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04-22-03 11:03 AM
nankerphelge ST. PAUL, Minnesota (AP) -- A man who called himself "The True Master" was convicted Monday of manslaughter for the bondage death of a man he had met over the Internet.

But Steven Bailey was acquitted of murder. The judge, who presided over the bench trial, noted that Bailey had tried to revive the victim.

Bailey, 54, of St. Paul, was charged in the death last November of Maceo Brodnax of West Hollywood, Calif. Brodnax, 53, suffocated while he was tied up and wearing a gas mask fitted with a plastic bag containing a chloroform-soaked rag. Brodnax died while Bailey was in the next room on the phone for almost an hour.

Brodnax had flown to St. Paul to be Bailey's sex partner for two days. Bailey referred to himself as "The True Master" in his e-mail messages.

04-22-03 11:04 AM
jb Is Max or Joey the true master?
04-22-03 11:27 AM
Jumacfly Macca may be???
04-22-03 11:37 AM
Joey " Is Max or Joey the true master? "

Josh , " The True Master " is the name of Steelie's and my " Sac Shop " in downtown Chicago ( On Michigan Avenue right in the Heart of the ' Magnificent Mile ' Shopping district and bordering a Convent .

Shiver ............................

THE JERKY BOY !
04-22-03 01:20 PM
steel driving hammer If only I could do that....

'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
Tuesday April 22, 2003

By CHAD KULTGEN

NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!

Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28.

"We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a pathological liar," says an SEC insider.

"But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck.

"The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He's going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers Island until he agrees to give up his sources."

The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall Street watchdogs.

"If a company's stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret, Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance," says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing investigation.

When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mind-boggling four-hour confession.

Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.

"It was just too tempting to resist," Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. "I had planned to make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn't look too perfect. But I just got caught in the moment."

In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.

All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his "time craft."

However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear the technology could "fall into the wrong hands."

Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."

Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep watching for further developments.


04-22-03 02:12 PM
J.J.Flash This "time traveller" maybe is under delayed LSD effects. You know, some physician after researchs and years of study, has concluded that the effects of this acid could arise again, after several years. Am I right?
04-22-03 03:29 PM
jb Notice everyone getting along again now that the war dialogue is over!!!
04-22-03 03:35 PM
J.J.Flash I didn�t understand you JB. What do you mean?
04-24-03 02:18 AM
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steel driving hammer wrote:
'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
Tuesday April 22, 2003

Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history.


I bet the guy's first stop on his little time trip was Brussels, 17.10.73. Sure, he knew he could makes millions in 2003, but a man's got to have prorities.


Just thinking about time travel and this story. If you really could travel through time and see what really happened to Brian that night, or hang out at the Ealing club whan there was no audience, and a infinite list of other events, the last you'd be interested in is money.
04-24-03 03:07 AM
Highwire Rob Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.

Damn! He went the wrong direction! Carlssin, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to go back in time to 1819/1820 and determine definitively whether the Beale Ciphers are a hoax. Some of us have scoured all over those number strings and the Blue Ridge Mountains of Bedford County Virginia for the $35 million buried loot... so once you get out of your leg shackles you just peddle back in your proprietary time machine!

Wadin' through the waste stormy winter,
And there's not a friend to help you through...

But Come on, come on down Sweet Virginia,
Come on, honey child, I beg of you.
Come on, come on down, you got it in you.
(honey child) Got to scrape that shit right off you shoes.

[Edited by Highwire Rob]

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