl were fired. F U !


Why are you listening to commercial rock radio, ya dufass? Pull your head out of your ass and listen to something decent!
April 12th, 2004 09:04 AM
Some Guy
quote:
Bovine49 wrote:

Why are you listening to commercial rock radio, ya dufass? Pull your head out of your ass and listen to something decent!


because 96 Rocks!! F U !!
April 12th, 2004 09:08 AM
Bovine49
quote:
Some Guy wrote:

because 96 Rocks!! F U !!


What do they play, lots of KISS, Grand Funk, Styx, Foreigner, Boston and other over-rated commercial rock trash like that?

Like I said, you need to pull you head out and get your musical education some place besides commercial rock radio, ya dillhole!
April 12th, 2004 09:32 AM
Some Guy Amigo, I listened in the morning for my 2 favorite djs that were fired. Stop the name calling, you can't judge me. Why you trying to label me. God bless you!
April 12th, 2004 09:54 AM
Some Guy 970
April 12th, 2004 11:10 AM
Bovine49
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
Amigo, I listened in the morning for my 2 favorite djs that were fired. Stop the name calling, you can't judge me. Why you trying to label me. God bless you!


You might be a decent guy, but I figure anyone who listens to commercial rock radio in the US either is not a serious music listener or doesn't listen for the music. Sounds like you listen more because you like the DJ banter.
April 12th, 2004 11:23 AM
sirmoonie
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
I don t understand why you ve been in Iraq and i m french, so FU too!



LOL, Jumackie!

Lets smoke some green and find out where all da white wimmins is at!
April 12th, 2004 11:29 AM
Jumacfly
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:


LOL, Jumackie!

Lets smoke some green and find out where all da white wimmins is at!



You re right!! i m just smoking a big one for you my RO pal!!
April 12th, 2004 12:07 PM
Nasty Habits
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Fuck whitey!




WORD!!!!!

April 12th, 2004 12:27 PM
Joey " I am SERIOUSLY thinkin of moving to Jamaica. "




April 12th, 2004 01:05 PM
Sir Stonesalot Whitey = The Man

Clear Channel = The Man

Gee Dubya = The Man

We gotta stick it to The Man. Fuck you to The Man!

Power to the people my bruthuz and sistahs!
April 12th, 2004 01:24 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Power to the people my bruthuz and sistahs!



Unfortunaley what usually seems to happen historically is that one of the brothers or sisters or a group of both just end up becoming "the man" in their turn.
April 12th, 2004 01:53 PM
Sir Stonesalot True enough TTM.

And then we can stick it to them too.

There always has to be The Man. If there wasn't, there wouldn't be anyone to fight the good fight against.

"But I gotta fight the lion...it's in the contract!!"
April 12th, 2004 02:40 PM
Bloozehound the man comes around
April 12th, 2004 02:44 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
the man comes around



Not THAT man. THE MAN never comes around until he's on the tight end of a hangman's noose.
April 12th, 2004 02:45 PM
egon how about a big F U to the easter bunny?

you can't turn you head or you see one of those overpriced chocolate thingies.

makes you wonder why kids would even search for them in the garden, i mean EVERY shop sells them.

April 12th, 2004 03:24 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
egon wrote:
how about a big F U to the easter bunny?



No. That would disturb the children. Please next year do not whip the easter bunny in front of the children. (that was really weird....childhood is short enough as it is)
April 12th, 2004 03:25 PM
egon
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:


No. That would disturb the children. Please next year do not whip the easter bunny in front of the children. (that was really weird....childhood is short enough as it is)



i'm waiting for the dvd!
April 12th, 2004 03:25 PM
Saint Sway FUCK THE JACKSONS!

message to Michael & Janet Jackson
just fucking go away already. 1984 was 20 years ago. No one cares about your outdated music. No one gives a shit about your botched careers. No one wants to see the Rhythem Nation dancers. No ones buying your awful records. Your nipples arent all that entertaining. We just want you to go away already. So please do the world a favor and pull a Cobain and blow your brains out.
April 12th, 2004 03:27 PM
egon now THAT is poetry!
April 12th, 2004 03:47 PM
Some Guy A massive F U to Atlanta traffic. This shit sux so bad. Why does everyone in the damn world want to move here?
April 12th, 2004 03:49 PM
Jumacfly
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
FUCK THE JACKSONS!

message to Michael & Janet Jackson
just fucking go away already. 1984 was 20 years ago. No one cares about your outdated music. No one gives a shit about your botched careers. No one wants to see the Rhythem Nation dancers. No ones buying your awful records. Your nipples arent all that entertaining. We just want you to go away already. So please do the world a favor and pull a Cobain and blow your brains out.



Beautiful! period!
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