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April 22nd, 2004 04:17 PM
Joey " RAMBO GRANNY SHOOTS OFF TESTICLES OF RAPISTS! "


" The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: "Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either -- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal. "


DEPORT HER TO AMERICA -- WE NEED HER!!

" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "

Jazzy !


April 22nd, 2004 04:30 PM
Bloozehound
April 22nd, 2004 09:49 PM
Ten Thousand Motels Where did that pic come from Bloozehound, one of those spam ads that come in the email?
April 22nd, 2004 10:39 PM
Snappy McJack Very disturbing....


April 23rd, 2004 02:01 AM
Bloozehound
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Where did that pic come from Bloozehound, one of those spam ads that come in the email?



lol

Naw

I found it on the web with an image search.


[Edited by Bloozehound]
April 23rd, 2004 03:03 AM
L&A
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:


lol

Naw

I found it on the web with an image search.


[Edited by Bloozehound]



What kind of keywords did you use ?
April 23rd, 2004 03:18 AM
stonedinaustralia
quote:
L&A wrote:


What kind of keywords did you use ?



are you sure you want to know!!
April 23rd, 2004 09:49 AM
Joey

Corgi is a Great Man !
April 23rd, 2004 10:54 AM
Snappy McJack

Damn Straight!
April 23rd, 2004 11:59 AM
Joey











April 23rd, 2004 12:03 PM
jb
April 23rd, 2004 12:04 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:




I would like to Nuzzle You !
April 23rd, 2004 12:14 PM
jb Joey, my understanding is that Callahan had your Q.B> throw 49 times in the schrimage ...he wants to "keep the tradition by first changing it" ....I think an effective passing attack, like U.M. has, is long overdue...
Also, I admire your senator Chuck Hagel...seems middle of the road and critical of Bush on the war plan...I think his discussion about the draft was not necessarily to reinstate it, but to make our country aware that we can't be the "police department for the world" with our current force level....I think he is subtely attacking how the Iraq war is being handled.
April 23rd, 2004 12:26 PM
telecaster Speaking of football and terrorism. Sad, sad day

In the Line of Duty
U.S. Army Ranger and Ex-NFL Player Pat Tillman Killed in Afghanistan

April 23 — Pat Tillman, a former NFL player who swapped a glamorous football career to enlist in the U.S. Army, has been killed in action in Afghanistan, ABCNEWS has learned.


April 23rd, 2004 12:29 PM
jb
quote:
telecaster wrote:
Speaking of football and terrorism. Sad, sad day

In the Line of Duty
U.S. Army Ranger and Ex-NFL Player Pat Tillman Killed in Afghanistan

April 23 — Pat Tillman, a former NFL player who swapped a glamorous football career to enlist in the U.S. Army, has been killed in action in Afghanistan, ABCNEWS has learned.







Any soldier dying is tragic, but I remember watching this guy's story on some pre-game show last year....gave up a lot of $$$ to serve his country.....now has made the ultimate sacrifice for our nation..God bless....
April 23rd, 2004 12:30 PM
Bloozehound Tillman had some cojones

he is a hero
April 23rd, 2004 02:28 PM
Joey " Joey, my understanding is that Callahan had your Q.B> throw 49 times in the schrimage ...he wants to "keep the tradition by first changing it" ....I think an effective passing attack, like U.M. has, is long overdue... "

Yes My Jewish Brother ..............The only way we can compete with the likes of your Miami Hurricanes is to establish the " West Coast Offense " ( Whatever THAT means ) . The very fact that 62,000 individuals showed up to watch a Spring Football Games is proof that : A ) There is tremendous support for what Bill Callahan is doing down there in Lincoln , B ) When you make a [ once every fifty year ] coaching change , people WILL be a little curious as to what the Hell is Happenening with the Football Program , C ) What else is there to do on a Saturday Afternoon in Nebraska ?!?!?!

" Also, I admire your senator Chuck Hagel...seems middle of the road and critical of Bush on the war plan...I think his discussion about the draft was not necessarily to reinstate it, but to make our country aware that we can't be the "police department for the world" with our current force level....I think he is subtely attacking how the Iraq war is being handled. "

It is the classic case of " Good Cop / Bad Cop " . Bushie43 always sends his buddy Chuckie out there to make the Harsh , Strident Statements necessary to make the President look " Centerish " !

Word ! To Everyone's Great Great Grandpappy !

Jersee Joe Wolcott !
April 23rd, 2004 02:33 PM
telecaster http://www.drudgereport.com/

FLASH: NO DRAFT! Re-enlistments exceed goals

joey you can stop packing the Volkswagon van for Canada now
April 23rd, 2004 02:37 PM
Joey " Joey you can stop packing the Volkswagon van for Canada now "

Whew ! Tele ........................you make Joey Stop Sweating .

" This Kid Sheds blood for NOBODY Ronnie ! "

G. I. Joe Joe Bean !

April 25th, 2004 09:16 AM
corgi37 Thanks for that post Joey. I dont know if its true though. Its not Melbourne Florida, is it? As for that U.S. ex-footballer, its very sad. He seemed a great man.
April 26th, 2004 10:49 AM
Joey
quote:
corgi37 wrote:
Thanks for that post Joey. I dont know if its true though. Its not Melbourne Florida, is it? As for that U.S. ex-footballer, its very sad. He seemed a great man.



Corgi .........................My Country has gotten itself into another Vietnam . Please don't allow your nation to follow us into that " Sea of Devestation " over there in Iraq this Go-Around ! ( See Australia circa 1966 )

Developing .......................................


Shiver ...........................................

" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "

Jacky38 !
April 26th, 2004 10:52 AM
jb
April 26th, 2004 10:54 AM
Joey

Corgi is a Great Man !


Jacky40 !