Mick was clearly asking for an ass-wipe during Keith's solo.
24th April 2007 12:17 AM
pdog
This toilet paper thing is going to waste alot of water, it took me 1/2 an hour to get the shit of my hands and ass...
Do you think Sheryl can expand more on her plan...?
24th April 2007 12:19 AM
Mel Belli
quote:pdog wrote:
This toilet paper thing is going to waste alot of water, it took me 1/2 an hour to get the shit of my hands and ass...
Do you think Sheryl can expand more on her plan...?
I find babywipes to be far more efficient. Less irritating goes without saying.
24th April 2007 12:24 AM
pdog
quote:Mel Belli wrote:
I find babywipes to be far more efficient. Less irritating goes without saying.
Yup! Love Em... Clean and comfortable.
24th April 2007 12:25 AM
GotToRollMe
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
Somehow we were so focused on the "one square" toilet paper rule, that we missed this..
quote:
----------------------------------------------------------
Gazza wrote:
She has designed a clothing line that has what she calls a "dining sleeve".
The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe their mouth.
-----------------------------------------------------------
OMG! WTF???
wait? is this for real? Or is this part of a Larry David skit?
Maybe she can design a dual-purpose "dining sleeve" that takes care of both problems! Voila!
24th April 2007 10:26 AM
Saint Sway
quote:pdog wrote:
This toilet paper thing is going to waste alot of water, it took me 1/2 an hour to get the shit of my hands and ass...
Do you think Sheryl can expand more on her plan...?
ROTFLMAO! A-list posting at its finest!
24th April 2007 11:40 AM
Highwire Rob
All I wan'na know is:
Why is this woman who makes massive amounts of money licensing her songs to NASCAR and gross recreational consumption of petroleum TELLING ME HOW MANY FUCKING SQUARES OF TOILET PAPER I CAN USE!!!!
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24th April 2007 11:58 AM
Joey
quote:Highwire Rob wrote:
<-----presently constipated so not using any squares at all.
Highwire Rob ..................................
About ten minutes ago , I just took one of the largest ' soft - loads ' in my forty - two year existence here on this orb .
I was so damn proud of my creation that I literally , .... LITERALLY just got up from the stall and walked over to the NW Corner mens room to wipe my ass .
W- W- What ?!
Oh , seventy - three wipes .
Brown Stinky ! ™
24th April 2007 01:17 PM
Highwire Rob
quote:Joey wrote:
Highwire Rob ..................................
About ten minutes ago , I just took one of the largest ' soft - loads ' in my forty - two year existence here on this orb . ....
YES! JOEY, YES! This is exactly the wartime "surge" that our Commander-in-Chief is demanding of us loyal patriots!
[Edited by Highwire Rob]
24th April 2007 02:12 PM
Saint Sway
Fuck Sheryl Crow. I just TP'd her front lawn
24th April 2007 02:22 PM
_Boomy_
Hmmm.
Let's invent a roll of toilet paper that is just one long rectangular piece. Or one square that is thick as a stack of napkins.
Yes!
[Edited by _Boomy_]
24th April 2007 02:25 PM
Saint Sway
meanwhile, Sheryl Crow hasnt stepped foot in a public restroom in about 10 years
still..
I think we need to hide this pic of Joey's bathroom from her
24th April 2007 02:30 PM
_Boomy_
Fuck TP. I gots my Magic Bidet. I even has's a remote and lock for's it.
Nappy (Toilet Paper) Threaded Crow.
25th April 2007 07:02 AM
corgi37
Ahh, whatever she says. i'd still give Sheryl a go.
25th April 2007 12:25 PM
Joey
quote:corgi37 wrote:
Ahh, whatever she says. i'd still give Sheryl a go.
Corgi is " THE KING !!!! "
25th April 2007 12:35 PM
SweetVirginia
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
Sheryl weeps....
25th April 2007 12:51 PM
Joey
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
I think we need to hide this pic of Joey's bathroom from her
Funny !
Good Postin'
25th April 2007 12:52 PM
Joey
quote:SweetVirginia wrote:
Sheryl weeps....
The sun is only a star
around the star we spin
but there are many other stars
where do we fit in
I'm only a grain of sand
tossed by water and wind
but there are many grains of sand
where do I fit in
***child of the universe let your spirit fly
you are the special one and here's the reason why
you're a child of the universe so climb your mountains high you are the chosen one do try and touch the sky
Tell me what can I aim for
in a world that's quickly changing
tell me what my purpose is
where do I fit in
shall I follow a dream
or are dreams just made for children
well all of us are children now
that's where I fit in
..
[cc;ss]
[Edited by Joey]
5th May 2007 02:45 PM
_Boomy_
5th May 2007 05:50 PM
Lethargy
Sheryl Crow makes even John Edwards look smart.
5th May 2007 06:27 PM
mojoman
quote:Joey wrote:
Highwire Rob ..................................
About ten minutes ago , I just took one of the largest ' soft - loads ' in my forty - two year existence here on this orb .
I was so damn proud of my creation that I literally , .... LITERALLY just got up from the stall and walked over to the NW Corner mens room to wipe my ass .
W- W- What ?!
Oh , seventy - three wipes .
Brown Stinky ! ™
while sheryl crow gently weeps...........
5th May 2007 09:31 PM
Highwire Rob
6th May 2007 12:47 AM
Kilroy
The Shirt must be a Puffy Pirate Shirt.
6th May 2007 10:47 AM
Trey Krimsin
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
meanwhile, Sheryl Crow hasnt stepped foot in a public restroom in about 10 years
still..
I think we need to hide this pic of Joey's bathroom from her
Are you sure that's Joey's bathroom? I mean, where are the stains?
6th May 2007 12:46 PM
playguitar
Sheryl, Hook me up with a supply of Percocet, and I will be your 1 square poster boy.
6th May 2007 12:49 PM
Strange_Stray_Cat
quote:pdog wrote:
This toilet paper thing is going to waste alot of water, it took me 1/2 an hour to get the shit of my hands and ass...
Do you think Sheryl can expand more on her plan...?
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