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(taken from AP)
CHICAGO, IL - The baseball world in Chicago is reeling yet again.
Chicago's own "The FIsh Haters" fantasy baseball club, managed by recent WGN superstar J.G. Puglsy, has clearly hit rock bottom. After dropping another few points in the standings, they have taken over last place from Fiji's "Trailer Park Trash". And that, as we all can guess, is a hard thing to do.
"They can't hit, they can't pitch, and they can't field for shit!" hollered Peter Gammons on ESPN's "Baseball Tonight" last evening. "I haven't seen this much futility on the baseball field since the 2003 Detroit Tigers!"
"I just don't understand it," OF Lance Berkman was quoted as saying. "The season started out so well, but since we were forced by management to burn all of our U2 Cds and disavow any connections with Macca tribute bands, team morale is in the toliet."
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below: recent free agent acquisition Curt Schilling hangs his head in shame
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The poor play on the field has translated into poor attendance at Fish Haters games. "Ticket sales are down in Skokie, Napierville and Wicker Park," said Fish Hater President of Operations Josh, Esq. "This is a total and complete embarassment!"
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voodoopug |
Sadly, I did not know that this highly competitive, yet unknown league was starting as four teams makes this a rough league.
I have been totally humiliated and must redeem myself. ADDA will ultimately prevail....and All will be forced to bow before me and offer gifts! |
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Starbuck |
pug!
did you happen to catch the twins game tonight?
the yankees lose! THE YANKEES LOSE!
now THAT'S baseball! |
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corgi37 |
Tell me. How many countries are playing in the "World Series" this year? |
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Starbuck |
i dunno corgi, but japan just won the world baseball classic!
it is more of an international game than europeans give it credit for. it is all over asia, latin america and south america.
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Scottfree |
Football (Soccer) sucks! |
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Starbuck |
scottfree!
soccer is for sissies, idn't it?!
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glencar |
I believe the Aussies like something called "footie". |
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Starbuck |
glenny!
did you catch the yankees game last night?
http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/gameday_recap.jsp?ymd=20060415&content_id=1402504&vkey=recap&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb |
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glencar |
No...I'm rooting for the Twins this year! |
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voodoopug |
quote: glencar wrote:
No...I'm rooting for the Twins this year!
This can seriously affect our friendship.
Starbuck...I gotta be honest....that was one of the best posts I have ever read...sadly, it was at my expense....but that is good shit! |
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Starbuck |
thanks pug! so nice to feel wanted!
did you see? you've climbed up out of the cellar...with lugar's horriffic pitching staff, its going to be a long summer in the STaDcM...
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voodoopug |
quote: Starbuck wrote:
thanks pug! so nice to feel wanted!
did you see? you've climbed up out of the cellar...with lugar's horriffic pitching staff, its going to be a long summer in the STaDcM...
Clearly when I give a full effort, there are few operating on my level. |
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PeerQueer |
quote: voodoopug wrote:
Clearly when I give a full effort, there are few operating on my level.
SEE: BONO |
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BONOISLOVE |
quote: PeerQueer wrote:
SEE: BONO
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PeerQueer |
quote: BONOISLOVE wrote:
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Hey Pdog! |