Vocal not the best, here's the lyrics, they are a hoot!
Life Sucks, Then You Die-The Fools
My house burned down in a flash of thunder.
My wife ran off with a one-legged plumber.
My crops fell dead when the riverbed went dry.
My dog got squashed by a pickup truck.
My son ran away and got hooked on drugs.
My daughter's knocked up by the class of '85.
People say that life is good;
It don't seem good to me.
I'm lost without a paddle,
And I'm headed up shit creek.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS then you die.
The government dumps its toxic waste
Right on top of my mother's grave.
A team of experts say it won't do her no harm.
But my sheep went crazy and killed my mule.
I cut off my dick with a power tool
Fixin' the hole where the meteor hit the barn.
(And it hurt, too!)
People say that life is good,
But I just piss and moan.
I got one foot on a banana peel,
The other in the Twilight Zone.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS then you die.
Let me hear some "yee-hah"s out there!
I went to the store to buy some shells.
My gun went off and blew the owner to hell.
Now I'm sittin' here in jail, singin' this song.
And one guy wants to cut me with a knife.
Another guy wants me to be his wife.
Hey, I wish they'd hang me before somethin' really goes wrong!
People say that life is good,
Give thanks for what you have.
When all you have is nothin',
Nothin' makes you glad.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS, then you die.
I said, people say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS,
LIFE SUCKS
LIFE SUCKS, then you die.
28th March 2007 07:06 AM
Nellcote
Crowell & The Dirt Band
28th March 2007 07:10 AM
Nellcote
Some Austin for y'all Los Lonely Boys...
28th March 2007 07:12 AM
Nellcote
She'd be off with the nearest truck driver she could find..
Don't kill me too much, however, I watched VH1 Making the lp the other day of these guys. They were in the studio, mixing the lp. When you take away the guitars, listen to just the harmonizing, they can sing!
That country, at least the parts I was in, is absolutely incredible. I highly recommend to any and everyone as a vacation destination.
Lake Atitlan - check it, never seen anything like it in all my travels. Most beautiful place I have ever seen in my life.
28th March 2007 11:38 PM
sirmoonie
quote:Nellcote wrote:
Don't kill me too much, however, I watched VH1 Making the lp the other day of these guys. They were in the studio, mixing the lp. When you take away the guitars, listen to just the harmonizing, they can sing!
TX for that blast from the past - no one's gonna kill ya.
Def Leppard, led by Mutt Lange, had one cool sound, it got perfected on Hysteria - fine ass pop rock in the Elton John stream of things. I always liked it.
28th March 2007 11:41 PM
pdog
quote:sirmoonie wrote:
In Guatemala for two weeks.
That country, at least the parts I was in, is absolutely incredible. I highly recommend to any and everyone as a vacation destination.
Lake Atitlan - check it, never seen anything like it in all my travels. Most beautiful place I have ever seen in my life.
Central america is stunning. I've been to CR only, but I will go to Nicarauga next... I'll wait a few more years, I don't want to take the youngest til he's about 3 or more.
28th March 2007 11:59 PM
sirmoonie
quote:pdog wrote:
Central america is stunning. I've been to CR only, but I will go to Nicarauga next... I'll wait a few more years, I don't want to take the youngest til he's about 3 or more.
Don't forget Guatemala man, I'm telling you its incredible. Lake Atitlan - memorize it.
We brought the kids - 7 and 5 - its still all about the pool at the hotel to them, but the travel was pretty easy - they held up in the dusty streets and bar/cafes I made them hang out on.
Got some good posting material in Guatemala as well - heads up, me go "posto loco"!
29th March 2007 03:59 AM
pdog
OK...
I'm Ready - Keith Richards
29th March 2007 04:13 AM
pdog
STEEL PULSE Klu Klux klan
29th March 2007 03:19 PM
Saint Sway
brief clip of of Rich Robinson pickin with the North Miss All Stars at Joe's Pub on sunday night.... doing Ry Cooder's "Boomer's Story"
29th March 2007 04:09 PM
Starbuck
rich has put on some weight.
he needs the "cocaine diet"...did wonders for his brother...
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