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April 17th, 2004 07:34 PM
Cousin Luke I have been lurking for a while and I think jb is a fraud! I mean really, I too am a multi millionare with many houses and cars= see how easy it is. Those who talk usually brag
April 17th, 2004 09:26 PM
Bloozehound
quote:
Cousin Luke wrote:
I have been lurking for a while and I think jb is a fraud! I mean really, I too am a multi millionare with many houses and cars= see how easy it is. Those who talk usually brag




You're fired!

April 17th, 2004 09:40 PM
Snappy McJack
quote:
Cousin Luke wrote:
I have been lurking for a while and I think jb is a fraud! I mean really, I too am a multi millionare with many houses and cars= see how easy it is. Those who talk usually brag



How dare you question the identity of one of the most profound and diversified posters of this and all other Rolling Stones boards?!






April 17th, 2004 10:03 PM
VoodooChileInWOnderl
Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
She could do your laundry 'n' cook for you
Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
You're really kinda stupid 'n' ugly too
(verse repeats)

You ain't really made for bein' out in the street
Ain't much hope for a fool like you
'Cause if you play the game, you will get beat

Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
She could do your laundry 'n' cook for you
Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
You're really kinda stupid 'n ugly too
And
You should never smoke in pajamas
You might start a fire 'n' burn yer face
Maybe you'll return to Managua
You could go unnoticed in such a place
April 17th, 2004 10:10 PM
Nasty Habits

One Two Three Four!

Feelin' sorry
Feelin' sad
So many ugly people
I feel bad
I'm so cute
They're so homely
Some of them
At home 'n' lonely
Wish they could be
Very cute like me
But they will never
Get to be
Some folks got it
Some folks don't
Some so ugly
They never won't

Everybody
See his hair
See his clothes
I'm sure you care
Terry Ted
Is really sweet
Watch the way he keep the beat
Sweet as honey
He's a piece of cake
From the ginseng root
'N' stuff he take
Vitamin E
'N' all the B's
He's so cool he'll make you freeze
Make you freeze
Make you freeze
Excuse me please

Step aside
I'm gonna ride
I'm gonna strut
I'm gonna slide
Hey, ugly folks,
Go get some cyanide
An' die
DIE DIE DIE DIE

A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh
(etc. repeats)

Ugly is bad
And bad is wrong
And wrong is sinful
And sin leads to eternal damnation
An' hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Arrrrrrrghhhhhhh!

One Two Three Four

I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
April 17th, 2004 10:14 PM
Some Guy jb- at my command unleash hell!
April 17th, 2004 10:31 PM
parmeda Oh, I am going to make popcorn on Monday morning for this!

LMAO!
April 17th, 2004 11:10 PM
MarthaMyDear SHIT!!! I have to work early this Monday... DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!! lol........ JOEY AND JOSHY!!! JOEY AND JOSHY!!! JOEY AND JOSHY!!! GO, JOEY!!! GO, JOSHY!!! GO!!! lol. HE!!! HE!!! lol.. PEACE!!! lol.

*** Martha ***
April 17th, 2004 11:38 PM
LadyJane The troops rally for jb!!

I LOVE it!! So will he!!

LJ.
April 18th, 2004 01:44 AM
beer i always thought it funny that such a rich man with such luxuries, didn't post on weekends cuz he didn't have the internet at home.

Long Live JB's Myth!!!
April 18th, 2004 02:59 AM
Bloozehound
April 18th, 2004 05:39 AM
egon i too lost my faith in jb, since that last unpleasant incident.
April 18th, 2004 12:50 PM
Monkey Woman So what, Mr. Cousin Luke? jb is a highly entertaining poster! LMAO!!!

Here's for the trolls:

April 18th, 2004 01:44 PM
Martha Hot burnin' fire...hot burnin' fire!

Nasty, great choice in lyrics..I got to put that one on right now!

Screams of agony.................

arrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
April 18th, 2004 02:27 PM
shakedhandswithkeith

Anything can happen at any time at any place for no reason at all!!



Voodoo and Nasty, I love you Zappanastics!!


April 18th, 2004 03:49 PM
F505 I do remember another story from a certain matjihs who had hard evidence that jb was unemployed and was not a lawyer at all. That story has never been resolved....
April 18th, 2004 04:45 PM
gypsy He doesn't live with them...he lives in a little room above their garage.
April 18th, 2004 05:12 PM
Monkey Woman
quote:
gypsy wrote:
He doesn't live with them...he lives in a little room above their garage.


Ah-ha! So that explain the weird posts. All that comes from the petrol fumes!
April 18th, 2004 05:23 PM
nankerphelge Okay -- enough

jb does not exist!!

There!
I said it!!

Do you know how horrible it was to be duping all of you for literally years now!!

Years ago I "invented" the character josh, esq.
He was my alter ego -- my evil twin if you will.
I made him greedy, and boastful, and arrogant.
I think I did a splendid job!

But then, someone caught on to me at Keno's board -- someone called me out that I was really josh, esq. I acted all pissed off and concocted another plan -- I made up a story about how I tracked josh down and that he was a real lawyer. I pretended to keep track of a lot of josh's bio -- where he went to school and such -- and that from that I used an on-line legal directory to find him. I said that I called him and we talked and he was a normal guy!!

Total BS!!!
Never happened!!

People started questioning that -- started saying that "oh nanker is the only one that ever talked to josh!"

There were a number of people that believed me ... and were looking for independent confirmation. So I stalled by saying I didn't want to rat the guy out but at the same time, my buddy in Florida set up a phony e-mail account and Internet access. People were able to verify a separate ISP and so forth and jb came to life!! For years people have been writing to me and sending shit to my buddy in Boca!! He's got tons of stuff now. I even had my buddy pose in pictures with his kids and stuff and send them to Voodoo -- I mean, come on -- remember that suit -- does that look like a $2000 suit?

Oh man it's been a rip!
But it is taking up so much time!!
Sorry about all the jew lists and stuff...I just got carried away.

April 18th, 2004 05:38 PM
Monkey Woman OMG, Nanky! If he's your evil alter ego, I hope you don't write novels, too!

Argh, just saw Johnny Depp this W-E in "Secret Window". Paranoids, beware!
April 18th, 2004 06:02 PM
Gazza LOLOL

thats hilarious.

However that would mean that Nanky has a combined total of around 12,000 posts. Unlikely to say the least!

And what about those folks who met "Josh" at MSG in january 2003?
April 18th, 2004 06:15 PM
Snappy McJack In honor of a great poster, this is for jb:

^^^^^^^-----------------^^^^^^^

^^^^^^^-----------------^^^^^^^



**********************





April 18th, 2004 06:21 PM
gypsy May I be the first to congratulate you, nanky, on finding those great jb avatars...it must have been a daunting task. So, were those photos really of 'Rico Suave' circa late 80's?
April 18th, 2004 06:24 PM
Jumacfly it s not very nice to bash JB while is not here (even if im not his first fan )...here s a pic for him...
April 18th, 2004 06:29 PM
Jumacfly
hey mister Jb, put a record on i wanna dance with my bb..

my last before going to bed...good night, sleep tight everybody!!!

cheers

Ju
April 18th, 2004 08:49 PM
Some Guy God bless jb.


Or the myth thereof.
[Edited by Some Guy]
April 19th, 2004 12:39 AM
parmeda Nanky...I just figured out your picture in your signature line. (It's been driving me nuts for a few weeks now)

LMAO you silly fucker!
Are you getting royalties?
Is he your hero?

...yes, you still have what it takes.
My mascara is GONE!
April 19th, 2004 08:47 AM
nankerphelge Let me tell ya, the 12K posts is part of the reason I'm coming clean -- that doesn't even count the posts on Keno's and Doug's!!

And the guy in NY in '03 -- that was my tailor-challenged buddy from Florida who just happened to be in NYC at the time and decided to have some fun! Nearly got assaulted by some of the Shidoobeeans because the despise Mr. Lawyer!!!

Anyhow, as I said, the secret's out now....
April 19th, 2004 09:00 AM
shakedhandswithkeith and what happens with JOEY??

Is he a myth too, or will he do his suicide now?

.................confusion.......................

come on Joey, you a real!!!!
April 19th, 2004 09:22 AM
Some Guy I'm confused!
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