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| stonedinaustralia |
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.
Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."
[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?" (Touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question,
Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Well..."
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
Sarah: "Up the arse....."
After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"
And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing!
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| Angiegirl |
OMG!! That was funny  ! Bedtime over here, thanx for making me hit the bed with a smile on my face  !!! |
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| Soldatti |
LOL, thanks for this funny story. |
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| MrPleasant |
Amazing. Better than fiction. |
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| Madafaka |
LOL! Excellent story! Thank you for sharing |
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| Zack |
God, I hope they gave them the trip! |
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| Gazza |
"Truth is stranger than fiction.."
Brilliant
(Was the mother in law story untrue then? LOL)
[Edited by Gazza] |
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| egon |
this apparantly really happened, only it was a couple of years ago on a US radio station.
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| stonedinaustralia |
quote:
egon wrote:
this apparantly really happened, only it was a couple of years ago on a US radio station.
ah egon - thanks for that
your comments only confirm my suspicion that the whole thing may be an urban myth
i was going to ask our resident Sydney-sider exile if he knew anything of it |
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| Mr Jimmy |
It's not an urban myth.
As hard as it is to admit it, let me just say that a few years ago I was watching a "Funniest Moments of The Newlywed Game" and they showed a clip from the early years that I'll have to assume wasn't aired on the original TV broadcast. Anyway... Bob Eubanks asked a bride, "What's the strangest PLACE you've ever made whoopee?" Can't remember the exact word she used, but let's just say she answered with "butt."
I saw it & heard it. And that's the truth. |
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| Mr Jimmy |
I just checked scopes.com and they verify that The Newlywed Game did have an episode with the "butt" answer although Bob Eubanks denied that it ever happened and offered a $10,000 reward for any proof. Clips of the "butt" episode have aired several times in "outrageous TV moment" shows and I guess that's where I saw it. They also mention the possible origin of the Australian-radio-urban-myth version.
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.htm |
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| glencar |
Interesting how those stories spread... |
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| stonedinaustralia |
outstanding work Mr.Jimmy - please feel free to take the rest of the day off!! |
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| Mr Jimmy |
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stonedinaustralia wrote:
outstanding work Mr.Jimmy - please feel free to take the rest of the day off!!
...why thank you Sir. |
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| egon |
i like urban myths.
maybe we should start a thread once the world tour is over.
you know, just to keep us busy till the next one......... |
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| glencar |
Oh no, that's what emoticons are for! |
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| egon |
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| glencar |
LOL You so funny. Now I must sleep. |
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| egon |
that's right. get your strenght for the tour! |
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