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April 28th, 2004 10:43 AM
Joey

F. U. to my Smelly Ass this morning .
April 28th, 2004 11:04 AM
Some Guy F friggin U to assholes that accuse you of shit and pass the buck.
April 28th, 2004 01:15 PM
Sir Stonesalot Fuck you to bad back pain that lands you in the ER.

Oh, wait....

I take that back(so to speak).

I got 2 pill bottles full of pain pills and muscle relaxers out of the deal....that's a good thing.

Sooooooooo...fuck you to the pain, but not to the meds!
April 28th, 2004 01:40 PM
nankerphelge Whadya git???
April 28th, 2004 02:55 PM
gypsy I bet he got flexeril and lortab.
If we guess right, what do we win?
April 28th, 2004 02:55 PM
Joey
" Sooooooooo...fuck you to the pain, but not to the meds! "

Home Again .................................
April 28th, 2004 07:00 PM
stoneman65 F U to the man!

April 28th, 2004 08:08 PM
Some Guy A big F U to this dick wad on the radio that was dissing dem Stones.
April 28th, 2004 11:04 PM
Snappy McJack F the f'ers that don't f'in know what the F is goin down in this mother-f'er!!!!!!!!!
April 29th, 2004 09:40 AM
Joey

" Shut Up !!! " ............................



" SHUT THE FU## UP !!!! " ...........................


" You Particularly ..........SHUT THE FU## UP !!!!! " ...............

( Pete Townshend to a member of the audience sitting in the front row of the MSG WHO Gig 08/03/00 ) .

" Home Again Ronnie " !


W- W- W- W- W- What ?!?!?! Oh , sure :


" 29 April 2004
More shows announced "

"THE WHO ANNOUNCE SHOWS IN BIRMINGHAM AND CARDIFF "

" Fresh from their recent triumphant shows at London's Forum and Royal Albert Hall, The Who, presented by Harvey Goldsmith Productions Ltd, have announced two UK shows in the run up to their return to the Isle Of Wight Festival.

The dates are Monday June 7th at Birmingham NIA and Thursday June 10th at Cardiff International Arena.

Following on from these shows the band will embark on their first visit ever to Japan and first visit since 1968 to Australia as well as limited dates in dates on the West Coast of the U.S.A.

The band will be warming up for the Birmingham and Cardiff show by performing at their home away from home, New York's Madison Square Garden, on May 22nd the tickets for which sold out in under 20 minutes.

Ticket prices for the UK shows are (pound stirling) 32.50 and 29.50 for Birmingham and 32.50 for all seats at Cardiff.

Tickets are available from the venues, See Tickets and Piccadilly Box Office and are on sale from 10.00am on Friday 30th April.

Credit card hotline: 0871-220 0260
Buy online at: www.harveygoldsmith.com "

Jacky T. ( Home Again ................. )







April 29th, 2004 10:39 AM
sirmoonie Fornication
Under
Consent of the
King
=============

There it is. The derivation of the most versatile, loaded word in the god's fucking English. And Fuck You if you don't like. Go fuck yourself! Yeah! Fuck you too!
April 29th, 2004 04:13 PM
Some Guy My friggin roses won't grow. Whats up with that? F U to my damn roses.
April 29th, 2004 04:16 PM
Joey

I'm sitting in the railway station.
Got a ticket to my destination.
On a tour of one-night stands my suitcase and guitar in hand.
And ev'ry stop is neatly planned for a poet and a one-man band.
Homeward bound,
I wish I was,
Homeward bound,
Home where my thought's escaping,
Home where my music's playing,
Home where my love lies waiting
Silently for me.

Ev'ry day's an endless stream
Of cigarettes and magazines.
And each town looks the same to me, the movies and the factories
And ev'ry stranger's face I see reminds me that I long to be,
Homeward bound,
I wish I was,
Homeward bound,
Home where my thought's escaping,
Home where my music's playing,
Home where my love lies waiting
Silently for me.

Tonight I'll sing my songs again,
I'll play the game and pretend.
But all my words come back to me in shades of mediocrity
Like emptiness in harmony I need someone to comfort me.
Homeward bound,
I wish I was,
Homeward bound,
Home where my thought's escaping,
Home where my music's playing,
Home where my love lies waiting
Silently for me.
Silently for me.

April 29th, 2004 04:17 PM
Some Guy Another big F U to "Van Halen"
April 29th, 2004 04:19 PM
Joey "Let us be lovers we'll marry our fortunes together"
"I've got some real estate here in my bag"
So we bought a pack of cigarettes and Mrs. Wagner pies
And we walked off to look for America

"Kathy," I said as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh
"Michigan seems like a dream to me now"
It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw
I've gone to look for America

Laughing on the bus
Playing games with the faces
She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy
I said "Be careful his bowtie is really a camera"

"Toss me a cigarette, I think there's one in my raincoat"
"We smoked the last one an hour ago"
So I looked at the scenery, she read her magazine
And the moon rose over an open field

"Kathy, I'm lost," I said, though I knew she was sleeping
I'm empty and aching and I don't know why
Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
They've all gone to look for America
All gone to look for America
All gone to look for America

April 29th, 2004 04:19 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
My friggin roses won't grow. Whats up with that? F U to my damn roses.



Well...by now down south I would have expected better. Did you try miracle grow? Some plants need special attention like being whispered to with positve statements. It's a self esteem thing.
April 29th, 2004 04:23 PM
Joey
Old friends, old friends,
Sat on their parkbench like bookends
A newspaper blown through the grass
Falls on the round toes
of the high shoes of the old friends

Old friends, winter companions, the old men
Lost in their overcoats, waiting for the sun
The sounds of the city sifting through trees
Settles like dust on the shoulders of the old friends

Can you imagine us years from today,
Sharing a parkbench quietly
How terribly strange to be seventy

Old friends, memory brushes the same years,
Silently sharing the same fears
April 29th, 2004 05:42 PM
Some Guy
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:


Well...by now down south I would have expected better. Did you try miracle grow? Some plants need special attention like being whispered to with positve statements. It's a self esteem thing.


Dude, its weird. The rest of the flowers are rolling, but them damn roses ain't shit. I busted out the miracle grow for sure. They about to get removed. I now believe that deer are messing with them or something. So F U to the deer that are fucking up my roses.
April 29th, 2004 05:52 PM
nankerphelge I use Miracle Grow on my roses and they are very happy with it!

I have roses outside and a pot of pink indoor tea roses in the sunroom.

Sometimes, when the air is just right, they burst into vibrant reds and pinks, and all the yard and house smells oh so beautiful!

Until someone's dog takes a dump on my yard!

FU to all the people that let their dogs shit on my yard!!


[Edited by nankerphelge]
April 29th, 2004 09:13 PM
Sir Stonesalot Fuck You to dickheads who think it's funny to endlessly post insipid song lyrics and stupid fuckin emoticon thingys.
April 29th, 2004 10:49 PM
gypsy A big Fuck You to the stupid 23-year-old pregnant chick (with four kids already)that I had to x-ray...because her baby daddy kicked her in the finger...and she came in by ambulance ($800-$1000)...and finger was not bruised, swollen, nor was it fractured or broken when I x-rayed it. We, my RO pals, are the poor suckers who are paying for idiots like this to come to the ER because they have no common sense. Fuck 'em all.
April 30th, 2004 12:30 AM
parmeda Yeah, a wild hair crawled up my ass with THIS news...
http://www.suntimes.com/output/mariotti/cst-spt-jay29.html

To make a long story short:
"Look, folks. If you're going to pay money to sit up close, please understand you're not attending the ballet. It's a high-intensity, egomaniacal athletic drama featuring a lot of loogie-spitting, crotch-grabbing multi-millionaires who don't notice your 7-year-old when they're screaming about a called third strike. Or, in Baker's case, a toothpick-chewing hot potato who has been ornery since the first days of spring training. If you don't want to be on the field, sit somewhere else."

IMO, that was the best part of the article, lmao!
I can't wait to go to another game now...I will have bond money...I will have a good time....I will swear like a sailor.

Fucking assholes...
April 30th, 2004 06:54 AM
egon F U to the chick that just came into the office
and tried to sell me an amercian express card.

"I told you 10 times already, I don't want it you fucking bitch".
April 30th, 2004 11:23 AM
Joey " Fuck You to dickheads who think it's funny to endlessly post insipid song lyrics and stupid fuckin emoticon thingys. "















[Edited by Joey]
April 30th, 2004 11:31 AM
jb
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Fuck You to dickheads who think it's funny to endlessly post insipid song lyrics and stupid fuckin emoticon thingys.




FU to bald paramedics.
April 30th, 2004 11:34 AM
Joey " A big Fuck You to the stupid 23-year-old pregnant chick (with four kids already)that I had to x-ray...because her baby daddy kicked her in the finger...and she came in by ambulance ($800-$1000)...and finger was not bruised, swollen, nor was it fractured or broken when I x-rayed it. "






" We, my RO pals, are the poor suckers who are paying for idiots like this to come to the ER because they have no common sense. Fuck 'em all. "



DEEP

There There My Princess .............................................. " Don't Worry -- Come to Joey ! " ( New Catch Phrase sweeping the nation ( world ?!?! )

J. Fly !



April 30th, 2004 12:09 PM
Snappy McJack
quote:
egon wrote:
F U to the chick that just came into the office
and tried to sell me an amercian express card.

"I told you 10 times already, I don't want it you fucking bitch".



The funniest thing I've read in days!!

Great job, Egon. The truth shall always be told!
April 30th, 2004 12:12 PM
Bloozehound F U !
April 30th, 2004 12:13 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:



FU to bald paramedics.




You make Joey sniggle !
April 30th, 2004 12:22 PM
Snappy McJack
quote:
jb wrote:



FU to bald paramedics.




Hey jb, what do you think about Kim Cattrall?
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