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Topic: Elvis Fans Needed On The Couch Return to archive
25th April 2006 11:45 AM
pdog To help celebrate Elvis week. I'm doing my part, even though I find 90% of his music unlistenable. The 10% I do like however, I like Alot!
Does anybody know the best way to get boogers off walls?

[Edited by pdog]
25th April 2006 11:48 AM
Joey

Where IS this ' couch ' you speak of ?!?!

Where ..... ?!?!


WHERE ... ?!?!

Please .... I's just's gots to's knows .

Rufus ! ®
25th April 2006 11:51 AM
pdog You're an idiot!
25th April 2006 11:57 AM
Joey
quote:
pdog wrote:
You're an idiot!



You are much loved by Joey
25th April 2006 12:03 PM
Egbert Spray with water (I'd recommend a 50/50 water/ammonia solution)

let sit appropriate amount of time (depending on booger size and date of origin)

scrape off with spatula when wife's not looking

reapply water solution

buff with towel

Voila!
25th April 2006 12:38 PM
lotsajizz the 'couch' does not deserve Elvis fans


25th April 2006 01:22 PM
nanatod
quote:
pdog wrote: even though I find 90% of his music unlistenable.


Elvis is rock and roll, pdog.
25th April 2006 01:28 PM
lotsajizz he IS the King!!


c'mon if all he did was the 'Sun Sessions' the man'd still be a GIANT!


25th April 2006 02:00 PM
nanatod
quote:
FPM C10 wrote:
And 90% of rock and roll is unlistenable.



Lemmy and I disagree with you. If it is rock and roll it is listenable.
25th April 2006 03:51 PM
sirmoonie Those are most disturbing images.
25th April 2006 03:58 PM
telecaster
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Those are most disturbing images.



Finally, we agree on something....

Flea? Seriously?
25th April 2006 03:59 PM
lotsajizz I think pdog's got new avatar material!


25th April 2006 04:04 PM
Riffhard Yeah Flea. Can you please loose the goddamned gay porn images?! I know your hatered of all things Bush has you lashing out indiscriminately at every image,quote,or instance where Bush can be vilified,but I share this computer with my kids and I sure as hell should not have to be minimizing this page every time they walk into my room. Can you please edit the images out?



Riffy
25th April 2006 04:08 PM
monkey_man Yeah what Riffy said. . . thems be some disturbing images!It's time to lose them.
MM
25th April 2006 04:11 PM
Altamont FPM done lost his mind!
25th April 2006 04:22 PM
FPM C10 Gaaah!!!

That was a booby-trapped "do not steal my bandwidth" bomb. They were supposed to be really lame rock bands from the site I mentioned...then when I went back and looked I saw that they were actually not only gay porn, but gay BUM porn. I apologize profusely to everyone who saw that, and the bums in the pictures.

Anyway, you're right, Nano...all rock is great.
25th April 2006 04:23 PM
FPM C10 And Riffy... what did Bush have to do with that?
25th April 2006 04:29 PM
Riffhard
quote:
FPM C10 wrote:
And Riffy... what did Bush have to do with that?



It appeared to me that Bush's face had been photo shopped onto the face of the guy blowing the other bum. Did I miss that? Maybe I just assumed that it was your intent to show them for that reason alone? You know what they say 'bout people that assume stuff.

I never even knew there was such a thing as gay bum porn! Where the hell have I been?



Riffy
25th April 2006 04:33 PM
FPM C10
quote:
Riffhard wrote:


I never even knew there was such a thing as gay bum porn! Where the hell have I been?

Riffy



Me either! Man, I'm just glad I checked back in here and saw what I had actually posted. And I didn't look at them too closely...maybe Bush WAS on there, but even I have limits and that was WAY past them.

The site, by the way, is http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=329

and the pictures I THOUGHT I was posting are hilarious. "The Hall of Douchebags".
25th April 2006 04:37 PM
gimmekeef
quote:
nanatod wrote:
FPM C10, here's Ralph Stanley's upcoming tour schedule according to pollstar:

Sat 05/06/06 Warsaw, VA Menokin Estate
Fri 05/19/06 Greenup, KY Greenup Fairgrounds
Sat 05/20/06 Renfro Valley, KY Renfro Valley Theatre
Thu 05/25/06 Coeburn, VA Hills Of Home Park
Fri 05/26/06 Coeburn, VA Hills Of Home Park
Sat 05/27/06 Coeburn, VA Hills Of Home Park
Fri 06/02/06 Ann Arbor, MI The Ark
Sat 06/03/06 Minneapolis, MN Cedar Cultural Center
Fri 06/16/06 Cherokee, NC Happy Holiday Campground
Sat 06/24/06 Alexandria, VA The Birchmere
Thu 07/13/06 Mineral, VA Walton Park
Sat 07/29/06 Rutledge, TN Ritter Farms
Thu 08/10/06 Bethlehem, PA Bethlehem Musikfest
Fri 08/11/06 Alburg, VT Bluegrass Festival
Sat 08/12/06 Blue Hill, ME Blue Hill Fairgrounds
Thu 08/17/06 Cherokee, NC Happy Holiday Campground
Fri 08/18/06 Chillicothe, OH Ross County Fair
Sat 08/19/06 Hindman, KY The Meadow
appearing with "Havelock Country Jamboree"
Sun 08/20/06 Havelock, ON Havelock Country Jamboree
Ralph Stanley
Sat 08/26/06 Myrtle Beach, SC Ocean Lakes Family Campground
Wed 09/06/06 Castlewood, VA Russell County Fair
Sat 09/16/06 Morehead, KY Poppy Mountain Park
Sat 09/23/06 Bean Blossom, IN Bean Blossom Music Park Sun 09/24/06 Pigeon Forge, TN Pines Theatre
Mon 09/25/06 Pigeon Forge, TN Pines Theatre
Wed 10/04/06 Columbus, OH Southern Theatre
Thu 10/05/06 Cincinnati, OH Sawyer Point
Fri 10/06/06 Beaver Dam, KY Jerusalem Ridge
Sat 10/14/06 Salem, VA Salem Memorial Baseball Stadium
Thu 11/23/06 Myrtle Beach, SC Convention Center
Fri 12/08/06 Renfro Valley, KY Renfro Valley Entertainment Center
Thu 12/14/06 Newberry, SC Newberry Opera House
Sat 12/16/06 Alexandria, VA The Birchmere
Sat 12/30/06 Jekyll Island, GA Jekyll Island Conv. Ctr.
Thu 01/11/07 Winston-Salem, NC Stevens Center
Sat 02/10/07 East Lansing, MI Wharton Center
Sat 03/10/07 Fulton, MS Davis Events Center

The only time I ever saw him live is when he was at the Opry in 1990.





Glad he aint coming anywhere near me....
25th April 2006 04:41 PM
Saint Sway
quote:
lotsajizz wrote:
he IS the King!!

c'mon if all he did was the 'Sun Sessions' the man'd still be a GIANT!




check this out.... cool set. HILARIOUS pics!
http://www.crowesbase.com/tapelisting.cfm?TapeID=330
25th April 2006 05:02 PM
glencar Elvis da best.
25th April 2006 06:49 PM
FPM C10
quote:
gimmekeef wrote:


Glad he aint coming anywhere near me....



Huh? Why, does he have cooties?

I hope not, because I shook his hand last week.

Thanks for the tour schedule, Nano. Miss Youngblood and I saw him at the Whitaker Center last Thursday. It was an enriching experience. Ralph didn't do a LOT - he let his band do most of the work - but he did "O Death", and "White Dove", and he played a little banjo, and I'm proud to say I saw and heard those things.

I didn't bother writing it up because I figured not too many people here would care.

But I put the experience right next to the time I slapped five with Muddy Waters, and the time I shook Keith's hand.
26th April 2006 11:18 AM
sirmoonie That Jailhouse Rock "video" has to one of rock and roll's greatest moments.
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