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April 27th, 2004 11:55 AM
jb "The practice of those freakish Rabbis [circumcision] is that they place their lips on the penis of these young boys and after they have cut the foreskin back, suck the blood from the head of the penis of their own young boys..."

April 27th, 2004 11:57 AM
sirmoonie
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
OK. Maybe I overreacted. Sorry. Maybe I was reading it wrong. Okay it's funny. Moonie sorry for the FU.



Hey, we're cool Motsie.
April 27th, 2004 11:57 AM
jb
quote:
jb wrote:
"The practice of those freakish Rabbis [circumcision] is that they place their lips on the penis of these young boys and after they have cut the foreskin back, suck the blood from the head of the penis of their own young boys..."



April 27th, 2004 11:58 AM
sirmoonie
quote:
jb wrote:
"The practice of those freakish Rabbis [circumcision] is that they place their lips on the penis of these young boys and after they have cut the foreskin back, suck the blood from the head of the penis of their own young boys..."



Holy cow, Josh! Who wrote that one? Some serious hatred in there.
April 27th, 2004 12:00 PM
Snappy McJack Beastie Boys - So What'cha Want Lyrics
(Beastie Boys)

Just plug me in just like I was eddie harris you're eating crazy

Cheese like you'd think I'm from Paris you know I get fly you
Think I get high you know that I'm gone and I'm a tell you all why

So tell me who are you dissing maybe I'm missing the reason that

You're smiling or wilding so listen in my head I just want to
Take 'em down imagination set loose and I'm gonna shake 'em
Down let it flow like a mud slide when I get on I like to ride and
Glide I've got depth of perception in my text y'all I get props
at my
Mention 'cause I vex y'all so what'cha want you're so funny with

The money that you flaunt where'd you get your information
From you think that you can front when revelation comes

You can't front on that

Well they call me Mike D the ever loving man I'm like Spoonie Gee

I'm the metropolitician you scream and you holler about my
Chevy Impala but the sweat is getting wet around the ring around

Your collar but like a dream I'm flowing without no stopping
Sweeter than a cherry pie with ready whip topping goin' from
Mic to mic kickin' it wall to wall well i'll be calling out you people

Like a casting call it's wack when you're jacked in the back of
a
Ride with your know with your flow when you're out getting by
Believe me what you see is what you get and you see me coming off

As you can bet I think I'm losing my mind this time
This time I'm losing my mind

You can't front on that

But little do you know about something that I talk about I'm tired

Of driving it's due time that I walk about but in the meantime,
I'm
Wise to the demise I've got eyes in the back of my head so I realize

Well I'm Dr. Spock I'm here to rock y'all I want you off the wall

If you're playing the wall so what'cha want y'all suckers write
me
Checks and then they bounce so I reach in my pocket for the
Fresh amount see I'm the long leaner victor the cleaner
I'm the illest motherf**ker from here to Gardena I'm as cool as
a
Cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce you've got the rhyme and reason

But no cause so if you're hot to trot you think you're slicker
Than grease i've got news for you crews
You'll be sucking like a leach

You can't front on that
So what'cha want


April 27th, 2004 12:44 PM
jb [quote]sirmoonie wrote:


Holy cow, Josh! Who wrote that one? Some serious hatred in there.
http://www.ferris.edu/isar/arcade/AFAM/ADL.htm
[Edited by jb]
April 27th, 2004 12:45 PM
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There you go; a "FUCK" for every piece of FUCKING spam i received today.

FUCKING ASSHOLES
[Edited by egon]
April 27th, 2004 01:19 PM
Some Guy A big fat sweaty F U to the liberal media. You're welcome.
April 27th, 2004 01:47 PM
LadyJane I agree with egon!! A big FU to spam

--Don't need Viagra!!!

--Don't need breast enhancement!!!

Draw your own conclusions!

LJ.
April 27th, 2004 02:12 PM
telecaster A Big, big FU to the lazy ass government worker who is suppossed to time the traffic lights so you don't have to stop at every fucking one
April 27th, 2004 02:28 PM
LadyJane FU to wet SNOW in Buffalo on April 27th

LJ.
April 27th, 2004 02:33 PM
jb http://www.angelfire.com/fl/TheCard/fightae.html
April 27th, 2004 02:41 PM
LadyJane I must tell you jb..I did attend one Dolphins vs Bills game in South Florida. The team song is nauseating and the fans were VICIOUS!!!

NEVER AGAIN!!

LJ.
April 27th, 2004 02:43 PM
jb Where are you staying? Fountainbleua? Loews? Delano? Mandarin Oriental? Motel Six?
[Edited by jb]
April 27th, 2004 02:48 PM
LadyJane I'm not posting my hotel location on the world wide web.

Suffice it to say I'm on Collins on the ocean.

BUT I will tell you I'm attending a party at Trump's Sonesta Beach Resort on Sunny Isles on Friday 06/04.

LJ.
April 27th, 2004 03:34 PM
LadyJane jb..you have a PM.

LJ.
April 27th, 2004 03:59 PM
Joey JUNKIE GIRL

" In the good old bad part of this college town
Men in business suits they run you down
You take their money just like you take mine
You send it bubbling down the thin blue line
It doesn't matter how it got this way
'Cause we could make it through this thing together
I know you're laughing but I got to say
Now I still want you maybe more than ever

No fooling it's a fucked up world
So be cool my little junkie girl

The cops are out to shut the district down
I comb the ruins of your stomping grounds
Stanyan Street looking like that third world war
You come up blazing like an open sore
Now I believe you but I got to know
How come the right side of your brain is hurting
So take me with you baby when you go
Through to the white side of your China curtain

No fooling it's a fucked up world
So be cool my little junkie girl

In the good old bad part of this college town
Men in grey limousines will drive you down
You take their money just like you take mine
Where does it get you on that thin blue line
Now I can hardly hear you anymore
Your eyes are empty and your voice is hollow
I see you waving from a distant shore
And where you're going I don't dare to follow

No fooling that's another world
Good luck my little junkie girl "

April 27th, 2004 04:11 PM
jb Joey, Joey, he's our man
if he can't do it
Sir Moonie can
Moonie, Moonie, he's our man
if he can't do it Max lugar can.
April 27th, 2004 04:14 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
Joey, Joey, he's our man
if he can't do it
Sir Moonie can
Moonie, Moonie, he's our man
if he can't do it Max lugar can.




Whatever Happened to that " MaxLugar " fellow ?!?!?!

You know , the one who proclaimed himself the : " King of the Internet " .............. ( Maxy Lear ?!?! )

Deverloping .............................


Shiver ..................................


D- D- D- D- D. J- J- J- J- J- J. JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJazzy JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJoe and the F- F- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFresh P- P- PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPrince of Boca Raton !
April 27th, 2004 04:20 PM
jb Probably complaining to the administators about our emoticons....pure jealousy my hebrew friend..
http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/


[Edited by jb]
April 27th, 2004 04:21 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
Probably complaining to the administators about our emoticons....pure jealousy my hebrew friend..http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/



I would like to nibble your elbows AND Caress your kneecaps my Jewish Brother .

For Kit : " Stones Rule You Bastards ! "


D. J. Jersee Joe !
April 27th, 2004 09:35 PM
Some Guy F U Mike, you dumb ass!
April 28th, 2004 04:43 AM
egon this fits nicely in the F U thread:


Things to say when stressed at work!

"Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!"
"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing."
"Well, this day was a total waste of make-up."
"Well, aren't we a fuckin ray of sunshine?"
"Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
"EXCUSE ME...Do I look like a people person?"
"This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting!"
"I started out with nothing and still have most of it left."
"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
"Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?"
"I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
"I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you haven't gone to sleep yet."
"Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
"Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
"I work 55 hours a week to be this poor."
"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
"Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
"Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done."
"Ambivalent? Well, yes and no."
"You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
"Earth is full. Go home."
"Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
"A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
"You are depriving some village of an idiot."
"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!"
"Jeez!!! Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

April 28th, 2004 08:57 AM
Some Guy F U to people that steal toilet paper!
April 28th, 2004 09:24 AM
nankerphelge F.U. to people that drive below the speed limit in the left lane!!

(Otherwise known as Virginians!)
[Edited by nankerphelge]
April 28th, 2004 09:31 AM
jb FU to premature greying of my pubic hair.
April 28th, 2004 09:32 AM
nankerphelge Time for Joey to shave your sac!
April 28th, 2004 09:41 AM
Some Guy
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
F.U. to people that drive below the speed limit in the left lane!!

(Otherwise known as Virginians!)
[Edited by nankerphelge]


true dat!
in Atl.
[Edited by Some Guy]
April 28th, 2004 10:37 AM
Sir Stonesalot >F.U. to people that drive below the speed limit in the left lane!!

(Otherwise known as Virginians!)<

I dunno Nank...I think that is a nationwide problem.

April 28th, 2004 10:39 AM
nankerphelge Perhaps -- but the Virginians got me good this morning!

I'm not asking them to drive fast -- if they want to poke-ass along at 40 mph it is fine by me -- but let me introduce you to the right lane!!

I'll tell ya what, when I'm in charge of everything, there's gonna be some changes!!!
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