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| gimmekeef |
I hope they dont get Sheryl Crow up there wiping her ass...Unless she uses Kid Rock....
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
I'd feel alot better if these people spent half the energy they do educating people about the rising Police State as they do about Global Warming. |
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| Bitch |
Sheryl Crow was on a TV talk show and she advised us women to cut down on toilet paper usage. Sheryl strongly suggested using only 1 or 2 squares, 3 if it's messy!!! LMAO!! |
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| parmeda |
I swear I am half tempted to place ALL of my squares in a Zip-Lock bag and mail them to Sheryl...maybe she'll feel good about recycling the fuckers. |
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| Saint Sway |
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parmeda wrote:
I swear I am half tempted to place ALL of my squares in a Zip-Lock bag and mail them to Sheryl...maybe she'll feel good about recycling the fuckers.
^ thats good!
I was thinking of sending Joey over to her house after lunch and telling him to use just one square and clean up the rest with her bathroom "show towells" |
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| tumbled |
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gimmekeef wrote:
I hope they dont get Sheryl Crow up there wiping her ass...Unless she uses Kid Rock....
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| tumbled |
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| Joey |
www.thepolicetour.com
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| Saint Sway |
hey somebody mentions ass-wiping and look what Joey posts:
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Joey wrote:
www.thepolicetour.com
^ the kids on the ball! |
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| GotToRollMe |
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parmeda wrote:
I swear I am half tempted to place ALL of my squares in a Zip-Lock bag and mail them to Sheryl...maybe she'll feel good about recycling the fuckers.
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
I don't know why people are upset with Sheryl Crow's proposal. Toilet paper is a luxury not a necessity. In fact there must be some kind of way to recycle this stuff. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
I mean politicians recycle bull shit all the time. |
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| glencar |
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Bitch wrote:
Sheryl Crow was on a TV talk show and she advised us women to cut down on toilet paper usage. Sheryl strongly suggested using only 1 or 2 squares, 3 if it's messy!!! LMAO!!
WOW. She's stunning in her beauty, her voice AND her stupidity. |
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| glencar |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
I don't know why people are upset with Sheryl Crow's proposal. Toilet paper is a luxury not a necessity. In fact there must be some kind of way to recycle this stuff.
You really can't be that stupid, can you? TP is generally recycled paper products as it is. Tell you what, Woodsman, you start wiping yer ass with leaves & let the rest of us catch up. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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You really can't be that stupid, can you?
It was a joke....well kinda. Ever heard of satire? Or hyperbole? Or Sarcasm? Personally I don't care what Crow wipes her ass with. 1 square or a hundred it doesn't really matter to me...if it were my nose I might care.
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| tumbled |
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=450618&in_page_id=1770
Our lifetime in numbers
Life expectancy 78.5 years or 2,475,576,000 seconds
Words Spoken in Lifetime - 123,205,750
Friendships 1,700
Baths 7,163
Dreams 104,390
Beef and Veal consumed - 4.5 cows per person
Chickens consumed 1,201
Potatoes consumed - 2,327 kilos
Chocolate - 10,354 bars
Baked Beans 845 tins
Farts 35,815 litres of wind
Soap 656
Toothpaste -276
Deodorant 272, Shampoo 198
Beer 10,351 pints
Wine 1,694 bottles
Vomit produced 149 litres
Sex - 4,239 times
Holidays - 59 trips
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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tumbled wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=450618&in_page_id=1770
Our lifetime in numbers
Life expectancy 78.5 years or 2,475,576,000 seconds
Words Spoken in Lifetime - 123,205,750
Friendships 1,700
Baths 7,163
Dreams 104,390
Beef and Veal consumed - 4.5 cows per person
Chickens consumed 1,201
Potatoes consumed - 2,327 kilos
Chocolate - 10,354 bars
Baked Beans 845 tins
Farts 35,815 litres of wind
Soap 656
Toothpaste -276
Deodorant 272, Shampoo 198
Beer 10,351 pints
Wine 1,694 bottles
Vomit produced 149 litres
Sex - 4,239 times
Holidays - 59 trips
OK. So what do we do now? Ban human behavior? ban humans? Cut down? Quit rocking? Stop procreating? Act responsibly? Pray? Hope for a Messiah? Bring our bull shit to another planet? Turn Earth into a nuclear fireball? There is no answer. Just a continually rolling dice.
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| tumbled |
I think there should be more creativity ...
not so many babies, don't u? but as u know
you kiss you tumble around and what do you
know another baby is born
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| Gazza |
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gimmekeef wrote:
I hope they dont get Sheryl Crow up there wiping her ass...Unless she uses Kid Rock....
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he seems to turn up at any 'opening event' so I'm sure he'll be happy to oblige.
I've actually read that this (w)hole 'toilet paper' thing she said was done in jest |
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| Saint Sway |
Spinal Tap have announced they are reuniting to play the Live Earth concert in London and releasing a new single called "Warmer Than
Hell".
Spinal Tap also announced that Nigel Tufnel's 13 yr old son, Ludvig Tufnel, is officially Spinal Tap's new bassist.
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| fireontheplatter |
i was on the throne this morning taking care of #2 and staring at my 1 square
if you ever meet me...don't shake my hand.
damn you sheryl crow. |
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| Joey |
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tumbled wrote:
I think there should be more creativity ...
not so many babies, don't u? but as u know
you kiss you tumble around and what do you
know another baby is born
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