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Topic: Top ten of cool things: Return to archive Page: 1 2
April 25th, 2005 05:10 PM
voodoopug
quote:
egon wrote:
pugie,

how do i get to number one in your drinklist?




showing up with a bunch of ale to fill my glass german boot permanently puts you at #1!

Egon, you have no need to worry, your place is safe in my world of prospective drinking buddies!
April 25th, 2005 05:12 PM
voodoopug
quote:
glencar wrote:
BTW thanks for always speaking well of your own country. You, patriotic? Shit!

Top 10 Coolest American Wars/Conflicts

Operation Iraqi Freedom!!! Number One!!!
Viet Nam
Spanish American War
Mexican War
tie: 2 Failed Invasions of Canada
Granada
Bosnia
Kosovo
Gulf War I
The "Indian Wars", i.e. Extermination of Native Americans



sadly, just as i had envisioned, i seen this happening
April 26th, 2005 08:30 AM
Gazza
quote:
Jair wrote:

Come on, Gazza, now I'm VERY curious!!!




mmm..ok

RECORDS:
Exile on Main St
Blood on the Tracks
Berlin
Born To Run
Scary Monsters
Blonde On Blonde
Anything by Johnny Cash on American Recordings
Train A-Comin'
Car Wheels On A Gravel Road
"I Fought The Law" by the Bobby Fuller Four


GIRLS
Halle Berry
Uma Thurman
Angelina Jolie
a younger Sophia Loren
Mrs Gazza
1 or 2 others who shall remain nameless in case I incriminate myself
anything Latin


COUNTRIES
Italy
Spain
France
UK
Ireland
US
Canada
Netherlands
Morocco
Argentina
Brazil
Mongolia


COOL PEOPLE
Bob Dylan
Muhammad Ali
Charlie Watts
Bruce Springsteen
my mates Karen & Micky
Dom Irrera ("I dont mean that in a BAD way..")
Steve Earle
Billy Connolly



SUX "go away soon" PEOPLE
all politicians
all people who actually get enthusiastic about politicians
all terrorists and their apologists and extremists in any form
Bon Jovi
Glentoran FC
idiots who base their historical 'knowledge' on movies they've seen or pass themselves off as experts on countries theyve never lived in.
Michael Cohl
Clear Channel
"Hot rocks" and "corporate" fans at rock concerts
Journalists
Child Molesters
Ambulance chasers (ie - people whose sole function in life seems to abusing the 'compensation culture' our society encourages for every perceived slight)
Chavs/Spides/Neds
overly obsessive and self righteous politically correct arseholes
Bunny Boilers

FILMS
Pulp Fiction
Taxi Driver
Once Upon a Time in America
Goodfellas
Monty Python's Life of Brian
National Lampoon's Animal House
Kill Bill
The Godfather (s)
anything with Brando
anything with De Niro

TV
The Sopranos
Podge and Rodge
Little Britain
Father Ted re-runs
Alan Partridge

COOL STUFF
Following Linfield FC
Rocks Off
Bit Torrents
Cunnilingus
Eating Italian
Pre-Tour Hysteria
Bob Dylan still being great even though he's 63.
Fuck You, Gazza, Will Ya?

[Edited by Gazza]
April 26th, 2005 01:11 PM
Jair
quote:
glencar wrote:
Your lists are so much better than Jair's who is quite the dumbass.



Glencar, why you treat me so bad all the time? What's wrong with you? Didnt went to neurologist yet?


Seriously, I've been tryin' to keep a civilized relationship with you here, but you ignore any rule of education and manners.

Are you an ape who have larned type, or something?


I'm very sick of you.

Então, "por que você não me deixa em paz e vai tomar no cu?"


Saddly, there's no an accurate translation to that my Portuguese previous sentence, but I can say is not something very cool.

So, GO FUCK YOURSELF - if that you understand.


[Edited by Jair]
April 26th, 2005 01:24 PM
FPM C10 Jair - It's your avatar that gets poor Glenny so worked up. A peace sign! You pansy! It's like waving a red flag in front of a bull.

(edited by Ronald Dumsfeld)


[Edited by FPM C10]
April 26th, 2005 02:32 PM
FPM C10
quote:
glencar wrote:
It was the Muslims who invaded "Granada" but history ain't yer strong point, is it?



Grenada, Granada... I wield the sword of history like a mutha fuggin' samuri, baby. I know all about it. I have seen ALL of Charleton Heston's movies.

I'd like to say your work of late has suffered greatly and has Maxy and me sending emails back and forth FURIOUSLY! We are concerned those MONSTERS who invaded Granada have thrust you into a Rolling Stones message board fact checking tailspin!

Please Glencar, I beg you, find the laughter again!

Just find the laughter!

Your Pal,

FPM - knee-jerk granola type since 1968!


April 27th, 2005 08:36 AM
Jair "Gross National Happiness" is of more importance than the "Gross National Product".

Jigme Singye Wangchuck
April 27th, 2005 02:28 PM
Joey


I got your " knee - jerk " right here :









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[ Edited by Lee Harvey ]




[Edited by Joey]
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